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> [Believe me, blond hair can take you really far, especially with the older men. It can really distract from the face. I am convinced I could have had sex with both Tony Bennett and John McCain if we weren't each…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-poehler/believe-me-blond-hair-can-take-you-really-far-especially-with-the/)

[Amy Poehler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-poehler/)

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## More by Amy Poehler

> [When youre a stay-at-home mother you have to pretend its really boring, but its not. Its enriching and fulfilling, and an amazing experience. And…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-poehler/when-youre-a-stay-at-home-mother-you-have-to-pretend-its-really/)

[Amy Poehler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-poehler/)

> [I hope and assume that every good comedy writer, no matter the age, has a moment where they discover how great Cheers is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-poehler/i-hope-and-assume-that-every-good-comedy-writer-no-matter-the-age-has/)

[Amy Poehler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-poehler/)

> [I also think if you're an actor and you can improvise, when you go on an audition and you can improvise you're just a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-poehler/i-also-think-if-you-re-an-actor-and-you-can-improvise-when-you-go-on/)

[Amy Poehler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-poehler/)

> [It seems a strange thing, but once I was able to get past that kind of self-image problem, I was able to open up…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-poehler/it-seems-a-strange-thing-but-once-i-was-able-to-get-past-that-kind-of/)

[Amy Poehler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-poehler/)

> [Sleep can completely change your entire outlook on life. One good night's sleep can help you realize that you shouldn't break up with someone,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-poehler/sleep-can-completely-change-your-entire-outlook-on-life-one-good/)

[Amy Poehler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-poehler/)

> [Career is the stringing together of opportunities and jobs. Mix in public opinion and past regrets. Add a dash of future panic and a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-poehler/career-is-the-stringing-together-of-opportunities-and-jobs-mix-in/)

[Amy Poehler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-poehler/)

> [As you navigate through the rest of your life, be open to collaboration. Other people and other people's ideas are often better than your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-poehler/as-you-navigate-through-the-rest-of-your-life-be-open-to/)

[Amy Poehler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-poehler/)

> [I like hard work and I don’t like pretending things are perfect.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-poehler/i-like-hard-work-and-i-don-t-like-pretending-things-are-perfect/)

[Amy Poehler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-poehler/)

> [The pressure of 'what are you going to do?' makes everyone feel like they haven't done anything yet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-poehler/the-pressure-of-what-are-you-going-to-do-makes-everyone-feel-like/)

[Amy Poehler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-poehler/)

> [I ate two waffles, a banana and cereal with blueberries. And that whas between my two breakfasts.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-poehler/i-ate-two-waffles-a-banana-and-cereal-with-blueberries-and-that-whas/)

[Amy Poehler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-poehler/)

> [ “\[On getting older\]: You can witness young people embarrassing themselves and get a thrill--that it's not you. You can watch them throw around their… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-poehler/on-getting-older-you-can-witness-young-people-embarrassing-themselves/)

[Amy Poehler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-poehler/)

> [Too often we women try to tackle chaos that is not ours to fix.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-poehler/too-often-we-women-try-to-tackle-chaos-that-is-not-ours-to-fix/)

[Amy Poehler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-poehler/)

> [Try to keep your mind open to possibilities and your mouth closed on matters that you don't know about. Limit your 'always' and your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-poehler/try-to-keep-your-mind-open-to-possibilities-and-your-mouth-closed-on/)

[Amy Poehler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-poehler/)

> [All we do is watch The Wire and go out to dinner with our friends. I wish I could tell you that we had…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-poehler/all-we-do-is-watch-the-wire-and-go-out-to-dinner-with-our-friends-i/)

[Amy Poehler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-poehler/)

> [I have these meetings with really powerful men and they ask me all the time, 'Where are your kids? Are your kids here?' It's such…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/amy-poehler/i-have-these-meetings-with-really-powerful-men-and-they-ask-me-all/)

[Amy Poehler](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/amy-poehler/)

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