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title: "353 Bitchy Quotes by 130 authors"
description: "Browse 353 Bitchy quotes by 130 authors. Discover the best Bitchy sayings and thoughts."
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> [Karma is only a bitch if you are](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lucy-wilson/karma-is-only-a-bitch-if-you-are/)

Lucy Wilson

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> [I'm that bitch u cant fuck with ..](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/farzeen-shah/i-m-that-bitch-u-cant-fuck-with/)

Farzeen Shah

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> [If you need space, work at NASA.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-you-need-space-work-at-nasa/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [IF YOU DON'T HAVE MONEY , YOUR NAME IS SORRY](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sniper-alpacino-malachi-mcash/if-you-don-t-have-money-your-name-is-sorry/)

[Sniper Alpacino Malachi-McAsh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sniper-alpacino-malachi-mcash/)

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> [You brake to fuckin easy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/delphine-hogue/you-brake-to-fuckin-easy/)

Delphine Hogue

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> [Look pretty..play dirty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/look-pretty-play-dirty/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Im a kitty.But remember kittys got claws too.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ewshy/im-a-kitty-but-remember-kittys-got-claws-too/)

Ewshy

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> [I'm not anti-social, I just don't like you.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/i-m-not-anti-social-i-just-don-t-like-you/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Im not a princess , I dont need saving . im a queen , I got this shit handled .](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/im-not-a-princess-i-dont-need-saving-im-a-queen-i-got-this-shit/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [You're only young once, but you can be immature the rest of your life.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/you-re-only-young-once-but-you-can-be-immature-the-rest-of-your-life/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Of all the bad things my ex did to me, changing his Netflix password hurt me the most.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ritu-ghatourey/of-all-the-bad-things-my-ex-did-to-me-changing-his-netflix-password/)

[Ritu Ghatourey](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ritu-ghatourey/)

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> [Roses are red and violets are blue atleast I'm not as beat as you](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nicole-hooper/roses-are-red-and-violets-are-blue-atleast-i-m-not-as-beat-as-you/)

Nicole Hooper

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> [Every day be a reason to live, because GOD made life indeed BEAUTIFUL!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hussein-nishah/every-day-be-a-reason-to-live-because-god-made-life-indeed-beautiful/)

[Hussein Nishah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hussein-nishah/)

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> [Why should I care what people think of me, their thoughts can't pay my bills.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rashida-rowe/why-should-i-care-what-people-think-of-me-their-thoughts-can-t-pay-my/)

[Rashida Rowe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rashida-rowe/)

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> [Come on bitch, You don't know how I feel seeing you around still breathing.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/come-on-bitch-you-don-t-know-how-i-feel-seeing-you-around-still/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

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> [Look into my eyes Tell me what you see A bad ass bitch With some cruel tendencies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tatianna/look-into-my-eyes-tell-me-what-you-see-a-bad-ass-bitch-with-some/)

[Tatianna](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tatianna/)

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> [Dont ever try to judge anyone !! because' you dont know what the fuck they have been through !!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/manish-bhagtani/dont-ever-try-to-judge-anyone-because-you-dont-know-what-the-fuck/)

[Manish Bhagtani](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/manish-bhagtani/)

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> [You could talk slick, all the way down to the welfare. Ask the IRS bitch, I'm paying for your healthcare.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nicki-minaj/you-could-talk-slick-all-the-way-down-to-the-welfare-ask-the-irs/)

[Nicki Minaj](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nicki-minaj/)

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> [When scientists do discover the center of the universe dont be disappointed that its not you](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ana-chable/when-scientists-do-discover-the-center-of-the-universe-dont-be/)

[Ana Chable](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ana-chable/)

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> [Men are like paving slabs, lay them right first time and you get to safely walk over them forever.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cristine-shye/men-are-like-paving-slabs-lay-them-right-first-time-and-you-get-to/)

[Cristine Shye](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cristine-shye/)

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> [In every group of friends theres always one idiot, if your thinking we haven't got an idiot friend then it's probably you!!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/dave-mensah/in-every-group-of-friends-theres-always-one-idiot-if-your-thinking-we/)

Dave Mensah

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> [Eenie meenie miney moe, you ain't nothing but a hoe, you think you're cute, you think you're classy, newsflash bitch! You're fucking…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/harriet-morgan/eenie-meenie-miney-moe-you-ain-t-nothing-but-a-hoe-you-think-you-re/)

[Harriet Morgan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/harriet-morgan/)

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> [Everything will get worse before it gets better. But when they do, remember who put you down and who helped you up](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hussein-nishah/everything-will-get-worse-before-it-gets-better-but-when-they-do/)

[Hussein Nishah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hussein-nishah/)

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> [I'm not a bitch, I am THE bitch and that's miss bitch to you so you better say it with a smile!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/emaliebaby/i-m-not-a-bitch-i-am-the-bitch-and-that-s-miss-bitch-to-you-so-you/)

