--- title: "1 Bottled water Quotes By Rachel Vincent" description: "1 Bottled water quotes by Rachel Vincent. Plus more from Rachel Vincent and more Bottled water sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4c1/rachel-vincent-677_blame_he-was-beyond-gorgeous-but-eastlake-high_1076823.png" --- > [He was beyond gorgeous. But Eastlake High was full of pretty people who acted like total freaks. I blame the local water supply. Which was why I drank bottled water.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-vincent/he-was-beyond-gorgeous-but-eastlake-high-was-full-of-pretty-people/) [Rachel Vincent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-vincent/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4c1/rachel-vincent-677_blame_he-was-beyond-gorgeous-but-eastlake-high_1076823.png) ## More by Rachel Vincent > [So, did the costume come with a condom, or is that sold separately?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-vincent/so-did-the-costume-come-with-a-condom-or-is-that-sold-separately/) [Rachel Vincent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-vincent/) > [You just say the word, and I'll make the rest of the world go away. I'll take you someplace safe, where no one else…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-vincent/you-just-say-the-word-and-i-ll-make-the-rest-of-the-world-go-away-i/) [Rachel Vincent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-vincent/) > [So, what now? We’re friends?" Yeah. If friends could be in love, but not together. In sync, but out of touch. Willing to die…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-vincent/so-what-now-we-re-friends-yeah-if-friends-could-be-in-love-but-not/) [Rachel Vincent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-vincent/) > [“You'll have to give me a minute here. Gravity's a real bitch this morning. Ian to Kori”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-vincent/you-ll-have-to-give-me-a-minute-here-gravity-s-a-real-bitch-this/) [Rachel Vincent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-vincent/) > [Wow," Liv said, when I dropped the mallet back into the drawer. "That looked like fun. I call dibs on the next over-the-top destruction…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-vincent/wow-liv-said-when-i-dropped-the-mallet-back-into-the-drawer-that/) [Rachel Vincent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-vincent/) > [“So...what are you delivering today -- pizza or death?" "Both, actually.  Pepperoni for you now, and a fatal aneurism to the woman in room…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-vincent/so-what-are-you-delivering-today-pizza-or-death-both-actually/) [Rachel Vincent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-vincent/) > [“My hands wrapped around his waist, traveling up the broad expanse of his back, mooth and hard, and... "Give it a rest, already," Tod…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-vincent/my-hands-wrapped-around-his-waist-traveling-up-the-broad-expanse-of/) [Rachel Vincent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-vincent/) > [“I don't even like regular plants. Except for corsages and long-stemmed roses...and those only hurt when they don't show up.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-vincent/i-don-t-even-like-regular-plants-except-for-corsages-and-long-stemmed/) [Rachel Vincent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-vincent/) > [“I want everyone to get plenty of rest tonight, because tomorrow, we make plans to bury the new council chair. And don't worry about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-vincent/i-want-everyone-to-get-plenty-of-rest-tonight-because-tomorrow-we/) [Rachel Vincent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-vincent/) > [“Take a nice, long look at your future, reaper. You'll soon be burning as fuel for hundreds of tiny fires." Tod laughed out loud.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-vincent/take-a-nice-long-look-at-your-future-reaper-you-ll-soon-be-burning-as/) [Rachel Vincent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-vincent/) > [“Whoever said it is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved was full of crap.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-vincent/whoever-said-it-is-better-to-have-loved-and-lost-than-never-to-have/) [Rachel Vincent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-vincent/) > [Because the alternative sucks!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-vincent/because-the-alternative-sucks/) [Rachel Vincent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-vincent/) > [If she were going to die, I'd already be screaming. I'm a Banshee. That's what we do.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-vincent/if-she-were-going-to-die-i-d-already-be-screaming-i-m-a-banshee-that/) [Rachel Vincent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-vincent/) > [You're not lost, Kaylee. You can't ever be lost, because I'll always know where you are. And if I'm not there with you, I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-vincent/you-re-not-lost-kaylee-you-can-t-ever-be-lost-because-i-ll-always/) [Rachel Vincent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-vincent/) > [“Why would you do that? Why the hell would you ever think I wanted you to do that? I’m supposed to protect you.” Liv’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-vincent/why-would-you-do-that-why-the-hell-would-you-ever-think-i-wanted-you/) [Rachel Vincent](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-vincent/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bottled-water/rachel-vincent/#itemlist", "name": "1 Bottled water Quotes By Rachel Vincent", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "He was beyond gorgeous. 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