--- title: "1 Bonfire Quotes By Whitney G" description: "1 Bonfire quotes by Whitney G. Plus more from Whitney G and more Bonfire sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ad0/whitney-g-23608_big-deal_subject-next-time-you-jackasses-throw-an_2304522.jpg" --- > [“ SUBJECT: NEXT TIME You Jackasses Throw an 'Unofficial' Bonfire ... How about making sure that you won't burn down the grounds in the process?! How about ASKING your neighbors if they'll mind having five hundred students in their streets…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whitney-g/subject-next-time-you-jackasses-throw-an-unofficial-bonfire-how-about/) [Whitney G](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whitney-g/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ad0/whitney-g-23608_big-deal_subject-next-time-you-jackasses-throw-an_2304522.jpg) ## More by Whitney G > [“Dallas-Emily: More of YOU. I like you A LOT and I know that with your career, you’re alone a lot (as am I) and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whitney-g/dallas-emily-more-of-you-i-like-you-a-lot-and-i-know-that-with-your/) [Whitney G](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whitney-g/) > [“Wait,” I touched his arm before he walked into the rain. “On what day are we meeting?” He tilted his head to the side,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whitney-g/wait-i-touched-his-arm-before-he-walked-into-the-rain-on-what-day-are/) [Whitney G](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whitney-g/) > [“Dear Journal, I just realized that the key to advertising can be summed up in one word: Bullshit.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whitney-g/dear-journal-i-just-realized-that-the-key-to-advertising-can-be/) [Whitney G](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whitney-g/) > [“But if I’m going to spend my entire senior year dating one person, I need to make sure it’s more than worth my while.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whitney-g/but-if-i-m-going-to-spend-my-entire-senior-year-dating-one-person-i/) [Whitney G](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whitney-g/) > [“Look, I’m completely flattered but you look kind of young.” He furrowed his eyebrow. “That’s very nice of you to say, but that doesn’t…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whitney-g/look-i-m-completely-flattered-but-you-look-kind-of-young-he-furrowed/) [Whitney G](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whitney-g/) > [“Her favorite color is blue, even though she tells everyone it’s orange. She looks for every excuse possible to get out of going to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whitney-g/her-favorite-color-is-blue-even-though-she-tells-everyone-it-s-orange/) [Whitney G](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whitney-g/) > [“What? “I’ve never stolen anything from you.” “Nothing except my patience.” His voice was firm. “Vinnie will pick you up at five thirty. Don’t…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whitney-g/what-i-ve-never-stolen-anything-from-you-nothing-except-my-patience/) [Whitney G](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whitney-g/) > [“She gasped. “You would snitch on me?” “I would run my car over you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whitney-g/she-gasped-you-would-snitch-on-me-i-would-run-my-car-over-you/) [Whitney G](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whitney-g/) > [“I was accustomed to women saying “yes” to me within seconds, and I’d never had to work this hard just to get someone’s phone…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whitney-g/i-was-accustomed-to-women-saying-yes-to-me-within-seconds-and-i-d/) [Whitney G](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whitney-g/) > [“Forgiveness is what happens when you can honestly move past something and let it go. Stupidity is what happens when you tell someone “I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whitney-g/forgiveness-is-what-happens-when-you-can-honestly-move-past-something/) [Whitney G](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whitney-g/) > [“But this year, when the game clock struck zero, and the score was in my team's favor, I felt no excitement at all. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whitney-g/but-this-year-when-the-game-clock-struck-zero-and-the-score-was-in-my/) [Whitney G](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whitney-g/) > [“I like your rants better when you prepare them in advance,” I said. “They sound less juvenile that way.” “Have you two been fucking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whitney-g/i-like-your-rants-better-when-you-prepare-them-in-advance-i-said-they/) [Whitney G](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whitney-g/) > [“The subtext sounded more like you can’t have him. He’s mine. I half expected him to pee on Drew just to mark his territory.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whitney-g/the-subtext-sounded-more-like-you-can-t-have-him-he-s-mine-i-half/) [Whitney G](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whitney-g/) > [“This is…” She crossed her arms, and I braced myself for a rant of epic proportions. “This personal meeting you’ve been telling me about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whitney-g/this-is-she-crossed-her-arms-and-i-braced-myself-for-a-rant-of-epic/) [Whitney G](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whitney-g/) > [“ SUBJECT: NEXT TIME You Jackasses Throw an 'Unofficial' Bonfire ... How about making sure that you won't burn down the grounds in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/whitney-g/subject-next-time-you-jackasses-throw-an-unofficial-bonfire-how-about/) [Whitney G](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/whitney-g/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bonfire/whitney-g/#itemlist", "name": "1 Bonfire Quotes By Whitney G", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“ SUBJECT: NEXT TIME You Jackasses Throw an 'Unofficial' Bonfire ... How about making sure that you won't burn down the grounds in the process?! How about ASKING your neighbors if they'll mind having five hundred students in their streets until three in the morning? I know damn well that this was not a \"team\" idea and whenever KYLE and GRAYSON want to own up to this shit, I'll reduce the extra five daily miles you all now owe me, to three miles. I'm waiting. --Coach Whitten __________________________ SUBJECT: RE: NEXT TIME You Jackasses Throw an 'Unofficial' Bonfire ... It was me, Coach. Grayson had nothing to do with it this time. He didn't even show up. Speaking of which-- Dude, where were you? I fucked like three girls from the bonfire. You probably could've hooked up with at least five. I don't think I'll need another blowjob for a month after how amazing these were. PS--Are you back at our apartment yet? I need to tell you these stories in person when Coach isn't acting like this shit is a big deal. --Kyle ___________________________ SUBJECT: RE RE: NEXT TIME You Jackasses Throw an 'Unofficial' Bonfire ... Kyle, Meet me in my office at the complex NOW. --Coach Whitten _____________________ SUBJECT: RE: RE: RE: NEXT TIME You Jackasses Throw an 'Unofficial' Bonfire ... I meant to send that last part to just Grayson. Not to you, Coach. Can I come in a few hours? I mean, now that you've read what I said, surely you understand how exhausted I am. Three girls, Coach, THREE. --Kyle ________________________________ SUBJECT: RE: RE: RE: RE: NEXT TIME You Jackasses Throw an 'Unofficial' Bonfire ... Right. Fucking. 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