--- title: "14 Bob Quotes By Jim Butcher" description: "14 Bob quotes by Jim Butcher. Plus more from Jim Butcher and more Bob sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a2f/jim-butcher-151_bob_no-rest-for-the-wicked-bob-and-that-mean_2020020.png" --- > [No rest for the wicked, Bob, and that means that we can't slack off either, or they'll outwork us.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/no-rest-for-the-wicked-bob-and-that-means-that-we-can-t-slack-off/) [Jim Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-butcher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a2f/jim-butcher-151_bob_no-rest-for-the-wicked-bob-and-that-mean_2020020.png) > [Harry," Bob drawled, his eye lights flickering smugly, "what you know about women, I could juggle.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/harry-bob-drawled-his-eye-lights-flickering-smugly-what-you-know/) [Jim Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-butcher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/43c/jim-butcher-151_bob_harry-bob-drawled-his-eye-lights-flicker_498383.png) > [Here there be monster." Bob whispered, half hysterically. "Run! Run already!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/here-there-be-monster-bob-whispered-half-hysterically-run-run-already/) [Jim Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-butcher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d7e/jim-butcher-151_bob_here-there-be-monster-bob-whispered-half_1314966.png) > [Bob, would you be willing to take on Evil Bob?" Bob's eyes darted nervously. "I'd . . . prefer not to. I'd…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/bob-would-you-be-willing-to-take-on-evil-bob-bob-s-eyes-darted/) [Jim Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-butcher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e8f/jim-butcher-151_bob_bob-would-you-be-willing-to-take-on-evil_466975.png) > [Tequila?" I asked him, skeptically. "Are you sure on that one? I thought the base for a love potion was supposed to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/tequila-i-asked-him-skeptically-are-you-sure-on-that-one-i-thought/) [Jim Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-butcher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/82e/jim-butcher-151_bob_tequila-i-asked-him-skeptically-are-you_1362297.png) > [There was a sound like a human yawn, and then the skull turned slightly toward me and asked, "What's up, boss?" "Evil's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/there-was-a-sound-like-a-human-yawn-and-then-the-skull-turned/) [Jim Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-butcher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/380/jim-butcher-151_bob_there-was-a-sound-like-a-human-yawn-and_707743.png) > [Well. We’ll just have to hope that this wasn’t a loup-garou, I guess.” “If it was a louper, you’d know,” Bob said…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/well-we-ll-just-have-to-hope-that-this-wasn-t-a-loup-garou-i-guess-if/) [Jim Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-butcher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5a7/jim-butcher-151_bob_well-we-ll-just-have-to-hope-that-this-w_19253.png) > [My laboratory,' I said, experimentally, drawing out each syllable. 'Why is it that saying it like that always makes me want to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/my-laboratory-i-said-experimentally-drawing-out-each-syllable-why-is/) [Jim Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-butcher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9fa/jim-butcher-151_bob_my-laboratory-i-said-experimentally-draw_1700088.jpg) > [Bob wasn't precisely a friend to me but... I was used to him. In a way he was family, the mouthy, annoying,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/bob-wasn-t-precisely-a-friend-to-me-but-i-was-used-to-him-in-a-way-he/) [Jim Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-butcher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b09/jim-butcher-151_annoying_bob-wasn-t-precisely-a-friend-to-me-but_1118981.jpg) > [So?" Bob said. "Hat up, go kill her. Problem solved." "Bob," I said. "You can't just go around killing people." "I know.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/so-bob-said-hat-up-go-kill-her-problem-solved-bob-i-said-you-can-t/) [Jim Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-butcher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c51/jim-butcher-151_bob_so-bob-said-hat-up-go-kill-her-problem-s_1539820.png) > [All right. Tell me what I'm looking at." From the improvised Rolling Stones T-shirt bag tied to my sash, Bob the Skull…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/all-right-tell-me-what-i-m-looking-at-from-the-improvised-rolling/) [Jim Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-butcher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/745/jim-butcher-151_bags_all-right-tell-me-what-i-m-looking-at-fr_2214346.png) > [As in 'The Three Billy Goats Gruff'?" The skull howled with laughter. "You just got your ass handed to you by a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/as-in-the-three-billy-goats-gruff-the-skull-howled-with-laughter-you/) [Jim Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-butcher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0db/jim-butcher-151_ass_as-in-the-three-billy-goats-gruff-the-sk_50165.png) > [“It’s boring.” “Oh,” I said. I rubbed at my jaw. “You think I should have gone four-color?” Bob stared at me for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/it-s-boring-oh-i-said-i-rubbed-at-my-jaw-you-think-i-should-have-gone/) [Jim Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-butcher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/34e/jim-butcher-151_bob_it-s-boring-oh-i-said-i-rubbed-at-my-jaw_389683.jpg) > [“You're