--- title: "1 Blondes Quotes By MaryJanice Davidson" description: "1 Blondes quotes by MaryJanice Davidson. Plus more from MaryJanice Davidson and more Blondes sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/133/maryjanice-davidson-4231_blondes_how-s-your-grandpa-still-worried-that-yo_602221.png" --- > [“How's your grandpa?" "Still worried that your blackness will infect me." "That's the plan. First you, then all the other blondes, and then on to brunettes and redheads. Once we have the womenfolk, all the babies will come out black,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/how-s-your-grandpa-still-worried-that-your-blackness-will-infect-me/) [MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/133/maryjanice-davidson-4231_blondes_how-s-your-grandpa-still-worried-that-yo_602221.png) ## Other authors on Blondes - [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b006/author-candace-bushnell-20769.jpg) Candace Bushnell 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/blondes/candace-bushnell/) ## More by MaryJanice Davidson > [“…and who are you, anyway?" "I'm Tina.” "Thank goodness!” I said so loudly she stepped back. "No silly-ass overdone names for you, m'girl.” "It's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/and-who-are-you-anyway-i-m-tina-thank-goodness-i-said-so-loudly-she/) [MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/) > [“I mean, not that I killed her just to get the car, or anything.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/i-mean-not-that-i-killed-her-just-to-get-the-car-or-anything/) [MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/) > [“Have you lost your teeny tiny mind, you too-tall, too-skinny, too-crazy jerk?” “Oh, look who’s talking, Miss Let’s Blunder Around the Time Stream and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/have-you-lost-your-teeny-tiny-mind-you-too-tall-too-skinny-too-crazy/) [MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/) > [“I'm the wife of a king, and the mother of kings. And I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. So fuck off, Jack.- Queen…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/i-m-the-wife-of-a-king-and-the-mother-of-kings-and-i-m-not-asking-you/) [MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/) > [All writers are crazy. So never mind what the editors and your family and your critique group tells you. Submit your manuscripts and keep…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/all-writers-are-crazy-so-never-mind-what-the-editors-and-your-family/) [MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/) > [Back off, boys. You don't want to mess with an out-of-work secretary. We're real testy.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/back-off-boys-you-don-t-want-to-mess-with-an-out-of-work-secretary-we/) [MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/) > [“A grumpy vampire is a homicidal vampire. Hungry ones were even worse.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/a-grumpy-vampire-is-a-homicidal-vampire-hungry-ones-were-even-worse/) [MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/) > [“Getting gratitude is becoming a thing with you, but even so, you're the worst Antichrist ever," Jessica said. "Which is actually comforting. Stay close.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/getting-gratitude-is-becoming-a-thing-with-you-but-even-so-you-re-the/) [MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/) > [“Then she (Queen Christina) stood with the Prince and grinned like a monkey and waved like a fucked-up prom queen while about a thousand…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/then-she-queen-christina-stood-with-the-prince-and-grinned-like-a/) [MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/) > [“George paid for college by working for Cutco. Cutco is a company that makes and sells knives. Their salespeople go door-to-door. George Pinkman talked…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/george-paid-for-college-by-working-for-cutco-cutco-is-a-company-that/) [MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/) > [Never let your fiend off his leash unless there's lots of room to run (and no people around).](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/never-let-your-fiend-off-his-leash-unless-there-s-lots-of-room-to-run/) [MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/) > [“It's Privacy, Please, for the Penguins.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/it-s-privacy-please-for-the-penguins/) [MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/) > [“Getting back to the issue of the child," Tina said, harshing our buzz as visual, "I really think you should reconsider. He—" The phone…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/getting-back-to-the-issue-of-the-child-tina-said-harshing-our-buzz-as/) [MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/) > [“Fred coughed, which caused Sam and Ellie to look over at her. “Hey, Ellie. Watch this.” Mentally apologizing to her oldest friend, Fred seized…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/fred-coughed-which-caused-sam-and-ellie-to-look-over-at-her-hey-ellie/) [MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/) > [We have souls. Sure we do. Otherwise we'd do bad things all the time. You know, like politicians.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/maryjanice-davidson/we-have-souls-sure-we-do-otherwise-we-d-do-bad-things-all-the-time/) [MaryJanice Davidson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/maryjanice-davidson/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/blondes/maryjanice-davidson/#itemlist", "name": "1 Blondes Quotes By MaryJanice Davidson", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“How's your grandpa?\" \"Still worried that your blackness will infect me.\" \"That's the plan. First you, then all the other blondes, and then on to brunettes and redheads. Once we have the womenfolk, all the babies will come out black, too. 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