--- title: "1 Blown away Quotes By Tommy Cooper" description: "1 Blown away quotes by Tommy Cooper. Plus more from Tommy Cooper and more Blown away sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/85a/tommy-cooper-8755_blown-away_went-to-the-paper-shop-it-had-blown-away_2793585.jpg" --- > [Went to the paper shop - it had blown away.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-cooper/went-to-the-paper-shop-it-had-blown-away/) [Tommy Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-cooper/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/85a/tommy-cooper-8755_blown-away_went-to-the-paper-shop-it-had-blown-away_2793585.jpg) ## More by Tommy Cooper > [It doesn't matter how many times the audience has heard it before. If it's funny, it's funny.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-cooper/it-doesn-t-matter-how-many-times-the-audience-has-heard-it-before-if/) [Tommy Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-cooper/) > [“Two blondes walk into a building. You'd think at least one of them would have seen it.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-cooper/two-blondes-walk-into-a-building-you-d-think-at-least-one-of-them/) [Tommy Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-cooper/) > [Last night I slept like a log. I woke up in the fire place.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-cooper/last-night-i-slept-like-a-log-i-woke-up-in-the-fire-place/) [Tommy Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-cooper/) > [A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-cooper/a-blind-bloke-walks-into-a-shop-with-a-guide-dog-he-picks-the-dog-up/) [Tommy Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-cooper/) > [I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-cooper/i-inherited-a-painting-and-a-violin-which-turned-out-to-be-a/) [Tommy Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-cooper/) > [Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-cooper/last-night-i-dreamed-i-ate-a-ten-pound-marshmallow-and-when-i-woke-up/) [Tommy Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-cooper/) > [I bought some HP sauce the other day. It's costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-cooper/i-bought-some-hp-sauce-the-other-day-it-s-costing-me-6p-a-month-for/) [Tommy Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-cooper/) > [Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-cooper/our-ice-cream-man-was-found-lying-on-the-floor-of-his-van-covered/) [Tommy Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-cooper/) > [Gambling has brought our family together. We had to move to a smaller house.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-cooper/gambling-has-brought-our-family-together-we-had-to-move-to-a-smaller/) [Tommy Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-cooper/) > [And an airplane of spittle dived into the sea, there were no salivas.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-cooper/and-an-airplane-of-spittle-dived-into-the-sea-there-were-no-salivas/) [Tommy Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-cooper/) > [He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library. I thought, "That's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-cooper/he-said-i-m-going-to-chop-off-the-bottom-of-one-of-your-trouser-legs/) [Tommy Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-cooper/) > [My wife said, 'Take me in your arms and whisper something soft and sweet.' I said, 'chocolate fudge.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-cooper/my-wife-said-take-me-in-your-arms-and-whisper-something-soft-and/) [Tommy Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-cooper/) > [Electricity is a wonderful thing. Do you realise that if we didn't have electricity, we'd be watching television by candle light?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-cooper/electricity-is-a-wonderful-thing-do-you-realise-that-if-we-didn-t/) [Tommy Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-cooper/) > [And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking money to him. I said 'Do you earn a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-cooper/and-the-back-of-his-anorak-was-leaping-up-and-down-and-people-were/) [Tommy Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-cooper/) > [Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-cooper/went-to-the-corner-shop-bought-4-corners/) [Tommy Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-cooper/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/blown-away/tommy-cooper/#itemlist", "name": "1 Blown away Quotes By Tommy Cooper", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "Went to the paper shop - it had blown away.", "creator": { "@type": "Person", "name": "Tommy Cooper" }, "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-cooper/went-to-the-paper-shop-it-had-blown-away/", "image": { "@type": "ImageObject", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/85a/tommy-cooper-8755_blown-away_went-to-the-paper-shop-it-had-blown-away_2793585.jpg", "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/85a/tommy-cooper-8755_blown-away_went-to-the-paper-shop-it-had-blown-away_2793585.jpg", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/85a/tommy-cooper-8755_blown-away_went-to-the-paper-shop-it-had-blown-away_2793585.jpg", "width": 1080, "height": 1080, "caption": "“Went to the paper shop - it had blown away.” — Tommy Cooper", "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes", "creator": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization" } } } } ] }, { "@type": "CollectionPage", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/blown-away/tommy-cooper/#webpage", "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/blown-away/tommy-cooper/", "name": "Blown away Quotes by Tommy Cooper", "isPartOf": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website" }, "mainEntity": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/blown-away/tommy-cooper/#itemlist" }, "primaryImageOfPage": { "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/85a/tommy-cooper-8755_blown-away_went-to-the-paper-shop-it-had-blown-away_2793585.jpg" }, "description": "1 Blown away quotes by Tommy Cooper. 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