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> [A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tommy-cooper/a-blind-bloke-walks-into-a-shop-with-a-guide-dog-he-picks-the-dog-up/)

[Tommy Cooper](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tommy-cooper/)

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