--- title: "1 Blah Quotes By Stuart MacBride" description: "1 Blah quotes by Stuart MacBride. Plus more from Stuart MacBride and more Blah sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e5a/stuart-macbride-36762_quote_blah-blah-blah-regret-to-inform-you-that_1635924.jpg" --- > [“Blah, blah, blah, regret to inform you that DI Gray has tendered his resignation; blah, blah, blah; opportunity to reward performance; blah, blah, blah; suggestions by next Wednesday. McPherson had scribbled, "BEATTIE?" in the margin in red biro. Idiot. Logan…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-macbride/blah-blah-blah-regret-to-inform-you-that-di-gray-has-tendered-his/) [Stuart MacBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-macbride/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/e5a/stuart-macbride-36762_quote_blah-blah-blah-regret-to-inform-you-that_1635924.jpg) ## More by Stuart MacBride > [“Finnie kicked a packet of washing powder. "Why am I surrounded by morons? Did I tick the wrong bloody box for room service? I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-macbride/finnie-kicked-a-packet-of-washing-powder-why-am-i-surrounded-by/) [Stuart MacBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-macbride/) > [“Ah … politics, Sergeant. When the top brass hand you a turd, you polish it and say, “my, what a lovely jobbie!” That way…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-macbride/ah-politics-sergeant-when-the-top-brass-hand-you-a-turd-you-polish-it/) [Stuart MacBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-macbride/) > [“Guthrie handed him the mug, a wee pout pulling his pale face out of shape. With his semi-skimmed skin, faint ginger hair, and blond…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-macbride/guthrie-handed-him-the-mug-a-wee-pout-pulling-his-pale-face-out-of/) [Stuart MacBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-macbride/) > [The day was dark as a lawyer's soul.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-macbride/the-day-was-dark-as-a-lawyer-s-soul/) [Stuart MacBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-macbride/) > [“Logan glanced at the clock on the cooker: nearly five minutes fast. The room was bathed in the pale orange glow of the overcast…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-macbride/logan-glanced-at-the-clock-on-the-cooker-nearly-five-minutes-fast-the/) [Stuart MacBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-macbride/) > [“Must be nice to be a seagull. You eat, you sleep, you shag, and if you’re having a bad day you can shite on…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-macbride/must-be-nice-to-be-a-seagull-you-eat-you-sleep-you-shag-and-if-you-re/) [Stuart MacBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-macbride/) > [“Ina stood and shuffled over to the urn on the fireplace. Stroked it with a twisted finger. "How are we supposed to get more…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-macbride/ina-stood-and-shuffled-over-to-the-urn-on-the-fireplace-stroked-it/) [Stuart MacBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-macbride/) > [“What about Ding-Dong?" "Detective Inspector Bell couldn't find his arse with both hands if you duct-taped them to it. Come on.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-macbride/what-about-ding-dong-detective-inspector-bell-couldn-t-find-his-arse/) [Stuart MacBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-macbride/) > [“Blah, blah, blah, regret to inform you that DI Gray has tendered his resignation; blah, blah, blah; opportunity to reward performance; blah, blah, blah;…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-macbride/blah-blah-blah-regret-to-inform-you-that-di-gray-has-tendered-his/) [Stuart MacBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-macbride/) > [“The real me died years ago. I died and I went to hell. This is hell.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-macbride/the-real-me-died-years-ago-i-died-and-i-went-to-hell-this-is-hell/) [Stuart MacBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-macbride/) > [“Uh-huh. We’re about … five minutes away? Maybe less? … Still can’t believe it: a real murder!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-macbride/uh-huh-we-re-about-five-minutes-away-maybe-less-still-can-t-believe/) [Stuart MacBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-macbride/) > [“Steel squared her shoulders. "Ladies, and gentlemen, are are no' at home to Mr Fuckup today. Who are we no' at home to?" The…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stuart-macbride/steel-squared-her-shoulders-ladies-and-gentlemen-are-are-no-at-home/) [Stuart MacBride](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stuart-macbride/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/blah/stuart-macbride/#itemlist", "name": "1 Blah Quotes By Stuart MacBride", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "“Blah, blah, blah, regret to inform you that DI Gray has tendered his resignation; blah, blah, blah; opportunity to reward performance; blah, blah, blah; suggestions by next Wednesday. McPherson had scribbled, \"BEATTIE?\" in the margin in red biro. Idiot. Logan stuck the memo back in the drawer. 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