---
title: "44 Blow Jobs Quotes by 38 authors"
description: "Browse 44 Blow Jobs quotes by 38 authors. Discover the best Blow Jobs sayings and thoughts."
image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/37a/meg-cabot-460_blow_while-toasting-to-blow-jobs-we-want-back_1651406.png"
---

> [ “\[while toasting\] To blow jobs we want back” ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/while-toasting-to-blow-jobs-we-want-back/)

[Meg Cabot](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/meg-cabot/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/37a/meg-cabot-460_blow_while-toasting-to-blow-jobs-we-want-back_1651406.png)

> [Blow jobs are okay, but kissing clients is still a taboo.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/annie-sprinkle/blow-jobs-are-okay-but-kissing-clients-is-still-a-taboo/)

[Annie Sprinkle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/annie-sprinkle/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8f5/annie-sprinkle-24382_blow_blow-jobs-are-okay-but-kissing-clients-i_788184.jpg)

> [We weren't doing blow jobs when I was growing up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-blume/we-weren-t-doing-blow-jobs-when-i-was-growing-up/)

[Judy Blume](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judy-blume/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ff3/judy-blume-2002_blow_we-weren-t-doing-blow-jobs-when-i-was-gr_438178.png)

> [“Bonnie must give him organic blow jobs.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/liane-moriarty/bonnie-must-give-him-organic-blow-jobs/)

[Liane Moriarty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/liane-moriarty/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/df3/liane-moriarty-1135_blow_bonnie-must-give-him-organic-blow-jobs-2_2083203.png)

> [Weddings are funerals for blow jobs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/weddings-are-funerals-for-blow-jobs/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a9a/nikhil-saluja-26_blow-job_weddings-are-funerals-for-blow-jobs-1893_1893564.jpg)

> [Don't forget that blow jobs are like flowers for men.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/don-t-forget-that-blow-jobs-are-like-flowers-for-men/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c4/anonymous-1_blow-job_don-t-forget-that-blow-jobs-are-like-flo_1940376.jpg)

> [“I convinced Danny to give me in the shower last night. Blow jobs tonight. Or my name isn’t Rainstorm Christiansen. I”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-e-harmon/i-convinced-danny-to-give-me-in-the-shower-last-night-blow-jobs/)

[S.E. Harmon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/s-e-harmon/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cc5/s-e-harmon-57917_blow-job_i-convinced-danny-to-give-me-in-the-show_2852535.jpg)

> [“Life ain't all blow jobs and ice cream. Sometimes it's a shit sandwich and a kick in the nuts.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-cole/life-ain-t-all-blow-jobs-and-ice-cream-sometimes-it-s-a-shit-sandwich/)

Matt Cole

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9c5/matt-cole-261165_blow-job_life-ain-t-all-blow-jobs-and-ice-cream-s_114394.jpg)

> [Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-david/did-bill-clinton-actually-think-that-he-could-get-blow-jobs-from-a/)

[Larry David](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-david/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3d5/larry-david-2520_bills_did-bill-clinton-actually-think-that-he_308783.png)

> [I've given guys blow jobs just because I've run out of things to talk about.' Oh, Rae. Who hasn't](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anne-lamott/i-ve-given-guys-blow-jobs-just-because-i-ve-run-out-of-things-to-talk/)

[Anne Lamott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anne-lamott/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/28c/anne-lamott-188_blow_i-ve-given-guys-blow-jobs-just-because-i_1504789.png)

> [“Hell if I know. That's for smart people like you to figure out. I'm just trying to get college guys to speed…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/hell-if-i-know-that-s-for-smart-people-like-you-to-figure-out-i-m/)

[Richelle Mead](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richelle-mead/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/59b/richelle-mead-46_blow-job_hell-if-i-know-that-s-for-smart-people-l_3055505.jpg)

> [“In porn, men give blow jobs like they love men. Women give blow jobs like they love the camera.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fierce-dolan/in-porn-men-give-blow-jobs-like-they-love-men-women-give-blow-jobs/)

[Fierce Dolan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/fierce-dolan/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/115/fierce-dolan-36425_blow-job_in-porn-men-give-blow-jobs-like-they-lov_620406.jpg)

> [“Call me a prude but blow jobs should only be traded for blow jobs; and then only between consenting adults.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marshall-thornton/call-me-a-prude-but-blow-jobs-should-only-be-traded-for-blow-jobs-and/)

[Marshall Thornton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marshall-thornton/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a04/marshall-thornton-2247_blow-job_call-me-a-prude-but-blow-jobs-should-onl_1454461.jpg)

> [If you type coughing into google images, it looks like a bunch of people giving blow jobs to an invisible man.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/if-you-type-coughing-into-google-images-it-looks-like-a-bunch-of/)

[Alla](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alla/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3a3/alla-7938_blow-job_if-you-type-coughing-into-google-images_2460041.jpg)

> [“Men always do that to women when they feel threatened. They tell everybody the woman must be giving out blow jobs because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-echols/men-always-do-that-to-women-when-they-feel-threatened-they-tell/)

[Jennifer Echols](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-echols/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a1a/jennifer-echols-943_blow-job_men-always-do-that-to-women-when-they-fe_2605445.jpg)

> [“Really?   Because I recall you asking the Elvis impersonator at your Vegas wedding if he could add a line to Jenny’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-sivec/really-because-i-recall-you-asking-the-elvis-impersonator-at-your/)

[Tara Sivec](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-sivec/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/61d/tara-sivec-2248_blow-job_really-because-i-recall-you-asking-the-e_629027.jpg)

> [As long as you don't think he's just pretending not to mind for your sake, it sounds like he has truly accepted…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mallory-ortberg/as-long-as-you-don-t-think-he-s-just-pretending-not-to-mind-for-your/)

