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> [“I swear, Santiago! You are an idiot!" "I'm only trying to help you along. The guy is all over you and you need to let him know your're interested before some other biker slut, such as yourself, snaps him up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/i-swear-santiago-you-are-an-idiot-i-m-only-trying-to-help-you-along/)

[Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/)

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## More by Shelly Laurenston

> [“if I were you, I wouldn’t try and track her down.” “Why not?” “Because when it comes to Dee, you’re better off not knowing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/if-i-were-you-i-wouldn-t-try-and-track-her-down-why-not-because-when/)

[Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/)

> [“She sighed as if she’d realized the worst thing imaginable. “We’re going to be together and in love forever, aren’t we?”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/she-sighed-as-if-she-d-realized-the-worst-thing-imaginable-we-re/)

[Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/)

> [“It’s just taking some getting used to. The snarling, the hissing, the purring. Then I have to deal with it from the baby….” “Ha,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/it-s-just-taking-some-getting-used-to-the-snarling-the-hissing-the/)

[Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/)

> [“I have iced tea, dear. Or beer?” “Maybe a saucer of milk?” Gwen and Alla looked over at Lock and he immediately pointed at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/i-have-iced-tea-dear-or-beer-maybe-a-saucer-of-milk-gwen-and-alla/)

[Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/)

> [“Explain to me again how matricide is illegal in some states,” Sissy growled from behind him as he pulled her toward the enormous staircase.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/explain-to-me-again-how-matricide-is-illegal-in-some-states-sissy/)

[Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/)

> [“I hate her.” “Yes. I know. In fact, I think the entire universe knows.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/i-hate-her-yes-i-know-in-fact-i-think-the-entire-universe-knows/)

[Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/)

> [“Are you afraid?" Volker questioned while sitting at the table and getting comfortable. "No. But I have incredible luck with dice and I am…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/are-you-afraid-volker-questioned-while-sitting-at-the-table-and/)

[Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/)

> [“The full tigers watched him silently. All females. Thankfully. He would be less than happy if he had to take on some territorial male.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/the-full-tigers-watched-him-silently-all-females-thankfully-he-would/)

[Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/)

> [“Mitch opened his eyes, closed them, and then opened them wide. “There are big breasts in my face,” he announced to anyone who would…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/mitch-opened-his-eyes-closed-them-and-then-opened-them-wide-there-are/)

[Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/)

> [“I’m okay,” he reassured her before he could say something stupid. Like “marry me.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/i-m-okay-he-reassured-her-before-he-could-say-something-stupid-like/)

[Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/)

> [“Miki held up a tennis ball, looked at Sara’s new Pack, and tossed it out into the forest away from the ongoing rave. They…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/miki-held-up-a-tennis-ball-looked-at-sara-s-new-pack-and-tossed-it/)

[Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/)

> [“She still sighed out her answer, though. “Fine. I’ll go.” “Now, darlin’. I know I’m pulling you away from playing grab ass with my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/she-still-sighed-out-her-answer-though-fine-i-ll-go-now-darlin-i-know/)

[Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/)

> [“Smith shrugged and came over to Cella and Crush. Another shifter, a black bear, waited to lead them out, the security cameras conveniently and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/smith-shrugged-and-came-over-to-cella-and-crush-another-shifter-a/)

[Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/)

> [“Reaching out, Lock snagged Blayne by the forearm and pulled her back. “When this is over, she still better love me.” “Don’t worry about…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/reaching-out-lock-snagged-blayne-by-the-forearm-and-pulled-her-back/)

[Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/)

> [“Really, Mitch Shaw had absolutely no shame. Sissy knew this when he walked into the Lewis Sisters’ Pie Shop and dropped to his knees…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/shelly-laurenston/really-mitch-shaw-had-absolutely-no-shame-sissy-knew-this-when-he/)

[Shelly Laurenston](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/shelly-laurenston/)

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