Emaliebaby

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> [Not all guys want sex, because some of them want a relationship. Not all guys like black ops, because loving-you is more…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hussein-nishah/not-all-guys-want-sex-because-some-of-them-want-a-relationship-not/)

[Hussein Nishah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hussein-nishah/)

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> [Truth is, I get jealous easily because what's mine is mine. I'm stubborn as hell, I say sorry too much. I act…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hussein-nishah/truth-is-i-get-jealous-easily-because-what-s-mine-is-mine-i-m/)

[Hussein Nishah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hussein-nishah/)

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> [If I wasn't as self-deprecating as I am, what I say on the show may come off as bitchy or catty, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/danielle-fishel/if-i-wasn-t-as-self-deprecating-as-i-am-what-i-say-on-the-show-may/)

[Danielle Fishel](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/danielle-fishel/)

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> [Here's the thing, I sincerely want to care and help as many people as I can that truly need it but they…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nicole-hill/here-s-the-thing-i-sincerely-want-to-care-and-help-as-many-people-as/)

[Nicole Hill](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nicole-hill/)

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> [I hate when people lie to me about pointless shit. like if you don't want to talk to me, don't. if you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hussein-nishah/i-hate-when-people-lie-to-me-about-pointless-shit-like-if-you-don-t/)

[Hussein Nishah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hussein-nishah/)

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> [A good relationship is not based on how much time you have known each other, but rather the moments that you spend…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hussein-nishah/a-good-relationship-is-not-based-on-how-much-time-you-have-known-each/)

[Hussein Nishah](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hussein-nishah/)

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> [I am sexy from head to toe noty as hell but I ant no hoe you anit worth my time I play…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jade-dawson/i-am-sexy-from-head-to-toe-noty-as-hell-but-i-ant-no-hoe-you-anit/)

Jade Dawson

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> [Douche: hey Girl: Douche: HEY Girl: What? Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick Girl: Excuse me?…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ella-rojas/douche-hey-girl-douche-hey-girl-what-douche-you-know-there-should-be/)

[Ella Rojas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ella-rojas/)

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> [“Without warning, a smooth voice spoke next to her ear- a woman's voice with an American accent. "You're nothing but a skinny,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-kleypas/without-warning-a-smooth-voice-spoke-next-to-her-ear-a-woman-s-voice/)

[Lisa Kleypas](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-kleypas/)

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> [“I’ve been called names you probably don’t even know the meaning of. And you can keep throwing your bitchy-ass attitude in my…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/caisey-quinn/i-ve-been-called-names-you-probably-don-t-even-know-the-meaning-of/)

[Caisey Quinn](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/caisey-quinn/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/503/caisey-quinn-21994_quote_i-ve-been-called-names-you-probably-don_871819.jpg)

> [“Yes, Keith shut up.” Roberta’s sly grin turned her face into a mask of pure evil. “So, let me get this straight.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/madison-sevier/yes-keith-shut-up-roberta-s-sly-grin-turned-her-face-into-a-mask-of/)

Madison Sevier

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> [“Chelsea, of course, was the first one to speak up. “Okay, am I the only one who noticed how gi-mungous Mimi Nichols’s…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/kimberly-derting/chelsea-of-course-was-the-first-one-to-speak-up-okay-am-i-the-only/)

[Kimberly Derting](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/kimberly-derting/)

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> [“What is it about having a period that makes women so bitchy?” I paused for a moment, struggling against the urge to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/linda-howard/what-is-it-about-having-a-period-that-makes-women-so-bitchy-i-paused/)

[Linda Howard](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/linda-howard/)

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> [“I miss someone who gets me. I called a woman on my research team a bitch – you know in a friendly…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/samantha-young/i-miss-someone-who-gets-me-i-called-a-woman-on-my-research-team-a/)

[Samantha Young](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/samantha-young/)

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> [“Goodness," said my mother. "This is a tight fit. If you girls end up keeping these men longer than usual, we'll need…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/abbi-waxman/goodness-said-my-mother-this-is-a-tight-fit-if-you-girls-end-up/)

[Abbi Waxman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/abbi-waxman/)

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> [“Would you believe I was in the neighborhood?” “No." “Well, how about that I needed to see you.” “Why? Did one of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/leslie-parrish/would-you-believe-i-was-in-the-neighborhood-no-well-how-about-that-i/)

[Leslie Parrish](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/leslie-parrish/)