[Mallory Ortberg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mallory-ortberg/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0d5/mallory-ortberg-7200_accepted_as-long-as-you-don-t-think-he-s-just-pre_1585277.jpg)

> [My favourite riposte to a heckle is to say, 'Excuse me, I'm trying to work here. How would you like it if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-merton/my-favourite-riposte-to-a-heckle-is-to-say-excuse-me-i-m-trying-to/)

[Paul Merton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-merton/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/77c/paul-merton-15418_alleys_my-favourite-riposte-to-a-heckle-is-to-s_2420852.png)

> [“With a soft gasp from Aaron, the soundtrack started up in Joey’s brain again. Goldfrapp’s “Ooh La La” was perfect for blow…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-a-mitchell/with-a-soft-gasp-from-aaron-the-soundtrack-started-up-in-joey-s-brain/)

[K.A. Mitchell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/k-a-mitchell/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/978/k-a-mitchell-20502_blow-job_with-a-soft-gasp-from-aaron-the-soundtra_414076.jpg)

> [In a recent survey into blow jobs, and why men like them so much 6% liked the feeling, 12% liked the excitement…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/azgraybebly-joslan/in-a-recent-survey-into-blow-jobs-and-why-men-like-them-so-much-6/)

Azgraybebly Joslan

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d32/azgraybebly-joslan-653_blow-job_in-a-recent-survey-into-blow-jobs-and-wh_2057811.jpg)

> [“When I was called a feminist, during those days, my first thought was, But I willingly give blow jobs. I had it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roxane-gay/when-i-was-called-a-feminist-during-those-days-my-first-thought-was/)

[Roxane Gay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roxane-gay/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c05/roxane-gay-520_blow-job_when-i-was-called-a-feminist-during-thos_1734671.png)

> [“And what am I doing?” “You?” he eyed me appreciatively. “You’d just stand around and look pretty.” “And?” “Give me blow jobs.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karina-halle/and-what-am-i-doing-you-he-eyed-me-appreciatively-you-d-just-stand/)

[Karina Halle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/karina-halle/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/77f/karina-halle-452_blow-job_and-what-am-i-doing-you-he-eyed-me-appre_835497.jpg)

> [“She’s calling our house. What ten-year-old girl needs to call a boy’s house? A slutty ten-year-old girl, that’s who. She’s got her…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-sivec/she-s-calling-our-house-what-ten-year-old-girl-needs-to-call-a-boy-s/)

[Tara Sivec](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tara-sivec/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/931/tara-sivec-2248_blow-job_she-s-calling-our-house-what-ten-year-ol_304002.jpg)

> [“It was on the table when I got here," Matt said in his defense. Josh eyed the open magazine. "You don't already…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jill-shalvis/it-was-on-the-table-when-i-got-here-matt-said-in-his-defense-josh/)

[Jill Shalvis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jill-shalvis/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a71/jill-shalvis-838_blow-job_it-was-on-the-table-when-i-got-here-matt_325502.png)

> [“But beneath them all, at the very bottom of the stack, is a worn and slightly tattered magazine called African Mamas Sucking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andre-dubus-iii/but-beneath-them-all-at-the-very-bottom-of-the-stack-is-a-worn-and/)

[Andre Dubus III](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andre-dubus-iii/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/40d/andre-dubus-iii-16475_black-girl_but-beneath-them-all-at-the-very-bottom_23308.jpg)

> [“Sure, the guys in the pictures may have been lisping their ABCs while receiving their blow jobs, but here’s the thing: If…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/sure-the-guys-in-the-pictures-may-have-been-lisping-their-abcs-while/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e4/anonymous-1_blow-job_sure-the-guys-in-the-pictures-may-have-b_562235.jpg)

> [On one hand, prostitutes don't struggle because it's simply their life. In Mexico and elsewhere, once they get out of these places…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-glawogger/on-one-hand-prostitutes-don-t-struggle-because-it-s-simply-their-life/)

[Michael Glawogger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/michael-glawogger/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/75f/michael-glawogger-25782_bangladesh_on-one-hand-prostitutes-don-t-struggle-b_1806910.jpg)

> [“I flash a fake smile of my own, refraining from telling her what I'm really thinking: that it's an unwise karmic move…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-giffin/i-flash-a-fake-smile-of-my-own-refraining-from-telling-her-what-i-m/)

[Emily Giffin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/emily-giffin/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a73/emily-giffin-938_blow-job_i-flash-a-fake-smile-of-my-own-refrainin_2738153.png)

> [Sexual freedom and liberation has to be of your own making. I'm stunned when I hear about friends' children, ten or twelve…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lily-tomlin/sexual-freedom-and-liberation-has-to-be-of-your-own-making-i-m/)

[Lily Tomlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lily-tomlin/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/022/lily-tomlin-3278_blow_sexual-freedom-and-liberation-has-to-be_1109197.png)

> [“Why are you offering me ten thousand dollars a month for babysitting? You didn’t pay the nannies that. It’s ridiculous. For ten…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-crusie/why-are-you-offering-me-ten-thousand-dollars-a-month-for-babysitting/)

[Jennifer Crusie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-crusie/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/14c/jennifer-crusie-2092_babysitting_why-are-you-offering-me-ten-thousand-dol_784611.jpg)

> [“Damn Ani," he panted, as she licked him clean and then tucked him into his pants. "Where did you learn that?" "Adam."…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sydney-croft/damn-ani-he-panted-as-she-licked-him-clean-and-then-tucked-him-into/)

[Sydney Croft](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sydney-croft/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7be/sydney-croft-9550_blow-job_damn-ani-he-panted-as-she-licked-him-cle_3076788.jpg)

> [ I think we made out \[sexuality changing\]. I think that's really great, and we didn't jump into intercourse. And there were no… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-blume/i-think-we-made-out-sexuality-changing-i-think-that-s-really-great/)

