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title: "6 Boss Asked Quotes by 6 authors"
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> [“The best way to guarantee you have a job tomorrow is to not finish all the work your boss asked of you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/the-best-way-to-guarantee-you-have-a-job-tomorrow-is-to-not-finish/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e14/jarod-kintz-2_career_the-best-way-to-guarantee-you-have-a-job_236698.jpg)

> [Women in the workplace - we still have big strides to make. Girlfriend of mine just got a new job. First question…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carol-leifer/women-in-the-workplace-we-still-have-big-strides-to-make-girlfriend/)

[Carol Leifer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carol-leifer/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7d5/carol-leifer-12576_bigs_women-in-the-workplace-we-still-have-big_616635.jpg)

> [Hey, boss. Where are you?” she asked. “I just picked up something to eat. What about professional belly dancers?” “Um, I don’t…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/darynda-jones/hey-boss-where-are-you-she-asked-i-just-picked-up-something-to-eat/)

[Darynda Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/darynda-jones/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/550/darynda-jones-474_asked_hey-boss-where-are-you-she-asked-i-just_2196856.jpg)

> [I was the assistant to the editor-in-chief of 'Esquire Magazine.' And my experience as an assistant was really best case scenario. My…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/camille-perri/i-was-the-assistant-to-the-editor-in-chief-of-esquire-magazine-and-my/)

[Camille Perri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/camille-perri/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a12/camille-perri-15748_best_i-was-the-assistant-to-the-editor-in-chi_2339416.jpg)

> [When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/when-my-boss-asked-me-who-is-the-stupid-one-me-or-him-i-told-him/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4ee/anonymous-1_stupid_when-my-boss-asked-me-who-is-the-stupid_2675299.jpg)

> [I hated my last boss. He asked, Why are you two hours late? I said, I fell downstairs. He said, That doesn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-carson/i-hated-my-last-boss-he-asked-why-are-you-two-hours-late-i-said-i/)

[Johnny Carson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-carson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a7f/johnny-carson-2644_boss_i-hated-my-last-boss-he-asked-why-are-yo_3034565.png)

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