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> [“The pimple is perfect.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/buffy-andrews/the-pimple-is-perfect/)

[Buffy Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/buffy-andrews/)

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> [“I was just thinking that he might be willing. It’s not like he needs his semen.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/buffy-andrews/i-was-just-thinking-that-he-might-be-willing-it-s-not-like-he-needs/)

[Buffy Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/buffy-andrews/)

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> [“You deserve good sperm. You’ve waited a long time.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/buffy-andrews/you-deserve-good-sperm-you-ve-waited-a-long-time/)

[Buffy Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/buffy-andrews/)

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> [“I’ll pray for good semen. And I’ll get all of my friends to pray for good semen.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/buffy-andrews/i-ll-pray-for-good-semen-and-i-ll-get-all-of-my-friends-to-pray-for/)

[Buffy Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/buffy-andrews/)

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> [“The sight washed over me like a damn wave that you never see coming until it’s too late and you’re face down…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/buffy-andrews/the-sight-washed-over-me-like-a-damn-wave-that-you-never-see-coming/)

[Buffy Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/buffy-andrews/)

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> [“Do you remember the time, Mike,” Jeremy laughed, “that you put a banana down your pants and walked up to the Palma-nator.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/buffy-andrews/do-you-remember-the-time-mike-jeremy-laughed-that-you-put-a-banana/)

[Buffy Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/buffy-andrews/)

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> [“As I drove out the wrought iron gates I had entered, I noticed for the first time how intricate and beautiful they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/buffy-andrews/as-i-drove-out-the-wrought-iron-gates-i-had-entered-i-noticed-for-the/)

[Buffy Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/buffy-andrews/)

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> [“Yes, I prosecute bastards like him, make them pay for what they did to innocent victims who can’t fight for themselves. And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/buffy-andrews/yes-i-prosecute-bastards-like-him-make-them-pay-for-what-they-did-to/)

[Buffy Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/buffy-andrews/)

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> [“One day comes after another and another and pretty soon you realize that yesterday was pretty damn long ago and that everything…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/buffy-andrews/one-day-comes-after-another-and-another-and-pretty-soon-you-realize/)

[Buffy Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/buffy-andrews/)

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## Other authors on Book quotes

## More by Buffy Andrews

> [“It’s a great day to write a best-seller.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/buffy-andrews/it-s-a-great-day-to-write-a-best-seller/)

[Buffy Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/buffy-andrews/)

> [“The best kind of day is a writing day”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/buffy-andrews/the-best-kind-of-day-is-a-writing-day/)

[Buffy Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/buffy-andrews/)

> [“Hey Revision. You can be a pain but you do make Book better.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/buffy-andrews/hey-revision-you-can-be-a-pain-but-you-do-make-book-better/)

[Buffy Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/buffy-andrews/)

> [“I love Edit. He gives me tons of second chances to make things just right between us.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/buffy-andrews/i-love-edit-he-gives-me-tons-of-second-chances-to-make-things-just/)

[Buffy Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/buffy-andrews/)

> [“If I write as well as I golf, I'm in trouble!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/buffy-andrews/if-i-write-as-well-as-i-golf-i-m-in-trouble/)

[Buffy Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/buffy-andrews/)

> [“Yes, I prosecute bastards like him, make them pay for what they did to innocent victims who can’t fight for themselves. And every time…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/buffy-andrews/yes-i-prosecute-bastards-like-him-make-them-pay-for-what-they-did-to/)

[Buffy Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/buffy-andrews/)

> [“Show me the contract.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/buffy-andrews/show-me-the-contract/)

[Buffy Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/buffy-andrews/)

> [“Caught red-handed for exclamation abuse.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/buffy-andrews/caught-red-handed-for-exclamation-abuse/)

[Buffy Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/buffy-andrews/)

> [“Good editors are priceless.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/buffy-andrews/good-editors-are-priceless/)

[Buffy Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/buffy-andrews/)

> [“The pimple is perfect.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/buffy-andrews/the-pimple-is-perfect/)

[Buffy Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/buffy-andrews/)

> [“If rejections were cash, I'd be rich”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/buffy-andrews/if-rejections-were-cash-i-d-be-rich/)

[Buffy Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/buffy-andrews/)

> [“I'm in love with writing, but sometimes I swear it hates me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/buffy-andrews/i-m-in-love-with-writing-but-sometimes-i-swear-it-hates-me/)

[Buffy Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/buffy-andrews/)

> [“A tweet a day keeps writer's block away.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/buffy-andrews/a-tweet-a-day-keeps-writer-s-block-away/)

[Buffy Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/buffy-andrews/)

> [“I wear the writer pants in the family.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/buffy-andrews/i-wear-the-writer-pants-in-the-family/)

[Buffy Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/buffy-andrews/)

> [“I was just thinking that he might be willing. It’s not like he needs his semen.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/buffy-andrews/i-was-just-thinking-that-he-might-be-willing-it-s-not-like-he-needs/)

[Buffy Andrews](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/buffy-andrews/)

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