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title: "61 Bloke Quotes by 57 authors"
description: "Browse 61 Bloke quotes by 57 authors. Discover the best Bloke sayings and thoughts."
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> [The bloke didnt even notice it took the picture ahaha](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/taylor-marie/the-bloke-didnt-even-notice-it-took-the-picture-ahaha/)

[Taylor Marie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/taylor-marie/)

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> [I'm the bald fat bloke off 'MasterChef.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gregg-wallace/i-m-the-bald-fat-bloke-off-masterchef/)

[Gregg Wallace](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gregg-wallace/)

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> [A bloke like Kyle Sandilands, he's never boring.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anh-do/a-bloke-like-kyle-sandilands-he-s-never-boring/)

[Anh Do](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anh-do/)

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> [I've always been a slightly edgy and nervous bloke.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lee-evans/i-ve-always-been-a-slightly-edgy-and-nervous-bloke/)

[Lee Evans](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lee-evans/)

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> ['Normal bloke' is my style.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-may/normal-bloke-is-my-style/)

[James May](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-may/)

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> [I'm not a sad bloke. I'm an optimist.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jonathan-woodgate/i-m-not-a-sad-bloke-i-m-an-optimist/)

[Jonathan Woodgate](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jonathan-woodgate/)

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> [Australia has always encouraged the little bloke to have a go, the Aussie battler to get up.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-forrest/australia-has-always-encouraged-the-little-bloke-to-have-a-go-the/)

[Andrew Forrest](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-forrest/)

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> [Oh come off it. You're the most anomalous bloke I've ever met.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/donna-noble/oh-come-off-it-you-re-the-most-anomalous-bloke-i-ve-ever-met/)

[Donna Noble](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/donna-noble/)

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> [I hear it all the time in the street: 'It's the crisp bloke.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/gary-lineker/i-hear-it-all-the-time-in-the-street-it-s-the-crisp-bloke/)

[Gary Lineker](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/gary-lineker/)

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> [“Thank bloody Christ this is the right bloke. Wicked difficult getting the sod.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeaniene-frost/thank-bloody-christ-this-is-the-right-bloke-wicked-difficult-getting/)

[Jeaniene Frost](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeaniene-frost/)

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> [People often ask what I think of Michael McIntyre. I think he's funny. He's a nice bloke.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/peter-kay/people-often-ask-what-i-think-of-michael-mcintyre-i-think-he-s-funny/)

[Peter Kay](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/peter-kay/)

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> [Anyone who knows me will say I'm the most normal bloke you'll ever meet.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rylan-clark-neal/anyone-who-knows-me-will-say-i-m-the-most-normal-bloke-you-ll-ever/)

[Rylan Clark-Neal](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rylan-clark-neal/)

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> [It's a real bloke thing, not talking to people because it's not manly to get help.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jimmy-barnes/it-s-a-real-bloke-thing-not-talking-to-people-because-it-s-not-manly/)

[Jimmy Barnes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jimmy-barnes/)

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> [I just want to be a normal lad and not known as 'that bloke off the telly.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelvin-fletcher/i-just-want-to-be-a-normal-lad-and-not-known-as-that-bloke-off-the/)

[Kelvin Fletcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelvin-fletcher/)

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> [If I was fat and had a strong regional accent and was a bloke, I'd be a stand-up. Because I think I'm…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/katie-hopkins/if-i-was-fat-and-had-a-strong-regional-accent-and-was-a-bloke-i-d-be/)

[Katie Hopkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/katie-hopkins/)

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> [One of the reasons why I don't leave Northampton is that the people don't treat me like a celebrity. I've been here…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/alan-moore/one-of-the-reasons-why-i-don-t-leave-northampton-is-that-the-people/)

[Alan Moore](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/alan-moore/)

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> [I have known Phil Neville personally for 25 years, since I was in the Class of 92 at Manchester United with his…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robbie-savage/i-have-known-phil-neville-personally-for-25-years-since-i-was-in-the/)

[Robbie Savage](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robbie-savage/)

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> [I can't explain my popularity. I suppose I'm just an ordinary bloke, and a lot of people see a little bit of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eddie-the-eagle/i-can-t-explain-my-popularity-i-suppose-i-m-just-an-ordinary-bloke/)

[Eddie the Eagle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eddie-the-eagle/)

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> [You always hear people saying, 'I hope I'm not turning into my dad', but I'd be honoured if I became half as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/johnny-vegas/you-always-hear-people-saying-i-hope-i-m-not-turning-into-my-dad-but/)

[Johnny Vegas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/johnny-vegas/)

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> [It's dead flattering, isn't it? I have got a big gay following. I actually find it more flattering when a bloke comes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kelvin-fletcher/it-s-dead-flattering-isn-t-it-i-have-got-a-big-gay-following-i/)

[Kelvin Fletcher](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kelvin-fletcher/)

