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title: "2 Bland Quotes By Jeremy Clarkson"
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> [I mean its a weekly occurrence that somebody will complain that Top Gear was on last night - and you just sit back and wait for the complaints. But if you start to pay attention to everyones concerns, you end…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/i-mean-its-a-weekly-occurrence-that-somebody-will-complain-that-top/)

[Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/)

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> [Why is the forecast so bland? Why instead of 'stormy' don't they just say the sea's 'a frothing maelstrom of terror and hopelessness'?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/why-is-the-forecast-so-bland-why-instead-of-stormy-don-t-they-just/)

[Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/)

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## More by Jeremy Clarkson

> [“I took ten days off and by 11 o’clock on the first morning I had drunk fourteen cups of coffee, read all the newspapers…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/i-took-ten-days-off-and-by-11-o-clock-on-the-first-morning-i-had/)

[Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/)

> [I dish the dirt out, and I can take it. But why should my mother and children have to take it? In 20 years,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/i-dish-the-dirt-out-and-i-can-take-it-but-why-should-my-mother-and/)

[Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/)

> [This is perfect for India because everyone who comes here gets the trots.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/this-is-perfect-for-india-because-everyone-who-comes-here-gets-the/)

[Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/)

> [“Make no mistake, Concorde was an extraordinary technological achievement. Almost certainly, one of the greatest.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/make-no-mistake-concorde-was-an-extraordinary-technological/)

[Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/)

> [Telling people at a dinner party you drive a Nissan Almera is like telling them you've got the Ebola virus and you're about to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/telling-people-at-a-dinner-party-you-drive-a-nissan-almera-is-like/)

[Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/)

> [We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/we-all-know-that-small-cars-are-good-for-us-but-so-is-cod-liver-oil/)

[Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/)

> [“Lego, however, is always opened and then left lying around so adults have something to tread on when they are prowling around around the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/lego-however-is-always-opened-and-then-left-lying-around-so-adults/)

[Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/)

> [She can take a year to read something, whereas I like a book that becomes more important in my life that life itself. When…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/she-can-take-a-year-to-read-something-whereas-i-like-a-book-that/)

[Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/)

> [You know what, I distinctly remember my boat blew up and I was killed!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/you-know-what-i-distinctly-remember-my-boat-blew-up-and-i-was-killed/)

[Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/)

> [Because drug dealers shoot each other in London, Norfolk farmers can't have guns to defend their homes. I mean, no one wants a gun…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/because-drug-dealers-shoot-each-other-in-london-norfolk-farmers-can-t/)

[Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/)

> [“Three chums would find themselves at a loose end for whatever reason and would agree to travel together to foreign lands for the purposes…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/three-chums-would-find-themselves-at-a-loose-end-for-whatever-reason/)

[Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/)

> [“and although the W came along in the tenth century, modern Germans still seem to manage perfectly well by using a V instead. Except…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/and-although-the-w-came-along-in-the-tenth-century-modern-germans/)

[Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/)

> [“It won’t be a volcano that ends man’s existence on this planet. It’ll be the no-win no-fee lawyers. They are the ones who brought…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/it-won-t-be-a-volcano-that-ends-man-s-existence-on-this-planet-it-ll/)

[Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/)

> [I wore a groove in the kitchen floor with endless trips to the fridge, hoping against hope that I had somehow missed a plateful…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/i-wore-a-groove-in-the-kitchen-floor-with-endless-trips-to-the-fridge/)

[Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/)

> [All this health and safety talk is just killing me.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jeremy-clarkson/all-this-health-and-safety-talk-is-just-killing-me/)

[Jeremy Clarkson](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jeremy-clarkson/)

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