--- title: "8 Boring Stories Quotes by 7 authors" description: "Browse 8 Boring Stories quotes by 7 authors. Discover the best Boring Stories sayings and thoughts." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a0c/tabitha-soren-27583_boring_some-of-those-stories-in-local-newspaper_231169.png" --- > [Some of those stories in local newspapers are just as dull and boring as the stories that I get from on-line services,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tabitha-soren/some-of-those-stories-in-local-newspapers-are-just-as-dull-and-boring/) [Tabitha Soren](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tabitha-soren/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a0c/tabitha-soren-27583_boring_some-of-those-stories-in-local-newspaper_231169.png) > [I used to tell really boring stories as a child, about my toy panda's nose falling off, or something equally dull.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlotte-ritchie/i-used-to-tell-really-boring-stories-as-a-child-about-my-toy-panda-s/) [Charlotte Ritchie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charlotte-ritchie/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f95/charlotte-ritchie-20900_boring_i-used-to-tell-really-boring-stories-as_364638.jpg) > [The fact that there are so many weak, poor and boring stories and novels written and published in America has been ascribed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/saul-bellow/the-fact-that-there-are-so-many-weak-poor-and-boring-stories-and/) [Saul Bellow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/saul-bellow/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0fd/saul-bellow-558_alienation_the-fact-that-there-are-so-many-weak-poo_1253961.jpg) > [“miles an hour. You and your beakers, your clipboards, your briefcase. You and your boring stories”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matthew-thomas/miles-an-hour-you-and-your-beakers-your-clipboards-your-briefcase-you/) [Matthew Thomas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matthew-thomas/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/11e/matthew-thomas-35638_quote_miles-an-hour-you-and-your-beakers-your_1443973.jpg) > [“Mundane, boring stories--not interesting ones--are the ideal in an operating room.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wolf-pascoe/mundane-boring-stories-not-interesting-ones-are-the-ideal-in-an/) [Wolf Pascoe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/wolf-pascoe/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/33b/wolf-pascoe-79343_boredom_mundane-boring-stories-not-interesting-o_2350094.jpg) > [“There are no boring stories. Only a failure to truly listen.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/megan-chance/there-are-no-boring-stories-only-a-failure-to-truly-listen/) [Megan Chance](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/megan-chance/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/471/megan-chance-8853_failure_there-are-no-boring-stories-only-a-failu_2422253.png) > [Time slips away and leaves you with nothing, mister, but boring stories of glory days.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-springsteen/time-slips-away-and-leaves-you-with-nothing-mister-but-boring-stories/) [Bruce Springsteen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-springsteen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1dd/bruce-springsteen-546_boring_time-slips-away-and-leaves-you-with-noth_2747892.jpg) > [Just sitting back trying to recapture a little of the glory of... Well, the time slips away and leaves you with nothing,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bruce-springsteen/just-sitting-back-trying-to-recapture-a-little-of-the-glory-of-well/) [Bruce Springsteen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bruce-springsteen/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/883/bruce-springsteen-546_boring_just-sitting-back-trying-to-recapture-a_2903811.jpg) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/boring-stories/#itemlist", "name": "Boring Stories Quotes", "numberOfItems": 8, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Some of those stories in local newspapers are just as dull and boring as the stories that I get from on-line services, which are basically sort of straight news.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Tabitha Soren" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tabitha-soren/some-of-those-stories-in-local-newspapers-are-just-as-dull-and-boring/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a0c/tabitha-soren-27583_boring_some-of-those-stories-in-local-newspaper_231169.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a0c/tabitha-soren-27583_boring_some-of-those-stories-in-local-newspaper_231169.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a0c/tabitha-soren-27583_boring_some-of-those-stories-in-local-newspaper_231169.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Some of those stories in local newspapers are just as dull and boring as the stories that I get from on-line…” — Tabitha Soren", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "I used to tell really boring stories as a child, about my toy panda's nose falling off, or something equally dull.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Charlotte Ritchie" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charlotte-ritchie/i-used-to-tell-really-boring-stories-as-a-child-about-my-toy-panda-s/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f95/charlotte-ritchie-20900_boring_i-used-to-tell-really-boring-stories-as_364638.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f95/charlotte-ritchie-20900_boring_i-used-to-tell-really-boring-stories-as_364638.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f95/charlotte-ritchie-20900_boring_i-used-to-tell-really-boring-stories-as_364638.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“I used to tell really boring stories as a child, about my toy panda's nose falling off, or something equally…” — Charlotte Ritchie", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "The fact that there are so many weak, poor and boring stories and novels written and published in America has been ascribed by our rebels to the horrible squareness of our institutions, the idiocy of power, the debasement of sexual instincts, and the failure of writers to be alienated enough. 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