--- title: "6 Botox Quotes By Joan Rivers" description: "6 Botox quotes by Joan Rivers. Plus more from Joan Rivers and more Botox sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8c7/joan-rivers-669_beauty_with-plastic-surgery-the-general-anesthe_345614.jpg" --- > [With plastic surgery, the general anesthetic is like a black-velvety sleep, and that's what death is - without waking up to someone…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-rivers/with-plastic-surgery-the-general-anesthetic-is-like-a-black-velvety/) [Joan Rivers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-rivers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8c7/joan-rivers-669_beauty_with-plastic-surgery-the-general-anesthe_345614.jpg) > [No more Botox for me. Betty White's bowels move more than my face.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-rivers/no-more-botox-for-me-betty-white-s-bowels-move-more-than-my-face/) [Joan Rivers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-rivers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2c3/joan-rivers-669_botox_no-more-botox-for-me-betty-white-s-bowel_826658.png) > [A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-rivers/a-woman-went-to-a-plastic-surgeon-and-asked-him-to-make-her-like-bo/) [Joan Rivers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-rivers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/70a/joan-rivers-669_botox_a-woman-went-to-a-plastic-surgeon-and-as_871701.png) > [I had a friend who was a plastic surgeon, so he would do little things. I never had, like, a full thing.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-rivers/i-had-a-friend-who-was-a-plastic-surgeon-so-he-would-do-little-things/) [Joan Rivers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-rivers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/df7/joan-rivers-669_became_i-had-a-friend-who-was-a-plastic-surgeon_897165.png) > [Joan Collins told a reporter that she hasn't had plastic surgery; come on... she's had more tucks than a motel bedsheet!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-rivers/joan-collins-told-a-reporter-that-she-hasn-t-had-plastic-surgery-come/) [Joan Rivers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-rivers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c3c/joan-rivers-669_botox_joan-collins-told-a-reporter-that-she-ha_2795878.png) > [Because I'm the only performer who comes out and says I've had plastic surgery, I've become the plastic surgery poster girl, which…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-rivers/because-i-m-the-only-performer-who-comes-out-and-says-i-ve-had/) [Joan Rivers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-rivers/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/786/joan-rivers-669_botox_because-i-m-the-only-performer-who-comes_3120540.png) ## Other authors on Botox ## More by Joan Rivers > [I didn't want to do 'Fashion Police' because I thought, 'This is stupid, this is beneath me, who wants to talk about fashion?' It…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-rivers/i-didn-t-want-to-do-fashion-police-because-i-thought-this-is-stupid/) [Joan Rivers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-rivers/) > [I was getting dressed and a peeping tom looked in the window, took a look and pulled down the shade.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-rivers/i-was-getting-dressed-and-a-peeping-tom-looked-in-the-window-took-a/) [Joan Rivers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-rivers/) > [All my way through college, I worked my way as a window dresser for Lord & Taylor, so I always liked fashion. I always…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-rivers/all-my-way-through-college-i-worked-my-way-as-a-window-dresser-for/) [Joan Rivers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-rivers/) > [Everyone thinks Angelina Jolie was the first celebrity baby hoarder, but she wasn't. Before Angelina there was Mia Farrow. Mia had an entire farm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-rivers/everyone-thinks-angelina-jolie-was-the-first-celebrity-baby-hoarder/) [Joan Rivers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-rivers/) > [I have no sex appeal, which kills me. The only way I can ever hear heavy breathing from my husband's side of the bed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-rivers/i-have-no-sex-appeal-which-kills-me-the-only-way-i-can-ever-hear/) [Joan Rivers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-rivers/) > [Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It's all funny.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-rivers/life-goes-by-fast-enjoy-it-calm-down-it-s-all-funny/) [Joan Rivers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-rivers/) > [If you hate something, you hate it, and if you like something or somebody, you like it, but tell the truth. And most celebrities…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-rivers/if-you-hate-something-you-hate-it-and-if-you-like-something-or/) [Joan Rivers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-rivers/) > [I have no line. If I think it's funny, it's funny.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-rivers/i-have-no-line-if-i-think-it-s-funny-it-s-funny/) [Joan Rivers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-rivers/) > [I know now that everybody in the arts is forever a beginner. Experience counts for a great deal and very little. Every night onstage…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-rivers/i-know-now-that-everybody-in-the-arts-is-forever-a-beginner/) [Joan Rivers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-rivers/) > [Why women don't blink during foreplay... not enough time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-rivers/why-women-don-t-blink-during-foreplay-not-enough-time/) [Joan Rivers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-rivers/) > [My breasts are so low now I can have a mammogram and a pedicure at the same time.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-rivers/my-breasts-are-so-low-now-i-can-have-a-mammogram-and-a-pedicure-at/) [Joan Rivers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-rivers/) > [I love Vines. You make this 6.4-second drama, and you can reach 6 million viewer, and make people laugh. I find it so fabulous.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-rivers/i-love-vines-you-make-this-6-4-second-drama-and-you-can-reach-6/) [Joan Rivers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-rivers/) > [Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink"? It's like talking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-rivers/grandchildren-can-be-annoying-how-many-times-can-you-go-and-the-cow/) [Joan Rivers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-rivers/) > [I'm a New York girl. I come out of New York theater.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-rivers/i-m-a-new-york-girl-i-come-out-of-new-york-theater/) [Joan Rivers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-rivers/) > [All babies look like Renée Zellweger pushed against a glass window.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-rivers/all-babies-look-like-ren-e-zellweger-pushed-against-a-glass-window/) [Joan Rivers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joan-rivers/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/botox/joan-rivers/#itemlist", "name": "6 Botox Quotes By Joan Rivers", "numberOfItems": 6, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "With plastic surgery, the general anesthetic is like a black-velvety sleep, and that's what death is - without waking up to someone clapping and going, 'Joan, wake up, it's all over and you're looking pretty'.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Joan Rivers" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joan-rivers/with-plastic-surgery-the-general-anesthetic-is-like-a-black-velvety/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8c7/joan-rivers-669_beauty_with-plastic-surgery-the-general-anesthe_345614.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8c7/joan-rivers-669_beauty_with-plastic-surgery-the-general-anesthe_345614.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8c7/joan-rivers-669_beauty_with-plastic-surgery-the-general-anesthe_345614.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“With plastic surgery, the general anesthetic is like a black-velvety sleep, and that's what death is…” — Joan Rivers", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "No more Botox for me. 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