supposed to be a spirit of intellect. I don't understand why you're obsessed with sex." Bob's voice got defensive. "It's an…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/you-re-supposed-to-be-a-spirit-of-intellect-i-don-t-understand-why/) [Jim Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-butcher/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/349/jim-butcher-151_banter_you-re-supposed-to-be-a-spirit-of-intell_1039808.jpg) ## Other authors on Bob ## More by Jim Butcher > [“I stared at MacFinn for a long moment. I believed that he was telling me the truth. That he didn’t have much control, if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/i-stared-at-macfinn-for-a-long-moment-i-believed-that-he-was-telling/) [Jim Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-butcher/) > [“So you really could die. Your godmother is right, you know. You are mad as a hatter. Nutty as a fruitcake.” “Crazy like a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/so-you-really-could-die-your-godmother-is-right-you-know-you-are-mad/) [Jim Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-butcher/) > [“I knew I didn't have much of a chance of getting away from that swarm of fae piranha, but it was an infinitely larger…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/i-knew-i-didn-t-have-much-of-a-chance-of-getting-away-from-that-swarm/) [Jim Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-butcher/) > [“I told you," Molly said, never looking toward me. "It's in the past. Leave it there." "You listening to my head, kiddo?" Her mouth…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/i-told-you-molly-said-never-looking-toward-me-it-s-in-the-past-leave/) [Jim Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-butcher/) > [Punctuality is for people with nothing better to do](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/punctuality-is-for-people-with-nothing-better-to-do/) [Jim Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-butcher/) > [“Look,” I said. “Me and the island are . . . kind of partners.” “Oh, right,” Thomas said. He looked at Karrin and said, “Harry’s a geosexual.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/look-i-said-me-and-the-island-are-kind-of-partners-oh-right-thomas/) [Jim Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-butcher/) > [“I swear , this stupid town. Why does every hideous supernatural thing that happens happen here ? I'm gone for a few months and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/i-swear-this-stupid-town-why-does-every-hideous-supernatural-thing/) [Jim Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-butcher/) > [Well. We’ll just have to hope that this wasn’t a loup-garou, I guess.” “If it was a louper, you’d know,” Bob said wisely. “In…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/well-we-ll-just-have-to-hope-that-this-wasn-t-a-loup-garou-i-guess-if/) [Jim Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-butcher/) > [“I'm going to use them to track him down and thwart him." "Thwart?" Sarissa asked. "Thwart." I said. "To prevent someone from accomplishing something…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/i-m-going-to-use-them-to-track-him-down-and-thwart-him-thwart-sarissa/) [Jim Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-butcher/) > [“But you can't go around changing your definition of right and wrong (or smart and stupid) just because doing the wrong thing happens to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/but-you-can-t-go-around-changing-your-definition-of-right-and-wrong/) [Jim Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-butcher/) > [“Not everyone can be equally right, Harry.” “But believe you me, everyone can be equally wrong,” I said.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/not-everyone-can-be-equally-right-harry-but-believe-you-me-everyone/) [Jim Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-butcher/) > [You are a drug dealer. To tiny faeries. Shame." Sanya to Dresden](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/you-are-a-drug-dealer-to-tiny-faeries-shame-sanya-to-dresden/) [Jim Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-butcher/) > [“He fell into step beside me and we both got into the Blue Beetle — he got in the red door. I got in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/he-fell-into-step-beside-me-and-we-both-got-into-the-blue-beetle-he/) [Jim Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-butcher/) > [Something like this will test you like nothing else," Mac said. "You're going to find out who you are, Harry. You're going to find…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/something-like-this-will-test-you-like-nothing-else-mac-said-you-re/) [Jim Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-butcher/) > [“Mort looked at the cat and sighed. “Oh, sure. Professional ectomancer with a national reputation as a medium tells you what’s going on, and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/mort-looked-at-the-cat-and-sighed-oh-sure-professional-ectomancer/) [Jim Butcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-butcher/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bob/jim-butcher/#itemlist", "name": "14 Bob Quotes By Jim Butcher", "numberOfItems": 14, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "No rest for the wicked, Bob, and that means that we can't slack off either, or they'll outwork us.