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title: "17 Bitch Quotes By Nikhil Saluja"
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> [Bitch please, Your vagina is used more than google.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/bitch-please-your-vagina-is-used-more-than-google/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/192/nikhil-saluja-26_bitch_bitch-please-your-vagina-is-used-more-th_2360924.jpg)

> [I'm a bitch to those who deserve it](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-m-a-bitch-to-those-who-deserve-it/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f4e/nikhil-saluja-26_quote_i-m-a-bitch-to-those-who-deserve-it-1400_1400909.jpg)

> [Want a smoking hot girlfriend? Set that bitch on fire](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/want-a-smoking-hot-girlfriend-set-that-bitch-on-fire/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d30/nikhil-saluja-26_fire_want-a-smoking-hot-girlfriend-set-that-b_1634755.jpg)

> [I wear a watch on my penis cause bitch you know what time it is.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-wear-a-watch-on-my-penis-cause-bitch-you-know-what-time-it-is/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/98a/nikhil-saluja-26_time_i-wear-a-watch-on-my-penis-cause-bitch-y_1934837.jpg)

> [Sex is like the alphabet cause bitch 'I' cum before 'U'.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/sex-is-like-the-alphabet-cause-bitch-i-cum-before-u/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/eef/nikhil-saluja-26_quote_sex-is-like-the-alphabet-cause-bitch-i-c_2237299.jpg)

> [Guys: if one of your homeboys watches Twilight, it's your job as a man to call him a bitch.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/guys-if-one-of-your-homeboys-watches-twilight-it-s-your-job-as-a-man/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/409/nikhil-saluja-26_quote_guys-if-one-of-your-homeboys-watches-twi_1238368.jpg)

> [Just because you're attractive does not mean everyone wants you. Bitch Please.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/just-because-you-re-attractive-does-not-mean-everyone-wants-you-bitch/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/dba/nikhil-saluja-26_quote_just-because-you-re-attractive-does-not_1569528.jpg)

> [There will always be people out there that will bitch behind your back & judge you and your life. For some people…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/there-will-always-be-people-out-there-that-will-bitch-behind-your/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/736/nikhil-saluja-26_bitch_there-will-always-be-people-out-there-th_2952474.jpg)

> [Hey that's not fair! - A dumb bitch realizing she got bad directions to the fair.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/hey-that-s-not-fair-a-dumb-bitch-realizing-she-got-bad-directions-to/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/479/nikhil-saluja-26_being-cool_hey-that-s-not-fair-a-dumb-bitch-realizi_279801.jpg)

> [I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Leo and she's a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-should-ve-known-it-wasn-t-going-to-work-out-between-my-ex-wife-and/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5b8/nikhil-saluja-26_bitch_i-should-ve-known-it-wasn-t-going-to-wor_494890.jpg)

> [The only time I'm ever in favor of abortion, is when the bitch says its mine.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/the-only-time-i-m-ever-in-favor-of-abortion-is-when-the-bitch-says/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3ef/nikhil-saluja-26_abortion_the-only-time-i-m-ever-in-favor-of-abort_384744.jpg)

> [I'm not the type to send flowers, I'm more the type to send a bitch home after we finish fucking.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-m-not-the-type-to-send-flowers-i-m-more-the-type-to-send-a-bitch/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/1a0/nikhil-saluja-26_flower_i-m-not-the-type-to-send-flowers-i-m-mor_893357.jpg)

> [I named my first born child after my mother-in-law. In fact, lazy fat ass bitch turns 5 tomorrow.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-named-my-first-born-child-after-my-mother-in-law-in-fact-lazy-fat/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bd2/nikhil-saluja-26_bitch_i-named-my-first-born-child-after-my-mot_180219.jpg)

> [Twitter: Where people bitch for everyone's attention and validation from strangers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/twitter-where-people-bitch-for-everyone-s-attention-and-validation/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/710/nikhil-saluja-26_being-cool_twitter-where-people-bitch-for-everyone_801900.jpg)

> [I don't know who Karma is, but that bitch sure does piss off a lot of people.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-don-t-know-who-karma-is-but-that-bitch-sure-does-piss-off-a-lot-of/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f16/nikhil-saluja-26_bitch_i-don-t-know-who-karma-is-but-that-bitch_2880058.jpg)

> [Not to brag but I'm such a polite bitch, I'll tell you excuse me and shut the fuck up in the same…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/not-to-brag-but-i-m-such-a-polite-bitch-i-ll-tell-you-excuse-me-and/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/625/nikhil-saluja-26_quote_not-to-brag-but-i-m-such-a-polite-bitch_1585668.jpg)

> [This bitch always make me confuse the fuck me eyes with the fuck you eyes...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/this-bitch-always-make-me-confuse-the-fuck-me-eyes-with-the-fuck-you/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fc6/nikhil-saluja-26_being-cool_this-bitch-always-make-me-confuse-the-fu_282565.jpg)

## Other authors on Bitch

## More by Nikhil Saluja

> [Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :)](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/sometimes-i-look-at-my-awesome-twitter-followers-think-to-myself-what/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [I'm am an expert at reading lips especially when it's not moving.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-m-am-an-expert-at-reading-lips-especially-when-it-s-not-moving/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Penis goes in , sperms cums out.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/penis-goes-in-sperms-cums-out/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Yes yes you can count on me - Fingers](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/yes-yes-you-can-count-on-me-fingers/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/she-was-only-a-whiskey-maker-but-he-loved-her-still/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-won-t-be-tweeting-this-sunday-i-have-better-things-to-do-like/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-don-t-wanna-discuss-about-it-people-who-want-to-discuss-about-it/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Don't get too excited, but I'm naked under these clothes.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/don-t-get-too-excited-but-i-m-naked-under-these-clothes/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [In case of emergency , Break Dance!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/in-case-of-emergency-break-dance/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Oxymoron: She's Smart.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/oxymoron-she-s-smart/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/men-and-women-shop-differently-men-know-what-they-want-before-they/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-used-to-receive-virtual-smiles-sweet-morning-and-night-greetings/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [You are the love of my twitter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/you-are-the-love-of-my-twitter/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Do girls really look at penises and say Wow, I can't wait to put that in my mouth?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/do-girls-really-look-at-penises-and-say-wow-i-can-t-wait-to-put-that/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

> [Failure doesnt mean you are inferior¦¦ it does mean you are not perfect!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/failure-doesnt-mean-you-are-inferior-it-does-mean-you-are-not-perfect/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

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