[Judy Blume](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/judy-blume/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/52c/judy-blume-2002_blow_i-think-we-made-out-sexuality-changing-i_2261571.png)

> [A lot of women don't like to give blow jobs. On a related note: A lot of marriages fail.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/a-lot-of-women-don-t-like-to-give-blow-jobs-on-a-related-note-a-lot/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/741/nikhil-saluja-26_blow-job_a-lot-of-women-don-t-like-to-give-blow-j_584957.jpg)

> [“I find blow jobs to be highly respectable. In fact, I can’t think of many things I respect more than your lips…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/heather-m-orgeron/i-find-blow-jobs-to-be-highly-respectable-in-fact-i-can-t-think-of/)

[Heather M. Orgeron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/heather-m-orgeron/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9a7/heather-m-orgeron-25707_blow-job_i-find-blow-jobs-to-be-highly-respectabl_2352563.jpg)

> [Maybe we can combine 2 things that everybody loves. Helping out the poor and blow jobs.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/maybe-we-can-combine-2-things-that-everybody-loves-helping-out-the/)

[Joe Rogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/joe-rogan/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a18/joe-rogan-1952_blow_maybe-we-can-combine-2-things-that-every_1071264.jpg)

> [“In my world, the self-righteous are often the ones sneaking around getting blow jobs before they go home to the wives and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nora-roberts/in-my-world-the-self-righteous-are-often-the-ones-sneaking-around/)

[Nora Roberts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nora-roberts/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/02e/nora-roberts-128_blow-job_in-my-world-the-self-righteous-are-often_2467578.jpg)

> [If God had wanted people to give blow jobs, he wouldn't have given them teeth.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-god-had-wanted-people-to-give-blow-jobs-he-wouldn-t-have-given/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/120/anonymous-1_blow-job_if-god-had-wanted-people-to-give-blow-jo_2640398.jpg)

> [My mind leaps to my theory about presidents - that there are two kinds, ones who have a lot of sex and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/a-m-homes/my-mind-leaps-to-my-theory-about-presidents-that-there-are-two-kinds/)

[A.M. Homes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/a-m-homes/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4b8/a-m-homes-12366_believe_my-mind-leaps-to-my-theory-about-preside_866675.png)

> [“Aside from blow jobs, though, I'm through with being the perfect girlfriend, just through with it. Then if he's sore with me,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sheila-heti/aside-from-blow-jobs-though-i-m-through-with-being-the-perfect/)

[Sheila Heti](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sheila-heti/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d21/sheila-heti-2776_blow-job_aside-from-blow-jobs-though-i-m-through_2719677.jpg)

> [I see a big ass recession coming soon... You may preserve your job for few more years but don´t panic, there will…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jg/i-see-a-big-ass-recession-coming-soon-you-may-preserve-your-job-for/)

