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> [“What is love? Love is when your heart has a raging boner.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oliver-markus-malloy/what-is-love-love-is-when-your-heart-has-a-raging-boner/)

[Oliver Markus Malloy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oliver-markus-malloy/)

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## More by Oliver Markus Malloy

> [“Medical studies have shown that cursing reduces levels of stress and pain. Repressing your anger is not healthy. It's much better to verbalize it,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oliver-markus-malloy/medical-studies-have-shown-that-cursing-reduces-levels-of-stress-and/)

[Oliver Markus Malloy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oliver-markus-malloy/)

> [“Claiming to be offended is a great way to elevate yourself at the expense of others: “Look at me! I'm a much better person…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oliver-markus-malloy/claiming-to-be-offended-is-a-great-way-to-elevate-yourself-at-the/)

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> [“Have you ever played Monopoly? It's a board game designed to teach kids capitalism. And what happens in the end? The winner has all…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oliver-markus-malloy/have-you-ever-played-monopoly-it-s-a-board-game-designed-to-teach/)

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> [“Food for thought: Every dead body on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends. It may save your life…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oliver-markus-malloy/food-for-thought-every-dead-body-on-mount-everest-was-once-a-highly/)

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> [“The world would be a better place without billionaires.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oliver-markus-malloy/the-world-would-be-a-better-place-without-billionaires/)

[Oliver Markus Malloy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oliver-markus-malloy/)

> [“How come there's no commandment that says "Thou shalt not rape"? Did God ask Mary for consent before he put a baby in her?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oliver-markus-malloy/how-come-there-s-no-commandment-that-says-thou-shalt-not-rape-did-god/)

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> [“If you think of yourself as a follower of Christ’s teachings, if you consider yourself a good person, you are morally obligated to be…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oliver-markus-malloy/if-you-think-of-yourself-as-a-follower-of-christ-s-teachings-if-you/)

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> [“There's a reason why most men don't read romance: Romance novels are wish-fulfillment for women. The fictitious men in romance novels fall all over…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oliver-markus-malloy/there-s-a-reason-why-most-men-don-t-read-romance-romance-novels-are/)

[Oliver Markus Malloy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oliver-markus-malloy/)

> [“The fictitious men in romance novels are as fake and imaginary as vampires. They're not real.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oliver-markus-malloy/the-fictitious-men-in-romance-novels-are-as-fake-and-imaginary-as/)

[Oliver Markus Malloy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oliver-markus-malloy/)

> [“Why ban guns? Let's give everyone rocket launchers! What could possibly go wrong?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oliver-markus-malloy/why-ban-guns-let-s-give-everyone-rocket-launchers-what-could-possibly/)

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> [“Political Correctness started out as a movement that intended to protect minorities from harassment. But it has morphed into an excuse for self-righteous zealots…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oliver-markus-malloy/political-correctness-started-out-as-a-movement-that-intended-to/)

[Oliver Markus Malloy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oliver-markus-malloy/)

> [“These social media shamings bear an uncanny resemblance to medieval witch hunts.” If you were accused of being a witch back then, you were…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oliver-markus-malloy/these-social-media-shamings-bear-an-uncanny-resemblance-to-medieval/)

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> [“Ladies, I have bad news for you. Men are pigs. No really. I know you think you know what I'm talking about but you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oliver-markus-malloy/ladies-i-have-bad-news-for-you-men-are-pigs-no-really-i-know-you/)

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> [“MAGA dumbfucks are trailer park yokels with 6 teeth who support robber barons with 6 yachts.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oliver-markus-malloy/maga-dumbfucks-are-trailer-park-yokels-with-6-teeth-who-support/)

[Oliver Markus Malloy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oliver-markus-malloy/)

> [“Why are so many Americans for male circumcision but against female circumcision? Both are equally cruel and barbaric traditions.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oliver-markus-malloy/why-are-so-many-americans-for-male-circumcision-but-against-female/)

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