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jim Butcher" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/no-rest-for-the-wicked-bob-and-that-means-that-we-can-t-slack-off/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a2f/jim-butcher-151_bob_no-rest-for-the-wicked-bob-and-that-mean_2020020.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a2f/jim-butcher-151_bob_no-rest-for-the-wicked-bob-and-that-mean_2020020.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a2f/jim-butcher-151_bob_no-rest-for-the-wicked-bob-and-that-mean_2020020.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“No rest for the wicked, Bob, and that means that we can't slack off either, or they'll outwork us.” — Jim Butcher", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 2, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Harry,\" Bob drawled, his eye lights flickering smugly, \"what you know about women, I could juggle.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jim Butcher" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/harry-bob-drawled-his-eye-lights-flickering-smugly-what-you-know/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/43c/jim-butcher-151_bob_harry-bob-drawled-his-eye-lights-flicker_498383.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/43c/jim-butcher-151_bob_harry-bob-drawled-his-eye-lights-flicker_498383.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/43c/jim-butcher-151_bob_harry-bob-drawled-his-eye-lights-flicker_498383.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Harry,\" Bob drawled, his eye lights flickering smugly, \"what you know about women, I could juggle.” — Jim Butcher", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 3, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Here there be monster.\" Bob whispered, half hysterically. \"Run! 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I can't go around killing people, either.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jim Butcher" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/so-bob-said-hat-up-go-kill-her-problem-solved-bob-i-said-you-can-t/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c51/jim-butcher-151_bob_so-bob-said-hat-up-go-kill-her-problem-s_1539820.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c51/jim-butcher-151_bob_so-bob-said-hat-up-go-kill-her-problem-s_1539820.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c51/jim-butcher-151_bob_so-bob-said-hat-up-go-kill-her-problem-s_1539820.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“So?\" Bob said. \"Hat up, go kill her. Problem solved.\" \"Bob,\" I said. \"You can't just go around killing…” — Jim Butcher", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 11, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "All right. Tell me what I'm looking at.\" From the improvised Rolling Stones T-shirt bag tied to my sash, Bob the Skull said, in his most caustic voice, \"A giant pair of cartoon lips.\" I muttered a curse and fumbled with the shirt until one of the skull's glowing orange eye sockets was visible. A big goofy magic nerd!\" Bob said.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jim Butcher" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/all-right-tell-me-what-i-m-looking-at-from-the-improvised-rolling/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/745/jim-butcher-151_bags_all-right-tell-me-what-i-m-looking-at-fr_2214346.png", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/745/jim-butcher-151_bags_all-right-tell-me-what-i-m-looking-at-fr_2214346.png", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/745/jim-butcher-151_bags_all-right-tell-me-what-i-m-looking-at-fr_2214346.png", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“All right. Tell me what I'm looking at.\" From the improvised Rolling Stones T-shirt bag tied to my sash, Bob…” — Jim Butcher", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } }, { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 12, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "As in 'The Three Billy Goats Gruff'?\" The skull howled with laughter. \"You just got your ass handed to you by a nursery tale?\"\"I wouldn't say they handed me my ass,\" I said.Bob was nearly strangling on his laughter, and given that he had no lungs it seemed gratuitous somehow. \"That's because you can't see yourself,\" he choked out. \"Your nose is all swollen up and you've got two black eyes. You look like a raccoon. 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I rubbed at my jaw. “You think I should have gone four-color?” Bob stared at me for a second and said, “I have nightmares about Hell, where all I do is add up numbers and try to have conversations with people like you.” I glowered up at the skull and nodded. “Okay, fine. You think it needs more drama.” “More anything. Drama would do. Or breasts.” I sighed and saw where that line of thought was going. “I am not going to hire a leggy secretary, Bob. Get over it.” “I didn’t say anything about legs. But as long as we’re on the subject . . .”", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Jim Butcher" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-butcher/it-s-boring-oh-i-said-i-rubbed-at-my-jaw-you-think-i-should-have-gone/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/34e/jim-butcher-151_bob_it-s-boring-oh-i-said-i-rubbed-at-my-jaw_389683.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/34e/jim-butcher-151_bob_it-s-boring-oh-i-said-i-rubbed-at-my-jaw_389683.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/34e/jim-butcher-151_bob_it-s-boring-oh-i-said-i-rubbed-at-my-jaw_389683.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“It’s boring.” “Oh,” I said. 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