JG

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7ca/jg-73453_blow-job_i-see-a-big-ass-recession-coming-soon-yo_421520.jpg)

```json
{
    "@context": "https://schema.org",
    "@graph": [
        {
            "@type": "ItemList",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/blow-jobs/#itemlist",
            "name": "Blow Jobs Quotes",
            "numberOfItems": 40,
            "itemListElement": [
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 1,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“[while toasting] To blow jobs we want back”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Meg Cabot"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/meg-cabot/while-toasting-to-blow-jobs-we-want-back/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/37a/meg-cabot-460_blow_while-toasting-to-blow-jobs-we-want-back_1651406.png",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/37a/meg-cabot-460_blow_while-toasting-to-blow-jobs-we-want-back_1651406.png",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/37a/meg-cabot-460_blow_while-toasting-to-blow-jobs-we-want-back_1651406.png",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“[while toasting] To blow jobs we want back” — Meg Cabot",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 2,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "Blow jobs are okay, but kissing clients is still a taboo.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Annie Sprinkle"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/annie-sprinkle/blow-jobs-are-okay-but-kissing-clients-is-still-a-taboo/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8f5/annie-sprinkle-24382_blow_blow-jobs-are-okay-but-kissing-clients-i_788184.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8f5/annie-sprinkle-24382_blow_blow-jobs-are-okay-but-kissing-clients-i_788184.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8f5/annie-sprinkle-24382_blow_blow-jobs-are-okay-but-kissing-clients-i_788184.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Blow jobs are okay, but kissing clients is still a taboo.” — Annie Sprinkle",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 3,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "We weren't doing blow jobs when I was growing up.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Judy Blume"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-blume/we-weren-t-doing-blow-jobs-when-i-was-growing-up/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ff3/judy-blume-2002_blow_we-weren-t-doing-blow-jobs-when-i-was-gr_438178.png",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ff3/judy-blume-2002_blow_we-weren-t-doing-blow-jobs-when-i-was-gr_438178.png",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ff3/judy-blume-2002_blow_we-weren-t-doing-blow-jobs-when-i-was-gr_438178.png",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“We weren't doing blow jobs when I was growing up.” — Judy Blume",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 4,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“Bonnie must give him organic blow jobs.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Liane Moriarty"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/liane-moriarty/bonnie-must-give-him-organic-blow-jobs/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/df3/liane-moriarty-1135_blow_bonnie-must-give-him-organic-blow-jobs-2_2083203.png",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/df3/liane-moriarty-1135_blow_bonnie-must-give-him-organic-blow-jobs-2_2083203.png",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/df3/liane-moriarty-1135_blow_bonnie-must-give-him-organic-blow-jobs-2_2083203.png",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Bonnie must give him organic blow jobs.” — Liane Moriarty",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 5,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "Weddings are funerals for blow jobs.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Nikhil Saluja"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/weddings-are-funerals-for-blow-jobs/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a9a/nikhil-saluja-26_blow-job_weddings-are-funerals-for-blow-jobs-1893_1893564.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a9a/nikhil-saluja-26_blow-job_weddings-are-funerals-for-blow-jobs-1893_1893564.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a9a/nikhil-saluja-26_blow-job_weddings-are-funerals-for-blow-jobs-1893_1893564.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Weddings are funerals for blow jobs.” — Nikhil Saluja",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 6,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "Don't forget that blow jobs are like flowers for men.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Anonymous"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/don-t-forget-that-blow-jobs-are-like-flowers-for-men/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c4/anonymous-1_blow-job_don-t-forget-that-blow-jobs-are-like-flo_1940376.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c4/anonymous-1_blow-job_don-t-forget-that-blow-jobs-are-like-flo_1940376.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7c4/anonymous-1_blow-job_don-t-forget-that-blow-jobs-are-like-flo_1940376.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Don't forget that blow jobs are like flowers for men.” — Anonymous",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 7,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“I convinced Danny to give me in the shower last night. Blow jobs tonight. Or my name isn’t Rainstorm Christiansen. I”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "S.E. Harmon"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/s-e-harmon/i-convinced-danny-to-give-me-in-the-shower-last-night-blow-jobs/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cc5/s-e-harmon-57917_blow-job_i-convinced-danny-to-give-me-in-the-show_2852535.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cc5/s-e-harmon-57917_blow-job_i-convinced-danny-to-give-me-in-the-show_2852535.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cc5/s-e-harmon-57917_blow-job_i-convinced-danny-to-give-me-in-the-show_2852535.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“I convinced Danny to give me in the shower last night. Blow jobs tonight. Or my name isn’t Rainstorm…” — S.E. Harmon",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 8,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“Life ain't all blow jobs and ice cream. Sometimes it's a shit sandwich and a kick in the nuts.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Matt Cole"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matt-cole/life-ain-t-all-blow-jobs-and-ice-cream-sometimes-it-s-a-shit-sandwich/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9c5/matt-cole-261165_blow-job_life-ain-t-all-blow-jobs-and-ice-cream-s_114394.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9c5/matt-cole-261165_blow-job_life-ain-t-all-blow-jobs-and-ice-cream-s_114394.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9c5/matt-cole-261165_blow-job_life-ain-t-all-blow-jobs-and-ice-cream-s_114394.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Life ain't all blow jobs and ice cream. Sometimes it's a shit sandwich and a kick in the nuts.” — Matt Cole",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 9,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no consequences?",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Larry David"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-david/did-bill-clinton-actually-think-that-he-could-get-blow-jobs-from-a/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3d5/larry-david-2520_bills_did-bill-clinton-actually-think-that-he_308783.png",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3d5/larry-david-2520_bills_did-bill-clinton-actually-think-that-he_308783.png",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3d5/larry-david-2520_bills_did-bill-clinton-actually-think-that-he_308783.png",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Did Bill Clinton actually think that he could get blow jobs from a Jewish woman and there would be no…” — Larry David",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 10,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "I've given guys blow jobs just because I've run out of things to talk about.' Oh, Rae. Who hasn't",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Anne Lamott"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anne-lamott/i-ve-given-guys-blow-jobs-just-because-i-ve-run-out-of-things-to-talk/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/28c/anne-lamott-188_blow_i-ve-given-guys-blow-jobs-just-because-i_1504789.png",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/28c/anne-lamott-188_blow_i-ve-given-guys-blow-jobs-just-because-i_1504789.png",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/28c/anne-lamott-188_blow_i-ve-given-guys-blow-jobs-just-because-i_1504789.png",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“I've given guys blow jobs just because I've run out of things to talk about.' Oh, Rae. Who hasn't” — Anne Lamott",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 11,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“Hell if I know. That's for smart people like you to figure out. I'm just trying to get college guys to speed up their blow jobs.