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> [My middle finger gets a boner whenever I think of you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted/my-middle-finger-gets-a-boner-whenever-i-think-of-you/)

[Ted](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted/)

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## More by Ted

> [Sometimes one middle finger isn't enough to let someone know how you feel. That's why you have two hands.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted/sometimes-one-middle-finger-isn-t-enough-to-let-someone-know-how-you/)

[Ted](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted/)

> [Love this movie hahahahaha](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted/love-this-movie-hahahahaha/)

[Ted](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted/)

> [My middle finger gets a boner whenever I think of you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted/my-middle-finger-gets-a-boner-whenever-i-think-of-you/)

[Ted](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted/)

> [Ted is keeping it real.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted/ted-is-keeping-it-real/)

[Ted](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted/)

> [You know what this bitch denied me man but you know what I said to her, fuck you and fuck yolo my motto is…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted/you-know-what-this-bitch-denied-me-man-but-you-know-what-i-said-to/)

[Ted](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted/)

> [When somebody says f-ck my life... I say life may f-ck you and walkway](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted/when-somebody-says-f-ck-my-life-i-say-life-may-f-ck-you-and-walkway/)

[Ted](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted/)

> [Im literally my own best friend. I have inside jokes with myself, sometimes Ill start laughing out loud at how funny I am.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted/im-literally-my-own-best-friend-i-have-inside-jokes-with-myself/)

[Ted](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted/)

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