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> [Im working on a pop-up book called, That Explains the Birds and the Bees.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rudy-espinoza/im-working-on-a-pop-up-book-called-that-explains-the-birds-and-the/)

[Rudy Espinoza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rudy-espinoza/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2af/rudy-espinoza-20720_bees_im-working-on-a-pop-up-book-called-that_648993.jpg)

> [When my erection lasts for more than 4 hours after taking Viagra, I don't go see a doctor, I go see a picture of Whoopi Goldberg.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rudy-espinoza/when-my-erection-lasts-for-more-than-4-hours-after-taking-viagra-i/)

[Rudy Espinoza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rudy-espinoza/)

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## More by Rudy Espinoza

> [If I were a teacher, I wouldn't just test the student mind ... I would test the entire student body.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rudy-espinoza/if-i-were-a-teacher-i-wouldn-t-just-test-the-student-mind-i-would/)

[Rudy Espinoza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rudy-espinoza/)

> [I extend my condolences to those who have lost a loved one by saying, Good mourning.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rudy-espinoza/i-extend-my-condolences-to-those-who-have-lost-a-loved-one-by-saying/)

[Rudy Espinoza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rudy-espinoza/)

> [When I'm stalking my exes on Facebook, sometimes I think, 'I should have never let her go.'...but most times I think, 'She really let…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rudy-espinoza/when-i-m-stalking-my-exes-on-facebook-sometimes-i-think-i-should-have/)

[Rudy Espinoza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rudy-espinoza/)

> [My 3 favorite activities: 1. Drinking 2. Golf 3. Sex ~ I rely very heavily on my right hand for all three.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rudy-espinoza/my-3-favorite-activities-1-drinking-2-golf-3-sex-i-rely-very-heavily/)

[Rudy Espinoza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rudy-espinoza/)

> [My imaginary girlfriend's giving up sex for Lent. Palm Sunday's taking on a whole new meaning for me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rudy-espinoza/my-imaginary-girlfriend-s-giving-up-sex-for-lent-palm-sunday-s-taking/)

[Rudy Espinoza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rudy-espinoza/)

> [If Obama had his way no one would win a football game. Each score would be distributed equally and everyone gets a trophy even…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rudy-espinoza/if-obama-had-his-way-no-one-would-win-a-football-game-each-score/)

[Rudy Espinoza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rudy-espinoza/)

> [Im working on a pop-up book called, That Explains the Birds and the Bees.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rudy-espinoza/im-working-on-a-pop-up-book-called-that-explains-the-birds-and-the/)

[Rudy Espinoza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rudy-espinoza/)

> [I like to play hide and seek with my inner child. And when I find him I beat him with a stick.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rudy-espinoza/i-like-to-play-hide-and-seek-with-my-inner-child-and-when-i-find-him/)

[Rudy Espinoza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rudy-espinoza/)

> [Happy Valentine's Day. Hope you're spending the evening with someone special. Or at least with some one who doesn't stink.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rudy-espinoza/happy-valentine-s-day-hope-you-re-spending-the-evening-with-someone/)

[Rudy Espinoza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rudy-espinoza/)

> [I used to play Another One Bites The Dust after every conquest. But I'm old now so I'm changing it to Another One Bites…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rudy-espinoza/i-used-to-play-another-one-bites-the-dust-after-every-conquest-but-i/)

[Rudy Espinoza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rudy-espinoza/)

> [Using Myspace is like my sex life. It's just me doing it by myself.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rudy-espinoza/using-myspace-is-like-my-sex-life-it-s-just-me-doing-it-by-myself/)

[Rudy Espinoza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rudy-espinoza/)

> [Did you notice all of the cops pulling people over and writing tickets in the freezing weather this morning? Neither did I …](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rudy-espinoza/did-you-notice-all-of-the-cops-pulling-people-over-and-writing/)

[Rudy Espinoza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rudy-espinoza/)

> [Now I know why they call them pay stubs. My take home pay has been amputated. Thanks Obama.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rudy-espinoza/now-i-know-why-they-call-them-pay-stubs-my-take-home-pay-has-been/)

[Rudy Espinoza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rudy-espinoza/)

> [Why do people want to be gay married? If I get married again, I'm changing the vows from Til Death Do Us Part to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rudy-espinoza/why-do-people-want-to-be-gay-married-if-i-get-married-again-i-m/)

[Rudy Espinoza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rudy-espinoza/)

> [She: What's your sign? Me: Liquor Up Front. Poker In The Rear.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rudy-espinoza/she-what-s-your-sign-me-liquor-up-front-poker-in-the-rear/)

[Rudy Espinoza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rudy-espinoza/)

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