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Richelle Mead"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richelle-mead/hell-if-i-know-that-s-for-smart-people-like-you-to-figure-out-i-m/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/59b/richelle-mead-46_blow-job_hell-if-i-know-that-s-for-smart-people-l_3055505.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/59b/richelle-mead-46_blow-job_hell-if-i-know-that-s-for-smart-people-l_3055505.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/59b/richelle-mead-46_blow-job_hell-if-i-know-that-s-for-smart-people-l_3055505.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Hell if I know. That's for smart people like you to figure out. I'm just trying to get college guys to speed…” — Richelle Mead",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 12,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“In porn, men give blow jobs like they love men. Women give blow jobs like they love the camera.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Fierce Dolan"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/fierce-dolan/in-porn-men-give-blow-jobs-like-they-love-men-women-give-blow-jobs/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/115/fierce-dolan-36425_blow-job_in-porn-men-give-blow-jobs-like-they-lov_620406.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/115/fierce-dolan-36425_blow-job_in-porn-men-give-blow-jobs-like-they-lov_620406.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/115/fierce-dolan-36425_blow-job_in-porn-men-give-blow-jobs-like-they-lov_620406.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“In porn, men give blow jobs like they love men. Women give blow jobs like they love the camera.” — Fierce Dolan",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 13,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“Call me a prude but blow jobs should only be traded for blow jobs; and then only between consenting adults.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Marshall Thornton"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marshall-thornton/call-me-a-prude-but-blow-jobs-should-only-be-traded-for-blow-jobs-and/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a04/marshall-thornton-2247_blow-job_call-me-a-prude-but-blow-jobs-should-onl_1454461.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a04/marshall-thornton-2247_blow-job_call-me-a-prude-but-blow-jobs-should-onl_1454461.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a04/marshall-thornton-2247_blow-job_call-me-a-prude-but-blow-jobs-should-onl_1454461.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Call me a prude but blow jobs should only be traded for blow jobs; and then only between consenting adults.” — Marshall Thornton",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 14,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "If you type coughing into google images, it looks like a bunch of people giving blow jobs to an invisible man.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Alla"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alla/if-you-type-coughing-into-google-images-it-looks-like-a-bunch-of/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3a3/alla-7938_blow-job_if-you-type-coughing-into-google-images_2460041.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3a3/alla-7938_blow-job_if-you-type-coughing-into-google-images_2460041.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3a3/alla-7938_blow-job_if-you-type-coughing-into-google-images_2460041.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“If you type coughing into google images, it looks like a bunch of people giving blow jobs to an invisible man.” — Alla",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 15,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“Men always do that to women when they feel threatened. They tell everybody the woman must be giving out blow jobs because there’s no way she could be successful otherwise.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Jennifer Echols"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-echols/men-always-do-that-to-women-when-they-feel-threatened-they-tell/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a1a/jennifer-echols-943_blow-job_men-always-do-that-to-women-when-they-fe_2605445.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a1a/jennifer-echols-943_blow-job_men-always-do-that-to-women-when-they-fe_2605445.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a1a/jennifer-echols-943_blow-job_men-always-do-that-to-women-when-they-fe_2605445.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Men always do that to women when they feel threatened. They tell everybody the woman must be giving out blow…” — Jennifer Echols",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 16,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“Really?   Because I recall you asking the Elvis impersonator at your Vegas wedding if he could add a line to Jenny’s vows that said, ‘I promise to always give blow jobs with a smile on my face and love in my heart,”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Tara Sivec"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-sivec/really-because-i-recall-you-asking-the-elvis-impersonator-at-your/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/61d/tara-sivec-2248_blow-job_really-because-i-recall-you-asking-the-e_629027.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/61d/tara-sivec-2248_blow-job_really-because-i-recall-you-asking-the-e_629027.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/61d/tara-sivec-2248_blow-job_really-because-i-recall-you-asking-the-e_629027.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Really? Because I recall you asking the Elvis impersonator at your Vegas wedding if he could add a line to…” — Tara Sivec",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 17,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "As long as you don't think he's just pretending not to mind for your sake, it sounds like he has truly accepted that blow jobs are too difficult and painful for you to perform, and he's still very satisfied with your sex life. Take him at his word.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Mallory Ortberg"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mallory-ortberg/as-long-as-you-don-t-think-he-s-just-pretending-not-to-mind-for-your/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0d5/mallory-ortberg-7200_accepted_as-long-as-you-don-t-think-he-s-just-pre_1585277.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0d5/mallory-ortberg-7200_accepted_as-long-as-you-don-t-think-he-s-just-pre_1585277.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/0d5/mallory-ortberg-7200_accepted_as-long-as-you-don-t-think-he-s-just-pre_1585277.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“As long as you don't think he's just pretending not to mind for your sake, it sounds like he has truly…” — Mallory Ortberg",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 18,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "My favourite riposte to a heckle is to say, 'Excuse me, I'm trying to work here. How would you like it if I stood yelling down the alley while you're giving blow jobs to transsexuals?'",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Paul Merton"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-merton/my-favourite-riposte-to-a-heckle-is-to-say-excuse-me-i-m-trying-to/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/77c/paul-merton-15418_alleys_my-favourite-riposte-to-a-heckle-is-to-s_2420852.png",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/77c/paul-merton-15418_alleys_my-favourite-riposte-to-a-heckle-is-to-s_2420852.png",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/77c/paul-merton-15418_alleys_my-favourite-riposte-to-a-heckle-is-to-s_2420852.png",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“My favourite riposte to a heckle is to say, 'Excuse me, I'm trying to work here. How would you like it if I…” — Paul Merton",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 19,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“With a soft gasp from Aaron, the soundtrack started up in Joey’s brain again. Goldfrapp’s “Ooh La La” was perfect for blow jobs. If he sang along, his tongue did interesting things.