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> [I happen to think nearly everybody - especially those one might find in the odd issue of 'People' magazine, including me - is frightfully boring, Especially me. And Tom Cruise. Tom and I are alike in only this way.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/berkeley-breathed/i-happen-to-think-nearly-everybody-especially-those-one-might-find-in/)

[Berkeley Breathed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/berkeley-breathed/)

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## More by Berkeley Breathed

> [“Neither knew it at the time, but a line had been crossed that could not be uncrossed- a running leap over a chasm of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/berkeley-breathed/neither-knew-it-at-the-time-but-a-line-had-been-crossed-that-could/)

[Berkeley Breathed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/berkeley-breathed/)

> [“Just the usual formality before the chaos begins. Like playing the National Anthem before a Cubs game.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/berkeley-breathed/just-the-usual-formality-before-the-chaos-begins-like-playing-the/)

[Berkeley Breathed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/berkeley-breathed/)

> [Despite what they tell you, there are simply no moral absolutes in a complex world.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/berkeley-breathed/despite-what-they-tell-you-there-are-simply-no-moral-absolutes-in-a/)

[Berkeley Breathed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/berkeley-breathed/)

> [“Oodles of noodles help blue poodles mit der strudel.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/berkeley-breathed/oodles-of-noodles-help-blue-poodles-mit-der-strudel/)

[Berkeley Breathed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/berkeley-breathed/)

> [And that's why any of my picture books exist: They all seem to be built backwards from a simple, emotionally optimistic story beat.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/berkeley-breathed/and-that-s-why-any-of-my-picture-books-exist-they-all-seem-to-be/)

[Berkeley Breathed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/berkeley-breathed/)

> [I could draw Bloom County with my nose and pay my cleaning lady to write it, and I'd bet I wouldn't lose 10% of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/berkeley-breathed/i-could-draw-bloom-county-with-my-nose-and-pay-my-cleaning-lady-to/)

[Berkeley Breathed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/berkeley-breathed/)

> [Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us... a turkey which was no doubt a lively,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/berkeley-breathed/dear-lord-i-ve-been-asked-nay-commanded-to-thank-thee-for-the/)

[Berkeley Breathed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/berkeley-breathed/)

> [Liberal, shmiberal. That should be a new word. Shmiberal: one who is assumed liberal, just because he's a professional whiner in the newspaper. If…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/berkeley-breathed/liberal-shmiberal-that-should-be-a-new-word-shmiberal-one-who-is/)

[Berkeley Breathed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/berkeley-breathed/)

> [I'd be a Libertarian, if they weren't all a bunch of tax-dodging professional whiners.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/berkeley-breathed/i-d-be-a-libertarian-if-they-weren-t-all-a-bunch-of-tax-dodging/)

[Berkeley Breathed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/berkeley-breathed/)

> [Cartooning is about deconstruction: you gotta tear something down to make a joke.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/berkeley-breathed/cartooning-is-about-deconstruction-you-gotta-tear-something-down-to/)

[Berkeley Breathed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/berkeley-breathed/)

> [I knew 'Mars Needs Moms! ' would be a movie seconds after the title came to mind. Similarly, I also knew that my daughter…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/berkeley-breathed/i-knew-mars-needs-moms-would-be-a-movie-seconds-after-the-title-came/)

[Berkeley Breathed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/berkeley-breathed/)

> [I happen to think nearly everybody - especially those one might find in the odd issue of 'People' magazine, including me - is frightfully…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/berkeley-breathed/i-happen-to-think-nearly-everybody-especially-those-one-might-find-in/)

[Berkeley Breathed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/berkeley-breathed/)

> [It was a huge challenge to learn digital painting well enough so that computers don't pop into mind when one sees one.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/berkeley-breathed/it-was-a-huge-challenge-to-learn-digital-painting-well-enough-so-that/)

[Berkeley Breathed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/berkeley-breathed/)

> [The universe throws us some obvious little pitches sometimes, and we need to be awake enough not to let them slip by.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/berkeley-breathed/the-universe-throws-us-some-obvious-little-pitches-sometimes-and-we/)

[Berkeley Breathed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/berkeley-breathed/)

> [The digital world has allowed me a connection with my reader that I'd never had before. I didn't meet the people who read my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/berkeley-breathed/the-digital-world-has-allowed-me-a-connection-with-my-reader-that-i-d/)

[Berkeley Breathed](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/berkeley-breathed/)

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