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> [This bloke was so pissed, he thought his vomit had come to life!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/russell-howard/this-bloke-was-so-pissed-he-thought-his-vomit-had-come-to-life/)

[Russell Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/russell-howard/)

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## Other authors on Blokes

## More by Russell Howard

> [I'm trying to write a film with my friend. I'd love to get the thrill of speaking actors making my work even funnier.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/russell-howard/i-m-trying-to-write-a-film-with-my-friend-i-d-love-to-get-the-thrill/)

[Russell Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/russell-howard/)

> [When you're three, you're into custard, and jumping.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/russell-howard/when-you-re-three-you-re-into-custard-and-jumping/)

[Russell Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/russell-howard/)

> [I always found it strange, when I went round to other people's houses for tea and that, how strict their parents were.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/russell-howard/i-always-found-it-strange-when-i-went-round-to-other-people-s-houses/)

[Russell Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/russell-howard/)

> [Mum's side of the family are daft, beautiful and brilliant.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/russell-howard/mum-s-side-of-the-family-are-daft-beautiful-and-brilliant/)

[Russell Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/russell-howard/)

> [I'm a bit of a Luddite.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/russell-howard/i-m-a-bit-of-a-luddite/)

[Russell Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/russell-howard/)

> [Death by rats would be the worst.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/russell-howard/death-by-rats-would-be-the-worst/)

[Russell Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/russell-howard/)

> [It's a bit of a cliche but throughout London, even in places like Notting Hill, you'll see utter luxury alongside council flats - it…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/russell-howard/it-s-a-bit-of-a-cliche-but-throughout-london-even-in-places-like/)

[Russell Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/russell-howard/)

> [The British Museum is great for seeing how excellent we were at stealing things.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/russell-howard/the-british-museum-is-great-for-seeing-how-excellent-we-were-at/)

[Russell Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/russell-howard/)

> [If I was to get into Twitter I'd expose myself to people who adore me or people who absolutely hated me. Neither of those…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/russell-howard/if-i-was-to-get-into-twitter-i-d-expose-myself-to-people-who-adore-me/)

[Russell Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/russell-howard/)

> [There's a club called Headliners in Chiswick where I do a lot of my warmups for tours. For me it's a nice 'big-small' room:…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/russell-howard/there-s-a-club-called-headliners-in-chiswick-where-i-do-a-lot-of-my/)

[Russell Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/russell-howard/)

> [Mumbai was magical, which I was really surprised by, and I got an insight into the world of Bollywood while hanging out with some…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/russell-howard/mumbai-was-magical-which-i-was-really-surprised-by-and-i-got-an/)

[Russell Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/russell-howard/)

> [It's just a joy travelling with your job. You get to wander around these interesting cities and then things happen or you observe things…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/russell-howard/it-s-just-a-joy-travelling-with-your-job-you-get-to-wander-around/)

[Russell Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/russell-howard/)

> [This bloke was so pissed, he thought his vomit had come to life!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/russell-howard/this-bloke-was-so-pissed-he-thought-his-vomit-had-come-to-life/)

[Russell Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/russell-howard/)

> [I've reached the age of 32 with little wisdom, I'm afraid. It's tragic. I still have to turn to my mum and dad for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/russell-howard/i-ve-reached-the-age-of-32-with-little-wisdom-i-m-afraid-it-s-tragic/)

[Russell Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/russell-howard/)

> [I would just like to be remembered.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/russell-howard/i-would-just-like-to-be-remembered/)

[Russell Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/russell-howard/)

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