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "K.A. Mitchell"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/k-a-mitchell/with-a-soft-gasp-from-aaron-the-soundtrack-started-up-in-joey-s-brain/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/978/k-a-mitchell-20502_blow-job_with-a-soft-gasp-from-aaron-the-soundtra_414076.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/978/k-a-mitchell-20502_blow-job_with-a-soft-gasp-from-aaron-the-soundtra_414076.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/978/k-a-mitchell-20502_blow-job_with-a-soft-gasp-from-aaron-the-soundtra_414076.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“With a soft gasp from Aaron, the soundtrack started up in Joey’s brain again. Goldfrapp’s “Ooh La La” was…” — K.A. Mitchell",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 20,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "In a recent survey into blow jobs, and why men like them so much 6% liked the feeling, 12% liked the excitement and 82% just like the peace and quiet.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Azgraybebly Joslan"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/azgraybebly-joslan/in-a-recent-survey-into-blow-jobs-and-why-men-like-them-so-much-6/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d32/azgraybebly-joslan-653_blow-job_in-a-recent-survey-into-blow-jobs-and-wh_2057811.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d32/azgraybebly-joslan-653_blow-job_in-a-recent-survey-into-blow-jobs-and-wh_2057811.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d32/azgraybebly-joslan-653_blow-job_in-a-recent-survey-into-blow-jobs-and-wh_2057811.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“In a recent survey into blow jobs, and why men like them so much 6% liked the feeling, 12% liked the…” — Azgraybebly Joslan",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 21,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“When I was called a feminist, during those days, my first thought was, But I willingly give blow jobs. I had it in my head that I could not both be a feminist and be sexually open.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Roxane Gay"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roxane-gay/when-i-was-called-a-feminist-during-those-days-my-first-thought-was/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c05/roxane-gay-520_blow-job_when-i-was-called-a-feminist-during-thos_1734671.png",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c05/roxane-gay-520_blow-job_when-i-was-called-a-feminist-during-thos_1734671.png",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c05/roxane-gay-520_blow-job_when-i-was-called-a-feminist-during-thos_1734671.png",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“When I was called a feminist, during those days, my first thought was, But I willingly give blow jobs. I had…” — Roxane Gay",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 22,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“And what am I doing?” “You?” he eyed me appreciatively. “You’d just stand around and look pretty.” “And?” “Give me blow jobs.” I punched him in the arm. “What?” he laughed. “I know you love the cock.” “Shut up.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Karina Halle"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/karina-halle/and-what-am-i-doing-you-he-eyed-me-appreciatively-you-d-just-stand/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/77f/karina-halle-452_blow-job_and-what-am-i-doing-you-he-eyed-me-appre_835497.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/77f/karina-halle-452_blow-job_and-what-am-i-doing-you-he-eyed-me-appre_835497.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/77f/karina-halle-452_blow-job_and-what-am-i-doing-you-he-eyed-me-appre_835497.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“And what am I doing?” “You?” he eyed me appreciatively. “You’d just stand around and look pretty.” “And?”…” — Karina Halle",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 23,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“She’s calling our house. What ten-year-old girl needs to call a boy’s house? A slutty ten-year-old girl, that’s who. She’s got her sights on our son, and before we know it, she’s going to be giving him blow jobs on the back of the bus and forcing him to watch porn with her. This is our BABY, Carter!”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Tara Sivec"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tara-sivec/she-s-calling-our-house-what-ten-year-old-girl-needs-to-call-a-boy-s/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/931/tara-sivec-2248_blow-job_she-s-calling-our-house-what-ten-year-ol_304002.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/931/tara-sivec-2248_blow-job_she-s-calling-our-house-what-ten-year-ol_304002.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/931/tara-sivec-2248_blow-job_she-s-calling-our-house-what-ten-year-ol_304002.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“She’s calling our house. What ten-year-old girl needs to call a boy’s house? A slutty ten-year-old girl…” — Tara Sivec",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 24,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“It was on the table when I got here,\" Matt said in his defense. Josh eyed the open magazine. \"You don't already know how to satisfy your boyfriends in bed?\" Matt ignored this. \"Did either of you know there's ninety-nine ways to give a blow job? That's ninety-nine nights of blow jobs.\" \"Look at you with the math skills,\" Josh said. Matt flipped him off while Ty flipped the page. \"'How to Give Your Hoo-Ha a Spa Day.' Huh,\" he said. \"I didn't know a woman's hoo-ha needed a spa day.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Jill Shalvis"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jill-shalvis/it-was-on-the-table-when-i-got-here-matt-said-in-his-defense-josh/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a71/jill-shalvis-838_blow-job_it-was-on-the-table-when-i-got-here-matt_325502.png",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a71/jill-shalvis-838_blow-job_it-was-on-the-table-when-i-got-here-matt_325502.png",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a71/jill-shalvis-838_blow-job_it-was-on-the-table-when-i-got-here-matt_325502.png",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“It was on the table when I got here,\" Matt said in his defense. Josh eyed the open magazine. \"You don't…” — Jill Shalvis",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 25,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“But beneath them all, at the very bottom of the stack, is a worn and slightly tattered magazine called African Mamas Sucking Hog. I flip through it real quick; a bunch of young black girls dressed like Kenyans giving fat-ass bikers blow jobs. I smile at this; Elroy the scholar. Elroy the sicko masturbator.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Andre Dubus III"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andre-dubus-iii/but-beneath-them-all-at-the-very-bottom-of-the-stack-is-a-worn-and/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/40d/andre-dubus-iii-16475_black-girl_but-beneath-them-all-at-the-very-bottom_23308.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/40d/andre-dubus-iii-16475_black-girl_but-beneath-them-all-at-the-very-bottom_23308.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/40d/andre-dubus-iii-16475_black-girl_but-beneath-them-all-at-the-very-bottom_23308.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“But beneath them all, at the very bottom of the stack, is a worn and slightly tattered magazine called…” — Andre Dubus III",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 26,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“Sure, the guys in the pictures may have been lisping their ABCs while receiving their blow jobs, but here’s the thing: If anyone cornered them in the hallway of their high school and called them, oh, I don’t know, “Tinkerbell Tim,” these dudes looked like they could and would punch back. Or whack them in the face with their rock-hard cocks, whichever.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Anonymous"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/sure-the-guys-in-the-pictures-may-have-been-lisping-their-abcs-while/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e4/anonymous-1_blow-job_sure-the-guys-in-the-pictures-may-have-b_562235.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e4/anonymous-1_blow-job_sure-the-guys-in-the-pictures-may-have-b_562235.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e4/anonymous-1_blow-job_sure-the-guys-in-the-pictures-may-have-b_562235.