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title: "24 Bored Death Quotes by 23 authors"
description: "Browse 24 Bored Death quotes by 23 authors. Discover the best Bored Death sayings and thoughts."
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> [“I would be bored to death if I didn't control a country--Gin”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shinjo-mayu/i-would-be-bored-to-death-if-i-didn-t-control-a-country-gin/)

[Shinjo Mayu](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shinjo-mayu/)

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> [I wanted to be bored to death, as good a way to go as any.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-de-vries/i-wanted-to-be-bored-to-death-as-good-a-way-to-go-as-any/)

[Peter De Vries](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-de-vries/)

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> [To be bored to death is a form of suicide.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/frederick-buechner/to-be-bored-to-death-is-a-form-of-suicide/)

[Frederick Buechner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/frederick-buechner/)

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> [“If you hate difference, you'll be bored to death.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/toba-beta/if-you-hate-difference-you-ll-be-bored-to-death/)

[Toba Beta](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/toba-beta/)

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> [This is me right now I'm bored to death](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/savannah-whalen/this-is-me-right-now-i-m-bored-to-death/)

[Savannah Whalen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/savannah-whalen/)

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> [I'm glad I haven't found my style yet. I'd be bored to death.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/edgar-degas/i-m-glad-i-haven-t-found-my-style-yet-i-d-be-bored-to-death/)

[Edgar Degas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/edgar-degas/)

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> [I’m bored to death. Perhaps I should pillage one of my neighbors for my own amusement. It seems to work for Drowden.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kristin-cashore/i-m-bored-to-death-perhaps-i-should-pillage-one-of-my-neighbors-for/)

[Kristin Cashore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kristin-cashore/)

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> [I wouldn't feel satisfied being on set every day doing a romantic comedy - I'd be bored to death.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joaquin-phoenix/i-wouldn-t-feel-satisfied-being-on-set-every-day-doing-a-romantic/)

[Joaquin Phoenix](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joaquin-phoenix/)

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> [“The Path Of Least Resistance Is Littered With The Corpses Of The Bored To Death”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dean-cavanagh/the-path-of-least-resistance-is-littered-with-the-corpses-of-the/)

[Dean Cavanagh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dean-cavanagh/)

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> [If I die prematurely at any rate I shall be saved from being bored to death by my own success.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samuel-butler/if-i-die-prematurely-at-any-rate-i-shall-be-saved-from-being-bored-to/)

[Samuel Butler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samuel-butler/)

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> [If I die prematurely I shall be saved from being bored to death at my own success.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samuel-butler/if-i-die-prematurely-i-shall-be-saved-from-being-bored-to-death-at-my/)

[Samuel Butler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samuel-butler/)

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> [“I think LIFE would be bored to death trying to carry on without me. Immortality is the only cure.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mwanandeke-kindembo/i-think-life-would-be-bored-to-death-trying-to-carry-on-without-me/)

[Mwanandeke Kindembo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mwanandeke-kindembo/)

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> [Did you know that there is one ultimate reason why women cheat on their partners? It is due to fact that they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/did-you-know-that-there-is-one-ultimate-reason-why-women-cheat-on/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“the whole purpose of civilization is to take the surprises out of life, so one can be bored to death”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/murray-leinster/the-whole-purpose-of-civilization-is-to-take-the-surprises-out-of/)

[Murray Leinster](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/murray-leinster/)

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> [There's a story everywhere. Being bored to death someplace is basically a funny proposition. What you have to watch out for is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-cahill/there-s-a-story-everywhere-being-bored-to-death-someplace-is/)

[Tim Cahill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-cahill/)

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> ['Philistines' was so beautiful, and it bored me to death. I never want to see another production where the rain splashes against…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-tiffany/philistines-was-so-beautiful-and-it-bored-me-to-death-i-never-want-to/)

[John Tiffany](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-tiffany/)

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> [We wait. We are bored. (He throws up his hand.) No, don't protest, we are bored to death, there's no denying it.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samuel-beckett/we-wait-we-are-bored-he-throws-up-his-hand-no-don-t-protest-we-are/)

[Samuel Beckett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samuel-beckett/)

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> [I would rather die than be in the United States Senate. I would be bored to death. Could you imagine me, banging…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chris-christie/i-would-rather-die-than-be-in-the-united-states-senate-i-would-be/)

[Chris Christie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chris-christie/)

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> [Boredom has been used as a technique, it is a device. In Zen, boredom is used as a device: you are bored…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rajneesh/boredom-has-been-used-as-a-technique-it-is-a-device-in-zen-boredom-is/)

[Rajneesh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rajneesh/)

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> [I'd be bored to death if I spent all my time with other businesspeople, bankers and lawyers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eli-broad/i-d-be-bored-to-death-if-i-spent-all-my-time-with-other/)

[Eli Broad](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eli-broad/)

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> [“Smoking can kill you, he said, and I replied: sounds better than being bored to death”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/chloe-thurlow/smoking-can-kill-you-he-said-and-i-replied-sounds-better-than-being/)

[Chloe Thurlow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/chloe-thurlow/)

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> [And I am bored to death with it. Bored to death with this place, bored to death with my life, bored to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/charles-dickens/and-i-am-bored-to-death-with-it-bored-to-death-with-this-place-bored/)

[Charles Dickens](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/charles-dickens/)

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> [I cannot stand superheroes. I do not understand any of its appeal. It has just bored me to death since I was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roz-chast/i-cannot-stand-superheroes-i-do-not-understand-any-of-its-appeal-it/)

[Roz Chast](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roz-chast/)

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> [I was bored to death and thinking more about the minibar and the after-show party than the performance.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/volker-bertelmann/i-was-bored-to-death-and-thinking-more-about-the-minibar-and-the/)

[Volker Bertelmann](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/volker-bertelmann/)

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