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title: "116 Blokes Quotes by 96 authors"
description: "Browse 116 Blokes quotes by 96 authors. Discover the best Blokes sayings and thoughts."
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> [We're like regular blokes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/guy-manuel-de-homem-christo/we-re-like-regular-blokes/)

[Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/guy-manuel-de-homem-christo/)

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> [Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-vegas/baldness-is-visually-enough-of-a-stigma-as-it-is-without-a-big-sweaty/)

[Johnny Vegas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-vegas/)

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> [Australia has always encouraged the little bloke to have a go, the Aussie battler to get up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-forrest/australia-has-always-encouraged-the-little-bloke-to-have-a-go-the/)

[Andrew Forrest](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-forrest/)

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> [Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kathy-lette/basically-it-s-just-a-whole-bunch-of-blokes-standing-around/)

[Kathy Lette](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kathy-lette/)

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> [This bloke was so pissed, he thought his vomit had come to life!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/russell-howard/this-bloke-was-so-pissed-he-thought-his-vomit-had-come-to-life/)

[Russell Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/russell-howard/)

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> [In fact, in Europe, I'm more kind of this bloke what writes lots of stuff.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-bowie/in-fact-in-europe-i-m-more-kind-of-this-bloke-what-writes-lots-of/)

[David Bowie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-bowie/)

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> [We never thought of ourselves as a girl band. We dressed like blokes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/keren-woodward/we-never-thought-of-ourselves-as-a-girl-band-we-dressed-like-blokes/)

[Keren Woodward](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/keren-woodward/)

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> [I don't find offensive that I'm being labelled a babe by blokes. I'm absolutely flattered.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kirsty-gallacher/i-don-t-find-offensive-that-i-m-being-labelled-a-babe-by-blokes-i-m/)

[Kirsty Gallacher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kirsty-gallacher/)

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> [I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eddie-izzard/i-am-a-professional-transvestite-so-i-can-run-about-in-heels-and-not/)

[Eddie Izzard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eddie-izzard/)

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> [They put up this bloke's picture on Crimewatch UK with a phone number and said 'Have you seen this man?' Well my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jasper-carrott/they-put-up-this-bloke-s-picture-on-crimewatch-uk-with-a-phone-number/)

[Jasper Carrott](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jasper-carrott/)

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> [People often ask why comedy is harder for women, and the reason is because a tampon will sometimes fall out when you're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jenny-eclair/people-often-ask-why-comedy-is-harder-for-women-and-the-reason-is/)

[Jenny Eclair](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jenny-eclair/)

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> [“I am going to become a writer for Cosmo—you don’t have to make any sense at all. Or maybe I’ll be a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/louise-rennison/i-am-going-to-become-a-writer-for-cosmo-you-don-t-have-to-make-any/)

[Louise Rennison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/louise-rennison/)

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> [One day he (Einstein) said that the only mechanical force more powerful than steam, electricity and atomic energy is will. That Albert…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jose-mourinho/one-day-he-einstein-said-that-the-only-mechanical-force-more-powerful/)

[Jose Mourinho](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jose-mourinho/)

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> [I'm a tidy sort of bloke. I don't like chaos. I kept records in the record rack, tea in the tea caddy,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/george-harrison/i-m-a-tidy-sort-of-bloke-i-don-t-like-chaos-i-kept-records-in-the/)

[George Harrison](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/george-harrison/)

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> [I'd rather be the bloke laughing at other people. I don't need to make people laugh. I surround myself with funny people.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jennifer-garner/i-d-rather-be-the-bloke-laughing-at-other-people-i-don-t-need-to-make/)

[Jennifer Garner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jennifer-garner/)

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> [Why is there always one bloke in these boy bands who looks like he came to fix the boiler and somehow got…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/john-connolly/why-is-there-always-one-bloke-in-these-boy-bands-who-looks-like-he/)

[John Connolly](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/john-connolly/)

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> [The problem is a lot of people don't think. The general bloke just goes through life, gets a job, gets married and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-simonon/the-problem-is-a-lot-of-people-don-t-think-the-general-bloke-just/)

[Paul Simonon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-simonon/)

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> [I'm not saying Christopher Pyne and all them are my enemies, they're great blokes, shouted me a few beers a couple of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/yitzhak-rabin/i-m-not-saying-christopher-pyne-and-all-them-are-my-enemies-they-re/)

[Yitzhak Rabin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/yitzhak-rabin/)

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> [Where I live if someone gives you a hug it's from the heart. I've had these blokes in Hollywood hug me trying…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-irwin/where-i-live-if-someone-gives-you-a-hug-it-s-from-the-heart-i-ve-had/)

[Steve Irwin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-irwin/)

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> [Beer has long been the prime lubricant in our social intercourse and the sacred throat-anointing fluid that accompanies the ritual of mateship.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rennie-ellis/beer-has-long-been-the-prime-lubricant-in-our-social-intercourse-and/)

[Rennie Ellis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rennie-ellis/)