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Sure, the guys in the pictures may have been lisping their ABCs while receiving their blow jobs, but here’s…” — Anonymous",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 27,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "On one hand, prostitutes don't struggle because it's simply their life. In Mexico and elsewhere, once they get out of these places [brothels] they have a pretty square life. In Bangladesh it's different because they live in the brothel, it's sort of a prison, but still there are two sides. When they think of their religion and their upbringing, they can be very moralistic. They're moralistic about giving blow jobs. On the other hand, they have an everyday life where there's no room for shame.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Michael Glawogger"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/michael-glawogger/on-one-hand-prostitutes-don-t-struggle-because-it-s-simply-their-life/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/75f/michael-glawogger-25782_bangladesh_on-one-hand-prostitutes-don-t-struggle-b_1806910.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/75f/michael-glawogger-25782_bangladesh_on-one-hand-prostitutes-don-t-struggle-b_1806910.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/75f/michael-glawogger-25782_bangladesh_on-one-hand-prostitutes-don-t-struggle-b_1806910.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“On one hand, prostitutes don't struggle because it's simply their life. In Mexico and elsewhere, once they…” — Michael Glawogger",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 28,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“I flash a fake smile of my own, refraining from telling her what I'm really thinking: that it's an unwise karmic move to go around feeling superior to other mothers. Because before she knows it, her little angel could become a tattooed teenager hiding joints in her designer handbag and doling out blow jobs in the backseat of her BMW.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Emily Giffin"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emily-giffin/i-flash-a-fake-smile-of-my-own-refraining-from-telling-her-what-i-m/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a73/emily-giffin-938_blow-job_i-flash-a-fake-smile-of-my-own-refrainin_2738153.png",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a73/emily-giffin-938_blow-job_i-flash-a-fake-smile-of-my-own-refrainin_2738153.png",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a73/emily-giffin-938_blow-job_i-flash-a-fake-smile-of-my-own-refrainin_2738153.png",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“I flash a fake smile of my own, refraining from telling her what I'm really thinking: that it's an unwise…” — Emily Giffin",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 29,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "Sexual freedom and liberation has to be of your own making. I'm stunned when I hear about friends' children, ten or twelve years old giving blow jobs. I just don't like the girls being used or exploited in that way. It's just indiscriminate sexual relating. It's just the isolated things.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Lily Tomlin"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lily-tomlin/sexual-freedom-and-liberation-has-to-be-of-your-own-making-i-m/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/022/lily-tomlin-3278_blow_sexual-freedom-and-liberation-has-to-be_1109197.png",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/022/lily-tomlin-3278_blow_sexual-freedom-and-liberation-has-to-be_1109197.png",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/022/lily-tomlin-3278_blow_sexual-freedom-and-liberation-has-to-be_1109197.png",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Sexual freedom and liberation has to be of your own making. I'm stunned when I hear about friends' children…” — Lily Tomlin",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 30,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“Why are you offering me ten thousand dollars a month for babysitting? You didn’t pay the nannies that. It’s ridiculous. For ten thousand a month, you should not only get child care, you should get your house cleaned, your laundry done, your tires rotated, and if I were you, I’d insist on nightly blow jobs. Did you think I wouldn’t notice that you’re still trying to keep your thumb on me?”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Jennifer Crusie"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-crusie/why-are-you-offering-me-ten-thousand-dollars-a-month-for-babysitting/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/14c/jennifer-crusie-2092_babysitting_why-are-you-offering-me-ten-thousand-dol_784611.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/14c/jennifer-crusie-2092_babysitting_why-are-you-offering-me-ten-thousand-dol_784611.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/14c/jennifer-crusie-2092_babysitting_why-are-you-offering-me-ten-thousand-dol_784611.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Why are you offering me ten thousand dollars a month for babysitting? You didn’t pay the nannies that. It’s…” — Jennifer Crusie",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 31,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“Damn Ani,\" he panted, as she licked him clean and then tucked him into his pants. \"Where did you learn that?\" \"Adam.\" \"What?\" Creed had dropped his hands to her shoulders, and they tightened into claws. \"Adam Yates. You know him. The Seducer? Ow. Your fingers--\" \"When?\" His voice matched his expression, filled with rage and raw possession. It was kinda hot, and a little scary. \"I had sessions with him a long time ago. I needed to learn to seduce guys for assignments. He taught me how to kiss and touch a guy and give blow jobs and that thing with my tongue and your-\" \"Stop. Jesus Christ, stop.\" \"You asked,\" she muttered… ~Creed/Annika”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Sydney Croft"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sydney-croft/damn-ani-he-panted-as-she-licked-him-clean-and-then-tucked-him-into/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7be/sydney-croft-9550_blow-job_damn-ani-he-panted-as-she-licked-him-cle_3076788.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7be/sydney-croft-9550_blow-job_damn-ani-he-panted-as-she-licked-him-cle_3076788.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7be/sydney-croft-9550_blow-job_damn-ani-he-panted-as-she-licked-him-cle_3076788.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Damn Ani,\" he panted, as she licked him clean and then tucked him into his pants. \"Where did you learn…” — Sydney Croft",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 32,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "I think we made out [sexuality changing]. I think that's really great, and we didn't jump into intercourse. And there were no blow jobs.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Judy Blume"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/judy-blume/i-think-we-made-out-sexuality-changing-i-think-that-s-really-great/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/52c/judy-blume-2002_blow_i-think-we-made-out-sexuality-changing-i_2261571.png",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/52c/judy-blume-2002_blow_i-think-we-made-out-sexuality-changing-i_2261571.png",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/52c/judy-blume-2002_blow_i-think-we-made-out-sexuality-changing-i_2261571.png",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“I think we made out [sexuality changing]. I think that's really great, and we didn't jump into intercourse…” — Judy Blume",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 33,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "A lot of women don't like to give blow jobs. On a related note: A lot of marriages fail.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Nikhil Saluja"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/a-lot-of-women-don-t-like-to-give-blow-jobs-on-a-related-note-a-lot/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/741/nikhil-saluja-26_blow-job_a-lot-of-women-don-t-like-to-give-blow-j_584957.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/741/nikhil-saluja-26_blow-job_a-lot-of-women-don-t-like-to-give-blow-j_584957.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/741/nikhil-saluja-26_blow-job_a-lot-of-women-don-t-like-to-give-blow-j_584957.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“A lot of women don't like to give blow jobs. On a related note: A lot of marriages fail.” — Nikhil Saluja",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 34,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“I find blow jobs to be highly respectable. In fact, I can’t think of many things I respect more than your lips around my cock.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Heather M. Orgeron"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/heather-m-orgeron/i-find-blow-jobs-to-be-highly-respectable-in-fact-i-can-t-think-of/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9a7/heather-m-orgeron-25707_blow-job_i-find-blow-jobs-to-be-highly-respectabl_2352563.