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                        "text": "Look into my eyes Tell me what you see A bad ass bitch With some cruel tendencies",
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                        "text": "Eenie meenie miney moe, you ain't nothing but a hoe, you think you're cute, you think you're classy, newsflash bitch! You're fucking nasty!",
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                        "text": "Truth is, I get jealous easily because what's mine is mine. I'm stubborn as hell, I say sorry too much. I act like I don't give a damn because I care too much. I over analyze the smallest of things and probably come off as a bitch to simply guard myself",
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                        "text": "If I wasn't as self-deprecating as I am, what I say on the show may come off as bitchy or catty, but that has never been my intention - and I don't have a catty bone in my body. It's all in good fun.",
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                        "text": "Here's the thing, I sincerely want to care and help as many people as I can that truly need it but they PAY me to care for the bullshit complaints and dramatic stories like yours. Otherwise, I would gladly tell you to shut your shit up and man the fuck up!",
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                        "text": "I hate when people lie to me about pointless shit. like if you don't want to talk to me, don't. if you don't want to hangout with me, say it. you're not hurting my feeling's at all by being honest, but you are pissing me off by lying and making excuses",
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                        "text": "A good relationship is not based on how much time you have known each other, but rather the moments that you spend together and you enjoy every second being with that person. and when that person leaves, your heart seems to break.",
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                        "text": "I am sexy from head to toe noty as hell but I ant no hoe you anit worth my time I play my games like monoply I dear any bitch to land on my problerdy bitchy yeah I might be slightly a bick be cuz I dont know how to say fuck u plighty so if u still got soming to say then say it to my face",
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                        "text": "Douche: hey Girl: Douche: HEY Girl: What? Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick Girl: Excuse me? Douche: Yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros* Girl: isn't that a label they put on small objects?...??",
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                        "text": "“Without warning, a smooth voice spoke next to her ear- a woman's voice with an American accent. \"You're nothing but a skinny, awkward child, just as he described. He's visited me since the wedding, you know. He and I have laughed together over your juvenile infatuation with him. You bore him senseless.\" Pandora turned and found herself confronted by Mrs. Nola Black. The woman was breathtaking, her features creamy-skinned and flawless, her eyes deep and dark under brows so perfectly groomed and delineated, they looked like thin strips of velvet. Although Mrs. Black was approximately the same height as Pandora, her figure was a remarkable hourglass shape, with a waist so small one could have buckled a cat's collar around it. \"That's nothing but bitchful thinking,\" Pandora said calmly. \"He hasn't visited you, or he would have told me.\" Mrs. Black was clearly \"picking for a fight,\" as Winterborne would have put it. \"He'll never be faithful to you. Everyone knows you're a peculiar girl who tricked him into marriage. He appreciates novelty, to be sure, but it will wear off, and then he'll send you packing to some remote country house.\" Pandora was filled with a confusing mixture of feelings. Jealousy, because this woman had known Gabriel intimately, and had meant something to him... and antagonism, but also a stirring of pity, because there was something wounded in the biting darkness of her eyes. Behind the stunning façade, she was a savagely unhappy woman. \"I'm sure you think that's what I should fear,\" Pandora said, \"but I actually don't worry about that at all. I didn't trick him, by the way.\" She paused before adding, \"I'll admit to being peculiar. But he seems to like that.”",
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                        "text": "“I’ve been called names you probably don’t even know the meaning of. And you can keep throwing your bitchy-ass attitude in my face every time I breathe too close to you if that’s what you need to do to be happy. I’ll smile. And I might even wink or blow you a kiss. I’m from Oklahoma, honey. I can bless your heart and hate your crazy ass all at the same time. But if you ever, and I mean ever, make another comment about Trace, his drinking or otherwise, then I promise, you won’t be able to whistle fucking Dixie when I’m through with you.” She watched as Mia took a step back. Clearly, she’d gotten her point across. So she winked. “Anyways. Lovely chatting with you. As usual. See you at dinner.”",
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                        "text": "“Yes, Keith shut up.” Roberta’s sly grin turned her face into a mask of pure evil. “So, let me get this straight. Miss Bitchy-Witch wants to go, no, is demanding to go to Hell and make a deal with the Devil, huh? Offering yourself in trade for a mutt and some ancient pussy? Very noble and honorable, Selena. Stupid, but just what I’d expect from a coward like you. Why fight, when you can surrender, right? Myself, I find your willingness to sacrifice your own life for those creatures rather disgusting and I don’t know what Father sees in you.”",
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                        "text": "“What is it about having a period that makes women so bitchy?” I paused for a moment, struggling against the urge to leap on him and tear him limb from limb. For one thing, I love him. Even when he’s being an asshole, I love him. For another, any attempt to leap and tear right now would hurt me way worse than I could possibly hurt him. It was an effort, but I said as sweetly as possible, “It isn’t that we’re bitchier, it’s that having a period makes us feel all tired and achy, so we have less tolerance for all the bullshit we normally SUFFER IN SILENCE.” By the time the sentence ended the sweetness was long gone, my jaw was clenched, and I think my eyes were bugging out.”",
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                        "text": "“Goodness,\" said my mother. \"This is a tight fit. If you girls end up keeping these men longer than usual, we'll need to get a bigger table.\" I let it go, but Rachel has more energy than me. \"Are all relationships just opportunities for home furnishings, Mom?\" Mom shrugged. \"Mostly, Rachel. Yours don't usually last long enough for furniture, though, do they?\" She smiled at Richard, as if that made up for what she'd just said. \"Maybe you're a keeper, though, Dick.\" \"Or maybe I'm just a dick,\" he shot back, \"but hopefully I'm a keeper.”",
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