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> [I obsess and fantasize about whatever attractive men may be on the flight. Though these days the pickings are lean. No one flies regularly anymore but fugly, bland businessmen, and hideous families with no-neck monsters for children.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vaginal-davis/i-obsess-and-fantasize-about-whatever-attractive-men-may-be-on-the/)

[Vaginal Davis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vaginal-davis/)

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## More by Vaginal Davis

> [Paris is my favorite city in the world. The men are so beyond gorgeous, especially the humpy Arab men. But I could never live…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vaginal-davis/paris-is-my-favorite-city-in-the-world-the-men-are-so-beyond-gorgeous/)

[Vaginal Davis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vaginal-davis/)

> [Only Los Angeles could produce a creature such as myself. New York is a boutique city. You have to be wealthy and of privilege…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vaginal-davis/only-los-angeles-could-produce-a-creature-such-as-myself-new-york-is/)

[Vaginal Davis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vaginal-davis/)

> [When it comes to performance art, I am more interested in the failures then the so-called successes. I have never cared for entertaining anyone.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vaginal-davis/when-it-comes-to-performance-art-i-am-more-interested-in-the-failures/)

[Vaginal Davis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vaginal-davis/)

> [I am not a sentimental or superstitious person, so I don't have any pre-performance rituals. I am a very practical woman. After a performance…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vaginal-davis/i-am-not-a-sentimental-or-superstitious-person-so-i-don-t-have-any/)

[Vaginal Davis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vaginal-davis/)

> [The best performance advice I have ever been given was to "Know where your light is, onstage."](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vaginal-davis/the-best-performance-advice-i-have-ever-been-given-was-to-know-where/)

[Vaginal Davis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vaginal-davis/)

> [My performances may have elements that some may find entertaining, but that's not my main purpose.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vaginal-davis/my-performances-may-have-elements-that-some-may-find-entertaining-but/)

[Vaginal Davis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vaginal-davis/)

> [I obsess and fantasize about whatever attractive men may be on the flight. Though these days the pickings are lean. No one flies regularly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vaginal-davis/i-obsess-and-fantasize-about-whatever-attractive-men-may-be-on-the/)

[Vaginal Davis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vaginal-davis/)

> [I have never lived in New York City, but a lot of people think that I am a New Yorker, because I was embraced…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vaginal-davis/i-have-never-lived-in-new-york-city-but-a-lot-of-people-think-that-i/)

[Vaginal Davis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vaginal-davis/)

> [I have always hated flying. I mainly pass the time writing letters. I am very old school and I still keep many correspondences the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/vaginal-davis/i-have-always-hated-flying-i-mainly-pass-the-time-writing-letters-i/)

[Vaginal Davis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/vaginal-davis/)

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