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> [All of this is happening because there has still been no reckoning post the financial crisis. So governments have fallen, one bloke…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alastair-campbell/all-of-this-is-happening-because-there-has-still-been-no-reckoning/)

[Alastair Campbell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alastair-campbell/)

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> [Push yourself. Don’t settle. Wear those stripy legs with pride. And if you insist on settling down with some ridiculous bloke, make…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jojo-moyes/push-yourself-don-t-settle-wear-those-stripy-legs-with-pride-and-if/)

[Jojo Moyes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jojo-moyes/)

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> [What intrigues me is that there are funny people in the real East End. It's famous for it. There'd be blokes dressing…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-jason/what-intrigues-me-is-that-there-are-funny-people-in-the-real-east-end/)

[David Jason](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-jason/)

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> [Pete Ham in the group was a very good writer. He wrote the Nilsson song "Without You", which is a seriously good…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/paul-mccartney/pete-ham-in-the-group-was-a-very-good-writer-he-wrote-the-nilsson/)

[Paul McCartney](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/paul-mccartney/)

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> [When I first became famous in the United Kingdom it was helpful because it meant there wasn't a spite of 'this bloke's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/russell-brand/when-i-first-became-famous-in-the-united-kingdom-it-was-helpful/)

[Russell Brand](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/russell-brand/)

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> [We were very - we were a working family, and my father had this very simple philosophy, simple working class approach. If…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/warren-mundine/we-were-very-we-were-a-working-family-and-my-father-had-this-very/)

[Warren Mundine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/warren-mundine/)

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> [Across all Cinderella versions it was clear that the 21st century was not very much in evidence, particularly in the character of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kenneth-branagh/across-all-cinderella-versions-it-was-clear-that-the-21st-century-was/)

[Kenneth Branagh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kenneth-branagh/)

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> [Ask any Ferrari, Porsche or Ray-Ban salesperson about their average customer and you will very likely hear that he is not, as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-hammond/ask-any-ferrari-porsche-or-ray-ban-salesperson-about-their-average/)

[Richard Hammond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-hammond/)

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> [ \[ Rajiv Gandhi\] was very reflective and rueful and regretful about the fact that his children's education...He wanted them to get educated… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-hawke/rajiv-gandhi-was-very-reflective-and-rueful-and-regretful-about-the/)

[Bob Hawke](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-hawke/)

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> [The thing is that I am a member of that sad, ever-dwindling minority... the child of an unbroken home. I have carried…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/martin-amis/the-thing-is-that-i-am-a-member-of-that-sad-ever-dwindling-minority/)

[Martin Amis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/martin-amis/)

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> [I never had any desire to be famous. I find people who do really sad. I genuinely feel sorry for them because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/steve-coogan/i-never-had-any-desire-to-be-famous-i-find-people-who-do-really-sad-i/)

[Steve Coogan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/steve-coogan/)

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> [I was one of four blokes that done drama at my school.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ant-mcpartlin/i-was-one-of-four-blokes-that-done-drama-at-my-school/)

[Ant McPartlin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ant-mcpartlin/)

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> [The husk could be some useless bloke or losing myself and changing my DNA with bottomless grief.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/beth-orton/the-husk-could-be-some-useless-bloke-or-losing-myself-and-changing-my/)

[Beth Orton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/beth-orton/)

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> [Once you don't smile on film, they say, 'Let's have that bloke who doesn't smile.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-armitage/once-you-don-t-smile-on-film-they-say-let-s-have-that-bloke-who-doesn/)

[Richard Armitage](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-armitage/)

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> [Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bill-bailey/three-blokes-go-into-a-pub-something-happens-the-outcome-was-hilarious/)

[Bill Bailey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bill-bailey/)

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> [Look, I've always been a confident bloke. I'm grateful to my mother for that.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bryan-brown/look-i-ve-always-been-a-confident-bloke-i-m-grateful-to-my-mother-for/)

[Bryan Brown](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bryan-brown/)

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> [If this bloke's a Test match bowler, then my backside is a fire engine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-lloyd/if-this-bloke-s-a-test-match-bowler-then-my-backside-is-a-fire-engine/)

[David Lloyd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-lloyd/)

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> [Ive worked really physically hard, and I was never afraid of working hard as younger bloke.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matthew-nable/ive-worked-really-physically-hard-and-i-was-never-afraid-of-working/)

[Matthew Nable](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matthew-nable/)

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> [The problem wiv some blokes is that wen they ain't drunk, they're sober.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/william-butler-yeats/the-problem-wiv-some-blokes-is-that-wen-they-ain-t-drunk-they-re-sober/)

[William Butler Yeats](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/william-butler-yeats/)

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> [Delivering the State of the Union? That bloke couldn't deliver pizza.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/clive-james/delivering-the-state-of-the-union-that-bloke-couldn-t-deliver-pizza/)

[Clive James](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/clive-james/)

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## Top authors on Blokes

- [ ![](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/uploads/sms4s/authors/processed/b023/author-tim-vine-90961.jpg) Tim Vine 5 quotes ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/blokes/tim-vine/)

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