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> [“So you killed him with what now?" "I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Just so you know, you left it up again. That drives me crazy.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jesse-petersen/so-you-killed-him-with-what-now-i-tried-that-dr-phil-book-at-first/)

[Jesse Petersen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jesse-petersen/)

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## More by Jesse Petersen

> [“Just because she tried to eat us doesn't mean she was wrong”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jesse-petersen/just-because-she-tried-to-eat-us-doesn-t-mean-she-was-wrong/)

[Jesse Petersen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jesse-petersen/)

> [“Make requests, not demands. example: “please” kill that zombie honey, I’m out of bullets.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jesse-petersen/make-requests-not-demands-example-please-kill-that-zombie-honey-i-m/)

[Jesse Petersen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jesse-petersen/)

> [“I should have known that having "end of the world" sex wouldn't solve our problems. Though, it was pretty great and I highly recommend…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jesse-petersen/i-should-have-known-that-having-end-of-the-world-sex-wouldn-t-solve/)

[Jesse Petersen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jesse-petersen/)

> [“Put the small stuff into perspective. It's better to be wrong and alive than right but eating brains.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jesse-petersen/put-the-small-stuff-into-perspective-it-s-better-to-be-wrong-and/)

[Jesse Petersen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jesse-petersen/)

> [“Balance the world in your relationship. No one person should be responsible for killing ALL the Zombies.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jesse-petersen/balance-the-world-in-your-relationship-no-one-person-should-be/)

[Jesse Petersen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jesse-petersen/)

> [“So you killed him with what now?" "I tried that Dr. Phil book at first"..."And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jesse-petersen/so-you-killed-him-with-what-now-i-tried-that-dr-phil-book-at-first/)

[Jesse Petersen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jesse-petersen/)

> [“Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might come in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jesse-petersen/support-your-partner-in-their-interests-you-never-know-when-batting/)

[Jesse Petersen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jesse-petersen/)

> [“And then, anger gave way to pure and simple job satisfaction. I mean, when I looked at a dead zombie head on a spike,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jesse-petersen/and-then-anger-gave-way-to-pure-and-simple-job-satisfaction-i-mean/)

[Jesse Petersen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jesse-petersen/)

> [“Yeah.” Sven said. “The stuff she just said. Let’s not get all killy.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jesse-petersen/yeah-sven-said-the-stuff-she-just-said-let-s-not-get-all-killy/)

[Jesse Petersen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jesse-petersen/)

> [“I'd always thought the skinny little twerp was anorexic. But apparently what she needed wasn't a sandwich, as I'd often muttered as we left…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jesse-petersen/i-d-always-thought-the-skinny-little-twerp-was-anorexic-but/)

[Jesse Petersen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jesse-petersen/)

> [“Build mutual friendships. Just be ready to end them when your friends start trying to eat you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jesse-petersen/build-mutual-friendships-just-be-ready-to-end-them-when-your-friends/)

[Jesse Petersen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jesse-petersen/)

> [“Give each other a compliment every day. Even when the undead attack, its nice to feel pretty. Or badass.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jesse-petersen/give-each-other-a-compliment-every-day-even-when-the-undead-attack/)

[Jesse Petersen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jesse-petersen/)

> [“I stared at him. "David, that's prison movies, not zombie movie.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jesse-petersen/i-stared-at-him-david-that-s-prison-movies-not-zombie-movie/)

[Jesse Petersen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jesse-petersen/)

> [“I stopped as I thought of poor Jack on my bathroom floor, just another victim of Dr. Phil.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jesse-petersen/i-stopped-as-i-thought-of-poor-jack-on-my-bathroom-floor-just-another/)

[Jesse Petersen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jesse-petersen/)

> [“Make requests, not demands. "Please" kill that zombie, honey, I'm out of bullets.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jesse-petersen/make-requests-not-demands-please-kill-that-zombie-honey-i-m-out-of/)

[Jesse Petersen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jesse-petersen/)

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