--- title: "1 Boner Quotes By Nick Swardson" description: "1 Boner quotes by Nick Swardson. Plus more from Nick Swardson and more Boner sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/928/nick-swardson-12742_boner_hello-cool-i-hope-its-a-naked-dude-with_2340088.png" --- > [Hello…Cool I hope its a naked dude with a boner.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-swardson/hello-cool-i-hope-its-a-naked-dude-with-a-boner/) [Nick Swardson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-swardson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/928/nick-swardson-12742_boner_hello-cool-i-hope-its-a-naked-dude-with_2340088.png) ## More by Nick Swardson > [For me, honestly, one of the first movies I did I was always pounding coffee, and I crashed so horribly. So I've kind of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-swardson/for-me-honestly-one-of-the-first-movies-i-did-i-was-always-pounding/) [Nick Swardson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-swardson/) > [That's great Bobby, but we don't have Dance Dance Revolution, so - you're dumb.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-swardson/that-s-great-bobby-but-we-don-t-have-dance-dance-revolution-so-you-re/) [Nick Swardson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-swardson/) > [Uh-oh? What does that mean? High score? Is that bad? Did I break it?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-swardson/uh-oh-what-does-that-mean-high-score-is-that-bad-did-i-break-it/) [Nick Swardson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-swardson/) > [Ok... so who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era? Yeah, put your hands up for that one. This chick's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-swardson/ok-so-who-wants-to-hear-about-my-std-from-the-silent-film-era-yeah/) [Nick Swardson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-swardson/) > [If you want to be a comedian, go out. Do a week in Des Moines, Iowa. Try to make those people laugh.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-swardson/if-you-want-to-be-a-comedian-go-out-do-a-week-in-des-moines-iowa-try/) [Nick Swardson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-swardson/) > [Shit's weak! Shit's weak! Wizzeak!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-swardson/shit-s-weak-shit-s-weak-wizzeak/) [Nick Swardson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-swardson/) > [“I totally want to cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-swardson/i-totally-want-to-cut-off-your-skin-and-wear-it-to-my-birthday/) [nick swardson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-swardson/) > [I always write and create. I'm never not creating. I'm always creating a show, every year, whether it gets picked up or not. I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-swardson/i-always-write-and-create-i-m-never-not-creating-i-m-always-creating/) [Nick Swardson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-swardson/) > [Most sketch aficionados have an enormous amount of respect for 'Mr. Show.' I didn't have HBO back then, so I was always trying to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-swardson/most-sketch-aficionados-have-an-enormous-amount-of-respect-for-mr/) [Nick Swardson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-swardson/) > [I would eventually like to write and star in my own stuff. I think I have a good comedic sense, so I'd like to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-swardson/i-would-eventually-like-to-write-and-star-in-my-own-stuff-i-think-i/) [Nick Swardson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-swardson/) > [I'm developing more stuff in my voice, more Nick Swardson. It's me as myself in a sense and kind of in my voice, no…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-swardson/i-m-developing-more-stuff-in-my-voice-more-nick-swardson-it-s-me-as/) [Nick Swardson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-swardson/) > [Do you have bathrooms here, or do I have to shit in a plant?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-swardson/do-you-have-bathrooms-here-or-do-i-have-to-shit-in-a-plant/) [Nick Swardson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-swardson/) > [My roommates said they'd get me rims for christmas. And a CB Radio so I can talk to other car beds.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-swardson/my-roommates-said-they-d-get-me-rims-for-christmas-and-a-cb-radio-so/) [Nick Swardson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-swardson/) > [Hey Samantha, don't take the red pill!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-swardson/hey-samantha-don-t-take-the-red-pill/) [Nick Swardson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-swardson/) > [I started in the club route. I did the alternative scene later on. When I lived in New York, I did the Luna Lounge…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-swardson/i-started-in-the-club-route-i-did-the-alternative-scene-later-on-when/) [Nick Swardson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-swardson/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/boner/nick-swardson/#itemlist", "name": "1 Boner Quotes By Nick Swardson", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Hello…Cool I hope its a naked dude with a boner.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Nick Swardson" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-swardson/hello-cool-i-hope-its-a-naked-dude-with-a-boner/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/928/nick-swardson-12742_boner_hello-cool-i-hope-its-a-naked-dude-with_2340088.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/928/nick-swardson-12742_boner_hello-cool-i-hope-its-a-naked-dude-with_2340088.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/928/nick-swardson-12742_boner_hello-cool-i-hope-its-a-naked-dude-with_2340088.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Hello…Cool I hope its a naked dude with a boner.” — Nick Swardson", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/boner/nick-swardson/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/boner/nick-swardson/", "name": "Boner Quotes by Nick Swardson", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/boner/nick-swardson/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/928/nick-swardson-12742_boner_hello-cool-i-hope-its-a-naked-dude-with_2340088.png" }, "description": "1 Boner quotes by Nick Swardson. 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