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title: "1 Boner Quotes By RJ Berger"
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> [I'm gonna get some bite marks on my hang-low Saturday. Kevin, assuming you're even capable of getting a boner after sitting on your balls for ten years,](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rj-berger/i-m-gonna-get-some-bite-marks-on-my-hang-low-saturday-kevin-assuming/)

[RJ Berger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rj-berger/)

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## More by RJ Berger

> [100% guaranteed, no strings attached, porn-quality sex.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rj-berger/100-guaranteed-no-strings-attached-porn-quality-sex/)

[RJ Berger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rj-berger/)

> [Fact. of all high school girls lose their virginity at school-sponsored dances.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rj-berger/fact-of-all-high-school-girls-lose-their-virginity-at-school/)

[RJ Berger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rj-berger/)

> [I'm tired of attractive guys who wouldn't flatten me during sex.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rj-berger/i-m-tired-of-attractive-guys-who-wouldn-t-flatten-me-during-sex/)

[RJ Berger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rj-berger/)

> [That kid's like 5 feet of pure Columbine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rj-berger/that-kid-s-like-5-feet-of-pure-columbine/)

[RJ Berger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rj-berger/)

> [I'm telling you, dude, school dances, they're just a conspiracy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rj-berger/i-m-telling-you-dude-school-dances-they-re-just-a-conspiracy/)

[RJ Berger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rj-berger/)

> [My name is RJ Berger, and taking the bus sucks.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rj-berger/my-name-is-rj-berger-and-taking-the-bus-sucks/)

[RJ Berger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rj-berger/)

> [How does your last full day of virginity feel?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rj-berger/how-does-your-last-full-day-of-virginity-feel/)

[RJ Berger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rj-berger/)

> [First off, I've never seen one of you two cream puffs break a sweat. And second, that wasn't wrestling. That was two lady dogs…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rj-berger/first-off-i-ve-never-seen-one-of-you-two-cream-puffs-break-a-sweat/)

[RJ Berger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rj-berger/)

> [It's called walking to school, fatty!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rj-berger/it-s-called-walking-to-school-fatty/)

[RJ Berger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rj-berger/)

> [I still can't believe you asked mini Chewbacca to the winter formal!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rj-berger/i-still-can-t-believe-you-asked-mini-chewbacca-to-the-winter-formal/)

[RJ Berger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rj-berger/)

> [I'm gonna get some bite marks on my hang-low Saturday. Kevin, assuming you're even capable of getting a boner after sitting on your balls…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rj-berger/i-m-gonna-get-some-bite-marks-on-my-hang-low-saturday-kevin-assuming/)

[RJ Berger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rj-berger/)

> [Look, my dating life up until now has been a complete disaster, and if I'm not careful, my virginity will take on, like, a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rj-berger/look-my-dating-life-up-until-now-has-been-a-complete-disaster-and-if/)

[RJ Berger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rj-berger/)

> [My name is R.J. Berger, and crime doesn't pay... at least not for me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rj-berger/my-name-is-r-j-berger-and-crime-doesn-t-pay-at-least-not-for-me/)

[RJ Berger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rj-berger/)

> [When you look back on your sorry-ass life 30 years from now, do you want to be the loser who did the right thing,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rj-berger/when-you-look-back-on-your-sorry-ass-life-30-years-from-now-do-you/)

[RJ Berger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rj-berger/)

> [School won't pay to fix the brakes on this yellow turd!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rj-berger/school-won-t-pay-to-fix-the-brakes-on-this-yellow-turd/)

[RJ Berger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rj-berger/)

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