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> [It would be nice if people said, God bless you not just when you sneezed but also when you farted.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/demetri-martin/it-would-be-nice-if-people-said-god-bless-you-not-just-when-you/)

[Demetri Martin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/demetri-martin/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/206/demetri-martin-511_being-nice_it-would-be-nice-if-people-said-god-bles_1057733.jpg)

> [I pray and listen to music on the way to the stadium. I also bless myself just before kick-off.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/roberto-firmino/i-pray-and-listen-to-music-on-the-way-to-the-stadium-i-also-bless/)

[Roberto Firmino](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/roberto-firmino/)

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