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title: "1 Bottle Perfume Quotes By Nick Alexander"
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> [“I stand and grab a hefty bottle of perfume from the bathroom shelf and return to the bedroom door. It’s not much of a weapon, I know, but it’s heavy and square, and hitting someone over the head with a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-alexander/i-stand-and-grab-a-hefty-bottle-of-perfume-from-the-bathroom-shelf/)

[Nick Alexander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-alexander/)

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## More by Nick Alexander

> [“A reasonable looking guy with a sense of humour to go to parties with: surely that´s not too much to ask, is it?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-alexander/a-reasonable-looking-guy-with-a-sense-of-humour-to-go-to-parties-with/)

[Nick Alexander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-alexander/)

> [“These what-if equations have kept her life static since adolescence. And if life proves one thing, it’s that the best laid plans don’t necessarily…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-alexander/these-what-if-equations-have-kept-her-life-static-since-adolescence/)

[Nick Alexander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-alexander/)

> [“wierding me out”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-alexander/wierding-me-out/)

[Nick Alexander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-alexander/)

> [“As the red leaf warns: winter will be with us soon enough. If only I could bottle a little of this sunshine up and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-alexander/as-the-red-leaf-warns-winter-will-be-with-us-soon-enough-if-only-i/)

[Nick Alexander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-alexander/)

> [“There are moments in life- and I would have to admit that I don´t have them as often as I would like - when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-alexander/there-are-moments-in-life-and-i-would-have-to-admit-that-i-don-t-have/)

[Nick Alexander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-alexander/)

> [“Break-ups are survivable. It´s the aftershocks that get you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-alexander/break-ups-are-survivable-it-s-the-aftershocks-that-get-you/)

[Nick Alexander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-alexander/)

> [ “\[D\]on't be so open minded that your brain falls out.” ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-alexander/d-on-t-be-so-open-minded-that-your-brain-falls-out/)

[Nick Alexander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-alexander/)

> [“Fridays! They are the worst. Days stuffed with itsy-bitsy multicoloured tasks that fill every second of the day, but like M&M´s fail to nourish…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-alexander/fridays-they-are-the-worst-days-stuffed-with-itsy-bitsy-multicoloured/)

[Nick Alexander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-alexander/)

> [“But do I really want my vagina to heal over through lack of use either?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-alexander/but-do-i-really-want-my-vagina-to-heal-over-through-lack-of-use-either/)

[Nick Alexander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-alexander/)

> [“Mona´s Law apparently states that everyone wants three things - that happiness is made up on three - piece jigsaw: a good relationship, a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-alexander/mona-s-law-apparently-states-that-everyone-wants-three-things-that/)

[Nick Alexander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-alexander/)

> [“Half of them have beards too, which I´m afraid is a no-go area for me. I don´t spend half my life waxing to end…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-alexander/half-of-them-have-beards-too-which-i-m-afraid-is-a-no-go-area-for-me/)

[Nick Alexander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-alexander/)

> [“I guess you always regret the choices you didn’t make, because you imagine that they would have been better choices, that’s the thing. But…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-alexander/i-guess-you-always-regret-the-choices-you-didn-t-make-because-you/)

[Nick Alexander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-alexander/)

> [“all we ever see of each other is the representation we hold inside our own minds.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-alexander/all-we-ever-see-of-each-other-is-the-representation-we-hold-inside/)

[Nick Alexander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-alexander/)

> [“Sometimes you feel so happy, it feels almost the same as sadness.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-alexander/sometimes-you-feel-so-happy-it-feels-almost-the-same-as-sadness/)

[Nick Alexander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-alexander/)

> [“She likes the calm before the day begins, this sensation that everyone she loves is sleeping nearby. It’s so much easier to love them…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-alexander/she-likes-the-calm-before-the-day-begins-this-sensation-that-everyone/)

[Nick Alexander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-alexander/)

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