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title: "2 Boil Kettle Quotes by 2 authors"
description: "Browse 2 Boil Kettle quotes by 2 authors. Discover the best Boil Kettle sayings and thoughts."
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> [I hate to admit this but I don't even know how to make a cup of tea or coffee. I can boil a kettle for a pot noodle and I've been known to warm up some food in the microwave.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-owen/i-hate-to-admit-this-but-i-don-t-even-know-how-to-make-a-cup-of-tea/)

[Michael Owen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-owen/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/660/michael-owen-7211_coffee_i-hate-to-admit-this-but-i-don-t-even-kn_1437974.jpg)

> [“Water begins to boil in the kettle; it starts as a private, secluded sound, pure as rain, and grows to a steady, solipsistic bubbling.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amit-chaudhuri/water-begins-to-boil-in-the-kettle-it-starts-as-a-private-secluded/)

[Amit Chaudhuri](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amit-chaudhuri/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bf7/amit-chaudhuri-15700_kettle_water-begins-to-boil-in-the-kettle-it-st_3166011.jpg)

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