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title: "57 Boner Quotes by 49 authors"
description: "Browse 57 Boner quotes by 49 authors. Discover the best Boner sayings and thoughts."
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> [I got a boner.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/snooki/i-got-a-boner/)

[Snooki](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/snooki/)

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> [Dammit, Beavis. You just sent my boner to the ground.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/beavis-and-butthead/dammit-beavis-you-just-sent-my-boner-to-the-ground/)

[Beavis And Butthead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/beavis-and-butthead/)

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> [A robot with a boner thats WAY too much!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-dyrdek/a-robot-with-a-boner-thats-way-too-much/)

[Rob Dyrdek](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-dyrdek/)

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> [Without a boner sex would be point-less.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/without-a-boner-sex-would-be-point-less/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [Taylor Gang or do the worm wit a boner.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/taylor-gang/taylor-gang-or-do-the-worm-wit-a-boner/)

[Taylor Gang](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/taylor-gang/)

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> [This boner is dedicated to you ;)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/this-boner-is-dedicated-to-you/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [Life's Like a Boner , It Gets Harder And Harder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/life-s-like-a-boner-it-gets-harder-and-harder/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Flow got a boner, you could say Im on some harder shit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tyga/flow-got-a-boner-you-could-say-im-on-some-harder-shit/)

[Tyga](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tyga/)

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> [My Middle Finger Gets A Boner Everytime I Think Of You.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brittany-snyder/my-middle-finger-gets-a-boner-everytime-i-think-of-you/)

Brittany\_Snyder

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> [Boner goes up, bitches go down. - Newton's Law of Blowjobs](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/boner-goes-up-bitches-go-down-newton-s-law-of-blowjobs/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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> [“Usually the thought process for a seventeen-year-old boy went girl touching me > omg > boner.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leah-raeder/usually-the-thought-process-for-a-seventeen-year-old-boy-went-girl/)

[Leah Raeder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leah-raeder/)

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> [Im working on a pop-up book called, That Explains the Birds and the Bees.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rudy-espinoza/im-working-on-a-pop-up-book-called-that-explains-the-birds-and-the/)

[Rudy Espinoza](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rudy-espinoza/)

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> [“Goddamn, this rabid boner is about to sprout arms and legs and storm her cunt on its own if I don’t hurry…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kendall-grey/goddamn-this-rabid-boner-is-about-to-sprout-arms-and-legs-and-storm/)

[Kendall Grey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kendall-grey/)

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> [Nancy Kerrigan. You an official here? Cause you've officially given me a boner! -Chazz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/blades-of-glory/nancy-kerrigan-you-an-official-here-cause-you-ve-officially-given-me/)

Blades Of Glory

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> [“Barcelona Boner,-he was a Spanish chap, and boned everything he could lay his hands on.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carolyn-sigler/barcelona-boner-he-was-a-spanish-chap-and-boned-everything-he-could/)

Carolyn Sigler

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> [That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/adam-carolla/that-s-an-interesting-philosophical-question-when-your-boner-goes/)

[Adam Carolla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/adam-carolla/)

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> [“That pretty-boy king went down like a boner in church.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/laura-thalassa/that-pretty-boy-king-went-down-like-a-boner-in-church/)

[Laura Thalassa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/laura-thalassa/)

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> [I'm gonna get some bite marks on my hang-low Saturday. Kevin, assuming you're even capable of getting a boner after sitting on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rj-berger/i-m-gonna-get-some-bite-marks-on-my-hang-low-saturday-kevin-assuming/)

[RJ Berger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rj-berger/)

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> [Consider, if you will, the morning boner. What a metaphor of hope and renewal! How can anyone give way to despair when…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-d-payne/consider-if-you-will-the-morning-boner-what-a-metaphor-of-hope-and/)

[C.D. Payne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-d-payne/)

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> [“That’s not the point though, is it? I chastised myself. Think about the antenna tomorrow. What still needs to be fixed on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-cox/that-s-not-the-point-though-is-it-i-chastised-myself-think-about-the/)

[James Cox](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-cox/)

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> [“You should approach each book -- you should approach life -- with the real possibility that you might get a metaphorical boner…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sherman-alexie/you-should-approach-each-book-you-should-approach-life-with-the-real/)

[Sherman Alexie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sherman-alexie/)

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> [Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German's six ways of saying 'the', like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/barry-webster/der-die-das-dem-den-des-german-s-six-ways-of-saying-the-like-six/)

