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title: "5 Body Weird Quotes by 5 authors"
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> [My body's weird and bent in different ways, but it's handy for the tango!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caroline-flack/my-body-s-weird-and-bent-in-different-ways-but-it-s-handy-for-the/)

[Caroline Flack](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caroline-flack/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d65/caroline-flack-6472_bent_my-body-s-weird-and-bent-in-different-wa_124073.jpg)

> [“Fallon affected my body in weird ways. But only because she’s different, I told myself.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/penelope-douglas/fallon-affected-my-body-in-weird-ways-but-only-because-she-s/)

[Penelope Douglas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/penelope-douglas/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ea7/penelope-douglas-2563_amazing-book_fallon-affected-my-body-in-weird-ways-bu_390325.png)

> [I really am not that hairy on my body. It's weird.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brett-gelman/i-really-am-not-that-hairy-on-my-body-it-s-weird/)

[Brett Gelman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brett-gelman/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/21e/brett-gelman-8521_am_i-really-am-not-that-hairy-on-my-body-it_722389.jpg)

> [It's football. You take weird hits. That's what you prepare for in the offseason so your body can take all those weird…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-kittle/it-s-football-you-take-weird-hits-that-s-what-you-prepare-for-in-the/)

[George Kittle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-kittle/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c0a/george-kittle-6624_back_it-s-football-you-take-weird-hits-that-s_2321446.jpg)

> [My body is weird. I can't drink strong drinks. I can't even drink cough medicine - I used to cry when my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rahim-moore/my-body-is-weird-i-can-t-drink-strong-drinks-i-can-t-even-drink-cough/)

[Rahim Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rahim-moore/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0e6/rahim-moore-35211_alcohol_my-body-is-weird-i-can-t-drink-strong-dr_2774561.jpg)

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