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> [This is how it is today: The teachers are afraid of the principals. The principals are afraid of the superintendents. The superintendents are afraid of the board of education. The board is afraid of the parents. The parents are afraid…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milton-berle/this-is-how-it-is-today-the-teachers-are-afraid-of-the-principals-the/)

[Milton Berle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milton-berle/)

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## More by Milton Berle

> [A man falls down a flight of stairs and somebody rushes over to him and asks, Did you miss a step? No, he answers,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milton-berle/a-man-falls-down-a-flight-of-stairs-and-somebody-rushes-over-to-him/)

[Milton Berle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milton-berle/)

> [Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milton-berle/anytime-a-person-goes-into-a-delicatessen-and-orders-a-pastrami-on/)

[Milton Berle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milton-berle/)

> [Like every comedian, if I heard a joke that I thought would work, I used it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milton-berle/like-every-comedian-if-i-heard-a-joke-that-i-thought-would-work-i/)

[Milton Berle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milton-berle/)

> [My sister-in-law found a real surprise in her stockings - my brother.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milton-berle/my-sister-in-law-found-a-real-surprise-in-her-stockings-my-brother/)

[Milton Berle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milton-berle/)

> [When I was in school, one of my teachers was crazy about me. I once heard her tell another teacher, "I wish he was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milton-berle/when-i-was-in-school-one-of-my-teachers-was-crazy-about-me-i-once/)

[Milton Berle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milton-berle/)

> [I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milton-berle/i-d-rather-be-a-could-be-if-i-cannot-be-an-are-because-a-could-be-is/)

[Milton Berle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milton-berle/)

> [Every year my boss used to give me a bottle of expensive brandy because I'd told him that my doctor suggested a drink once…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milton-berle/every-year-my-boss-used-to-give-me-a-bottle-of-expensive-brandy/)

[Milton Berle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milton-berle/)

> [The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milton-berle/the-problem-with-life-is-by-the-time-you-can-read-women-like-a-book/)

[Milton Berle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milton-berle/)

> [If you hire relatives, you'll have a payroll that won't quit.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milton-berle/if-you-hire-relatives-you-ll-have-a-payroll-that-won-t-quit/)

[Milton Berle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milton-berle/)

> [It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milton-berle/it-s-amazing-how-fast-later-comes-when-you-buy-now/)

[Milton Berle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milton-berle/)

> [I don't mind personal insults, but when you insult the jokes that I tell you're insulting Fred Allen, Bob Hope, Burns and Allen, Trevor…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milton-berle/i-don-t-mind-personal-insults-but-when-you-insult-the-jokes-that-i/)

[Milton Berle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milton-berle/)

> [I like to think of myself as the middleman between Fred Allen and Henny Youngman.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milton-berle/i-like-to-think-of-myself-as-the-middleman-between-fred-allen-and/)

[Milton Berle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milton-berle/)

> [What an orchestra! They just sit there, but their minds are thousands of miles away with their bookies.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milton-berle/what-an-orchestra-they-just-sit-there-but-their-minds-are-thousands/)

[Milton Berle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milton-berle/)

> [My son gave me a nice bottle of cologne - Eau de Owe.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milton-berle/my-son-gave-me-a-nice-bottle-of-cologne-eau-de-owe/)

[Milton Berle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/milton-berle/)

> [I was in a department store and I saw a weird-looking gadget. I asked the young saleslady what it was. She answered, "It doesn't…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/milton-berle/i-was-in-a-department-store-and-i-saw-a-weird-looking-gadget-i-asked/)

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