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9a7/heather-m-orgeron-25707_blow-job_i-find-blow-jobs-to-be-highly-respectabl_2352563.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9a7/heather-m-orgeron-25707_blow-job_i-find-blow-jobs-to-be-highly-respectabl_2352563.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“I find blow jobs to be highly respectable. In fact, I can’t think of many things I respect more than your…” — Heather M. Orgeron",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 35,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "Maybe we can combine 2 things that everybody loves. Helping out the poor and blow jobs.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Joe Rogan"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/joe-rogan/maybe-we-can-combine-2-things-that-everybody-loves-helping-out-the/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a18/joe-rogan-1952_blow_maybe-we-can-combine-2-things-that-every_1071264.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a18/joe-rogan-1952_blow_maybe-we-can-combine-2-things-that-every_1071264.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/a18/joe-rogan-1952_blow_maybe-we-can-combine-2-things-that-every_1071264.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Maybe we can combine 2 things that everybody loves. Helping out the poor and blow jobs.” — Joe Rogan",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 36,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“In my world, the self-righteous are often the ones sneaking around getting blow jobs before they go home to the wives and kiddies.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Nora Roberts"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nora-roberts/in-my-world-the-self-righteous-are-often-the-ones-sneaking-around/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/02e/nora-roberts-128_blow-job_in-my-world-the-self-righteous-are-often_2467578.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/02e/nora-roberts-128_blow-job_in-my-world-the-self-righteous-are-often_2467578.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/02e/nora-roberts-128_blow-job_in-my-world-the-self-righteous-are-often_2467578.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“In my world, the self-righteous are often the ones sneaking around getting blow jobs before they go home to…” — Nora Roberts",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 37,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "If God had wanted people to give blow jobs, he wouldn't have given them teeth.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Anonymous"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-god-had-wanted-people-to-give-blow-jobs-he-wouldn-t-have-given/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/120/anonymous-1_blow-job_if-god-had-wanted-people-to-give-blow-jo_2640398.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/120/anonymous-1_blow-job_if-god-had-wanted-people-to-give-blow-jo_2640398.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/120/anonymous-1_blow-job_if-god-had-wanted-people-to-give-blow-jo_2640398.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“If God had wanted people to give blow jobs, he wouldn't have given them teeth.” — Anonymous",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 38,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "My mind leaps to my theory about presidents - that there are two kinds, ones who have a lot of sex and the others who start wars. In short - and don't quote me, because this is an incomplete expression of a more complex premise - I believe blow jobs prevent war.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "A.M. Homes"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/a-m-homes/my-mind-leaps-to-my-theory-about-presidents-that-there-are-two-kinds/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4b8/a-m-homes-12366_believe_my-mind-leaps-to-my-theory-about-preside_866675.png",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4b8/a-m-homes-12366_believe_my-mind-leaps-to-my-theory-about-preside_866675.png",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4b8/a-m-homes-12366_believe_my-mind-leaps-to-my-theory-about-preside_866675.png",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“My mind leaps to my theory about presidents - that there are two kinds, ones who have a lot of sex and the…” — A.M. Homes",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 39,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "“Aside from blow jobs, though, I'm through with being the perfect girlfriend, just through with it. Then if he's sore with me, let him dump my ass. That will just give me more time to be a genius.”",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Sheila Heti"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sheila-heti/aside-from-blow-jobs-though-i-m-through-with-being-the-perfect/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d21/sheila-heti-2776_blow-job_aside-from-blow-jobs-though-i-m-through_2719677.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d21/sheila-heti-2776_blow-job_aside-from-blow-jobs-though-i-m-through_2719677.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d21/sheila-heti-2776_blow-job_aside-from-blow-jobs-though-i-m-through_2719677.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“Aside from blow jobs, though, I'm through with being the perfect girlfriend, just through with it. Then if…” — Sheila Heti",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 40,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "I see a big ass recession coming soon... You may preserve your job for few more years but don´t panic, there will always be blow jobs out there.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "JG"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jg/i-see-a-big-ass-recession-coming-soon-you-may-preserve-your-job-for/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7ca/jg-73453_blow-job_i-see-a-big-ass-recession-coming-soon-yo_421520.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7ca/jg-73453_blow-job_i-see-a-big-ass-recession-coming-soon-yo_421520.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7ca/jg-73453_blow-job_i-see-a-big-ass-recession-coming-soon-yo_421520.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“I see a big ass recession coming soon... You may preserve your job for few more years but don´t panic, there…” — JG",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                }
            ]
        },
        {
            "@type": "CollectionPage",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/blow-jobs/#webpage",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/blow-jobs/",
            "name": "Blow Jobs Quotes",
            "isPartOf": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website"
            },
            "mainEntity": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/blow-jobs/#itemlist"
            },
            "primaryImageOfPage": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/37a/meg-cabot-460_blow_while-toasting-to-blow-jobs-we-want-back_1651406.png"
            },
            "description": "Browse 44 Blow Jobs quotes by 38 authors. Discover the best Blow Jobs sayings and thoughts.",
            "breadcrumb": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/blow-jobs/#breadcrumb"
            }
        },
        {
            "@type": "BreadcrumbList",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/blow-jobs/#breadcrumb",
            "itemListElement": [
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 1,
                    "name": "Home",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 2,
                    "name": "Quotes",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 3,
                    "name": "Topics",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/categories/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 4,
                    "name": "Blow Jobs Quotes",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/blow-jobs/"
                }
            ]
        },
        {
            "@type": "WebSite",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website",
            "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/",
            "publisher": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
            }
        },
        {
            "@type": "Organization",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization",
            "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/",
            "logo": {
                "@type": "ImageObject",
                "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/themes/sq/assets/icons/icon-512.png",
                "width": 512,
                "height": 512
            }
        }
    ]
}
```