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> [“I was there that first night her called you. I've seen how he looked at you in pictures. Any bloke with a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephanie-perkins/i-was-there-that-first-night-her-called-you-i-ve-seen-how-he-looked/)

[Stephanie Perkins](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephanie-perkins/)

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> [You want to be appreciated for all your work as opposed to one performance, but I'll always be 'that bloke from 'Lock,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-moran/you-want-to-be-appreciated-for-all-your-work-as-opposed-to-one/)

[Nick Moran](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-moran/)

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> [I do revel slightly in the fact that I am what I am - an English, middle-class, public-school-educated bloke. There is a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elliot-cowan/i-do-revel-slightly-in-the-fact-that-i-am-what-i-am-an-english-middle/)

[Elliot Cowan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/elliot-cowan/)

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> [I have met Jackie Chan about 6 times up 'til now... and even though many people think we are natural enemies, I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jet-li/i-have-met-jackie-chan-about-6-times-up-til-now-and-even-though-many/)

[Jet Li](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jet-li/)

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> [By the time I was 25 or 26, I would have earned a million, but if you looked in the bank account,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-bristow/by-the-time-i-was-25-or-26-i-would-have-earned-a-million-but-if-you/)

[Eric Bristow](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-bristow/)

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> [“If ever there was a bloke at the very mention of whose name it would be excusable for people to tremble like…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/p-g-wodehouse/if-ever-there-was-a-bloke-at-the-very-mention-of-whose-name-it-would/)

[P.G. Wodehouse](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/p-g-wodehouse/)

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> [“It’s upsetting when the nice bloke you really like turns out to be a complete, lying, two-timing bastard. But it’s nearly as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/marian-keyes/it-s-upsetting-when-the-nice-bloke-you-really-like-turns-out-to-be-a/)

[Marian Keyes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/marian-keyes/)

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> [Some bloke came up to me in Tesco a couple of years ago at 11:30 pm and said: 'Excuse me, would you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-griffiths/some-bloke-came-up-to-me-in-tesco-a-couple-of-years-ago-at-11-30-pm/)

[Richard Griffiths](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-griffiths/)

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> [I don't go around thinking I'm attractive or not attractive. It has never occurred to me. People don't think like that where…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/melvyn-bragg/i-don-t-go-around-thinking-i-m-attractive-or-not-attractive-it-has/)

[Melvyn Bragg](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/melvyn-bragg/)

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> [The interesting thing about Hain is that he's not a very interesting character. He's not fabulously clever. He's not a great policeman.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/robbie-coltraine/the-interesting-thing-about-hain-is-that-he-s-not-a-very-interesting/)

[Robbie Coltraine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/robbie-coltraine/)

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> [Ask any Ferrari, Porsche or Ray-Ban salesperson about their average customer and you will very likely hear that he is not, as…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-hammond/ask-any-ferrari-porsche-or-ray-ban-salesperson-about-their-average/)

[Richard Hammond](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-hammond/)

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> [I've been brewing my own beer with this ex-army bloke.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bob-mortimer/i-ve-been-brewing-my-own-beer-with-this-ex-army-bloke/)

[Bob Mortimer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/bob-mortimer/)

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> [Once you don't smile on film, they say, 'Let's have that bloke who doesn't smile.'](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/richard-armitage/once-you-don-t-smile-on-film-they-say-let-s-have-that-bloke-who-doesn/)

[Richard Armitage](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/richard-armitage/)

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> [I do pool exercises, like weightlifting but underwater. I walk, I swim... I'm pretty fit for an old bloke.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/eric-idle/i-do-pool-exercises-like-weightlifting-but-underwater-i-walk-i-swim-i/)

[Eric Idle](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/eric-idle/)

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> [ “\[he\] had become the bloke in the joke: the last man on earth” ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/zadie-smith/he-had-become-the-bloke-in-the-joke-the-last-man-on-earth/)

[Zadie Smith](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/zadie-smith/)

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> [If this bloke's a Test match bowler, then my backside is a fire engine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/david-lloyd/if-this-bloke-s-a-test-match-bowler-then-my-backside-is-a-fire-engine/)

[David Lloyd](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/david-lloyd/)

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> [There's some things that are so transcendent that it doesn't feel like, you know, a bloke can own it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matty-healy/there-s-some-things-that-are-so-transcendent-that-it-doesn-t-feel/)

[Matty Healy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matty-healy/)

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> [I've worked really physically hard, and I was never afraid of working hard as younger bloke.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/matthew-nable/i-ve-worked-really-physically-hard-and-i-was-never-afraid-of-working/)

[Matthew Nable](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/matthew-nable/)

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> [Richard Hammond is a reasonably fit bloke who looks after himself. Me and Jeremy aren't.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/james-may/richard-hammond-is-a-reasonably-fit-bloke-who-looks-after-himself-me/)

[James May](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/james-may/)

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> [I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tim-vine/i-saw-this-bloke-chatting-up-a-cheetah-he-was-trying-to-pull-a-fast/)

[Tim Vine](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tim-vine/)

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