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> [“Honey, if brains were dynamite, he wouldn’t have enough to blow his nose.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kris-calvert/honey-if-brains-were-dynamite-he-wouldn-t-have-enough-to-blow-his-nose/)

Kris Calvert

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## More by Kris Calvert

> [“Honey, if brains were dynamite, he wouldn’t have enough to blow his nose.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kris-calvert/honey-if-brains-were-dynamite-he-wouldn-t-have-enough-to-blow-his-nose/)

Kris Calvert

> [“I filled the vase with water and dropped the aspirin in before arranging the flowers. I turned to show my work to Mimi for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kris-calvert/i-filled-the-vase-with-water-and-dropped-the-aspirin-in-before/)

Kris Calvert

> [“Once again, using the wrong head to do my critical thinking, I was now feeling as guilty as sin on a Sunday.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kris-calvert/once-again-using-the-wrong-head-to-do-my-critical-thinking-i-was-now/)

Kris Calvert

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