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title: "4 Boobs Quotes By Green Monk"
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> [I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/i-ve-been-told-by-so-many-women-that-i-m-a-great-listener-a-majority/)

[Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a4d/green-monk-388_boobs_i-ve-been-told-by-so-many-women-that-i-m_3268.jpg)

> [This girl just got mad cause I said she had awesome boobs, how the hell was I supposed to know the dude…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/this-girl-just-got-mad-cause-i-said-she-had-awesome-boobs-how-the/)

[Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0ec/green-monk-388_boobs_this-girl-just-got-mad-cause-i-said-she_815297.jpg)

> [LOVE surely comes from the heart…but I suspect that even the BOOBS in front contribute a lot...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/love-surely-comes-from-the-heart-but-i-suspect-that-even-the-boobs-in/)

[Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/268/green-monk-388_funny_love-surely-comes-from-the-heart-but-i-s_1428152.jpg)

> [I've read that women love to have whipped cream licked off their breasts, but since my girlfriend has silicone implants, I use…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/i-ve-read-that-women-love-to-have-whipped-cream-licked-off-their/)

[Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ea9/green-monk-388_boobs_i-ve-read-that-women-love-to-have-whippe_3157492.jpg)

## Other authors on Boobs

- [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b018/author-nikhil-saluja-71464.jpg) Nikhil Saluja 24 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/boobs/nikhil-saluja/)
- [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b008/author-dolly-parton-29715.jpg) Dolly Parton 6 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/boobs/dolly-parton/)
- [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b013/author-joan-rivers-50207.jpg) Joan Rivers 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/boobs/joan-rivers/)
- [Jarod Kintz 5 quotes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/boobs/jarod-kintz/)

## More by Green Monk

> [I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/i-wonder-if-you-have-unprotected-phone-sex-if-you-can-get-hearing-aids/)

[Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/)

> [Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/women-fake-headaches-to-get-out-of-having-sex-with-their-man-and-men/)

[Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/)

> [I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/i-ve-been-told-by-so-many-women-that-i-m-a-great-listener-a-majority/)

[Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/)

> [Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/scientists-have-found-that-women-share-the-same-dna-as-prawns-their/)

[Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/)

> [When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/when-someone-is-mad-and-asks-you-do-i-look-stupid-don-t-answer-them/)

[Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/)

> [I would just like to point something out to you: the exit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/i-would-just-like-to-point-something-out-to-you-the-exit/)

[Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/)

> [Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/passion-is-a-strong-emotional-desire-of-love-and-hate-to-humans-or/)

[Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/)

> [You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/you-may-love-a-girl-very-deeply-but-u-cannot-express-it-more-deeper/)

[Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/)

> [Sign on the abortion clinic: Don't kid yourself!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/sign-on-the-abortion-clinic-don-t-kid-yourself/)

[Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/)

> [Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/note-to-females-you-cant-blame-the-entire-male-genre-just-because-you/)

[Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/)

> [That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/that-awkward-moment-when-you-can-t-understand-what-someone-has-said/)

[Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/)

> [Bitch, I tweet like everyone hates me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/bitch-i-tweet-like-everyone-hates-me/)

[Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/)

> [Life should come with a remote. There are so many moments I'd give up my life for to pause, fast-forward, and rewind.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/life-should-come-with-a-remote-there-are-so-many-moments-i-d-give-up/)

[Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/)

> [I wish Twitter would notify me when someone UN-followed me, that way I could go star it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/i-wish-twitter-would-notify-me-when-someone-un-followed-me-that-way-i/)

[Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/)

> [I like those Birthday reminders on Facebook because occasionally they remind me of the friends I need to Delete.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/green-monk/i-like-those-birthday-reminders-on-facebook-because-occasionally-they/)

[Green Monk](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/green-monk/)

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