[Barry Webster](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/barry-webster/)

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> [“I touched his hand, carefully. Not too intimate, but not some half-assed there-there pat, either. Would he understand? Usually the thought process…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leah-raeder/i-touched-his-hand-carefully-not-too-intimate-but-not-some-half-assed/)

[Leah Raeder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leah-raeder/)

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> [“I became a diligent condom carrier and when most subsequent lovers had the good fortune to lie under my grunting, sweaty mass,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rob-delaney/i-became-a-diligent-condom-carrier-and-when-most-subsequent-lovers/)

[Rob Delaney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rob-delaney/)

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> [“Boner or No Boner? “Men, if you wake up and you don’t have a boner, there’s a problem. Yes or no? One…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/timothy-ferriss/boner-or-no-boner-men-if-you-wake-up-and-you-don-t-have-a-boner-there/)

[Timothy Ferriss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/timothy-ferriss/)

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> [“Broccoli has almost as much calcium as milk,” she told him, amused. “It gives you strong bones.” His gaze slid to hers,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jill-shalvis/broccoli-has-almost-as-much-calcium-as-milk-she-told-him-amused-it/)

[Jill Shalvis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jill-shalvis/)

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> [“McCleary was an unpolished, semi attractive man in his late thirties or early forties. His hair was grey. His suit was cheap.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dani-alexander/mccleary-was-an-unpolished-semi-attractive-man-in-his-late-thirties/)

[Dani Alexander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/dani-alexander/)

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> [“It’s a boner not a monster,” he growled, waving a hand to the erection her gaze continued to flicker back and forth…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lora-leigh/it-s-a-boner-not-a-monster-he-growled-waving-a-hand-to-the-erection/)

[Lora Leigh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lora-leigh/)

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> [“Believe me, I knew you enjoyed it without voicing it that way. It was like your body screamed for me to take…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-witter/believe-me-i-knew-you-enjoyed-it-without-voicing-it-that-way-it-was/)

[Stephanie Witter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-witter/)

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> [“I put my hand over my erection and turned away. "No. That's not for you. I have to go to the bathroom."…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/c-j-roberts/i-put-my-hand-over-my-erection-and-turned-away-no-that-s-not-for-you/)

[C.J. Roberts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/c-j-roberts/)

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> [Apparently I had a boner in the acceptance video](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ashton-irwin/apparently-i-had-a-boner-in-the-acceptance-video/)

[Ashton Irwin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ashton-irwin/)

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> [It's all fun and games until someone gets a boner.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/daniel-tosh/it-s-all-fun-and-games-until-someone-gets-a-boner/)

[Daniel Tosh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/daniel-tosh/)

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> [Hello…Cool I hope its a naked dude with a boner.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-swardson/hello-cool-i-hope-its-a-naked-dude-with-a-boner/)

[Nick Swardson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-swardson/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/928/nick-swardson-12742_boner_hello-cool-i-hope-its-a-naked-dude-with_2340088.png)

> [Life is like a boner, long and hard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/life-is-like-a-boner-long-and-hard/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Hey self, Stop having a lady boner moment!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/georgia-cates/hey-self-stop-having-a-lady-boner-moment/)

[Georgia Cates](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/georgia-cates/)

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> [My middle finger gets a boner whenever I think of you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ted/my-middle-finger-gets-a-boner-whenever-i-think-of-you/)

[Ted](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ted/)

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> ['Just pissed with a boner and didn't get any on the toilet seat.' Said no one ever.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/just-pissed-with-a-boner-and-didn-t-get-any-on-the-toilet-seat-said/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [“Look, I'm a guy. Your ass was touching my groin. Of course I'm going to pop a boner. It's a natural reaction.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gwen-hayes/look-i-m-a-guy-your-ass-was-touching-my-groin-of-course-i-m-going-to/)

[Gwen Hayes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gwen-hayes/)

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> [“Holy crap, I have a total lady boner for Jackson Rowe right now.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/carmen-jenner/holy-crap-i-have-a-total-lady-boner-for-jackson-rowe-right-now/)

[Carmen Jenner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/carmen-jenner/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7ff/carmen-jenner-34297_right-now_holy-crap-i-have-a-total-lady-boner-for_1338153.jpg)

> [“No charge for my expert services,” he said. “Strictly pro boner.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tracy-brogan/no-charge-for-my-expert-services-he-said-strictly-pro-boner/)

[Tracy Brogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tracy-brogan/)

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