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title: "20 Birthday Parties Quotes by 18 authors"
description: "Browse 20 Birthday Parties quotes by 18 authors. Discover the best Birthday Parties sayings and thoughts."
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> [“Fornication: Do it for the kids. Just not at their birthday parties.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/fornication-do-it-for-the-kids-just-not-at-their-birthday-parties/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

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> [I never believed in birthday parties.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sanjay-leela-bhansali/i-never-believed-in-birthday-parties/)

[Sanjay Leela Bhansali](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sanjay-leela-bhansali/)

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> [I definitely break out karaoke when my friends have birthday parties.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/josh-groban/i-definitely-break-out-karaoke-when-my-friends-have-birthday-parties/)

[Josh Groban](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/josh-groban/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/7e1/josh-groban-7976_birthday_i-definitely-break-out-karaoke-when-my-f_2623525.jpg)

> [I was a dress-up Spider-Man for kids' birthday parties for a while.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/simu-liu/i-was-a-dress-up-spider-man-for-kids-birthday-parties-for-a-while/)

[Simu Liu](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/simu-liu/)

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> [Other people's children's birthday parties are the most joyful events you will ever resent having to attend.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jim-gaffigan/other-people-s-children-s-birthday-parties-are-the-most-joyful-events/)

[Jim Gaffigan](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jim-gaffigan/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/c28/jim-gaffigan-580_birthday_other-people-s-children-s-birthday-parti_2602159.jpg)

> [I'm on this amazing new diet where the ladies I sleep with don't invite me to their birthday parties.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nikhil-saluja/i-m-on-this-amazing-new-diet-where-the-ladies-i-sleep-with-don-t/)

[Nikhil Saluja](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nikhil-saluja/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/9e1/nikhil-saluja-26_diet_i-m-on-this-amazing-new-diet-where-the-l_2374808.jpg)

> [These little kids come up and invite me to their birthday parties, she says. I keep thinking, 'You know, I should go…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/hannah-montana/these-little-kids-come-up-and-invite-me-to-their-birthday-parties-she/)

[Hannah Montana](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/hannah-montana/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/43d/hannah-montana-25895_quote_these-little-kids-come-up-and-invite-me_1052399.jpg)

> [Todays relationships are like birthday parties after eating a cake its over](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/oupa/todays-relationships-are-like-birthday-parties-after-eating-a-cake/)

[Oupa](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/oupa/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/183/oupa-30559_birthday_todays-relationships-are-like-birthday-p_1886295.jpg)

> [“We do have funerals for the living," Jill said. "They're called birthday parties.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/andrew-shaffer/we-do-have-funerals-for-the-living-jill-said-they-re-called-birthday/)

[Andrew Shaffer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/andrew-shaffer/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/bb9/andrew-shaffer-9890_birthday_we-do-have-funerals-for-the-living-jill_2485633.jpg)

> [I hate birthdays. I hate birthday parties. I hate them. I don't know what it is, anybody's only got to come wafting…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/cat-deeley/i-hate-birthdays-i-hate-birthday-parties-i-hate-them-i-don-t-know/)

[Cat Deeley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/cat-deeley/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/8a8/cat-deeley-9067_birthday_i-hate-birthdays-i-hate-birthday-parties_726293.jpg)

> [I used to anticipate my childhood birthday parties as if each were an annual coronation. Like most kids, I loved sitting at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/letty-cottin-pogrebin/i-used-to-anticipate-my-childhood-birthday-parties-as-if-each-were-an/)

[Letty Cottin Pogrebin](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/letty-cottin-pogrebin/)

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> [During our childhood, my sister and I had no birthday parties. We would take a packet of sweets to school and distribute…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/sanjay-leela-bhansali/during-our-childhood-my-sister-and-i-had-no-birthday-parties-we-would/)

[Sanjay Leela Bhansali](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/sanjay-leela-bhansali/)

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> [Birthday parties make me nervous as hell. They're one of those things where you're forced to be happy. And even if you're…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/a-m-homes/birthday-parties-make-me-nervous-as-hell-they-re-one-of-those-things/)

[A.M. Homes](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/a-m-homes/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/cc9/a-m-homes-12366_birthday_birthday-parties-make-me-nervous-as-hell_498764.png)

> [I get uncomfortable when people give me presents and watch me open them. I don't have birthday parties, because the idea of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/brit-marling/i-get-uncomfortable-when-people-give-me-presents-and-watch-me-open/)

[Brit Marling](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/brit-marling/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3f6/brit-marling-7629_birthday_i-get-uncomfortable-when-people-give-me_1982551.png)

> [“Even though I believe birthday parties should be given, not taken, I wish someone would take all of mine and hide them…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/jarod-kintz/even-though-i-believe-birthday-parties-should-be-given-not-taken-i/)

[Jarod Kintz](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/jarod-kintz/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/69e/jarod-kintz-2_birthday_even-though-i-believe-birthday-parties-s_2421188.jpg)

> [ I learned to dance at quinceañeras - big \[15th\] birthday parties for Spanish girls. It was always funny to bring the white… ](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/channing-tatum/i-learned-to-dance-at-quincea-eras-big-15th-birthday-parties-for/)

[Channing Tatum](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/channing-tatum/)

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> [“I could rent Caesar out at birthday parties. Halloween parties. I could take pictures of Caesar eating a piece of birthday cake.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/pat-conroy/i-could-rent-caesar-out-at-birthday-parties-halloween-parties-i-could/)

[Pat Conroy](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/pat-conroy/)

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> [“Shouldn't be having a birthday party two weeks after your birthday ... Okay, three days, no more than that though, it's not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/larry-david/shouldn-t-be-having-a-birthday-party-two-weeks-after-your-birthday/)

[Larry David](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/larry-david/)

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> [I have heard of 'Green Street'-dedicated birthday parties, a website dedicated only to the clothing. It has no end. If you hashtag…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lexi-alexander/i-have-heard-of-green-street-dedicated-birthday-parties-a-website/)

[Lexi Alexander](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lexi-alexander/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/39b/lexi-alexander-4779_birthday_i-have-heard-of-green-street-dedicated-b_1239950.jpg)

> [With my daughter, we do arts and crafts, we read a lot, we listen to music, and we cut the strings off…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lisa-loeb/with-my-daughter-we-do-arts-and-crafts-we-read-a-lot-we-listen-to/)

[Lisa Loeb](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lisa-loeb/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/119/lisa-loeb-9206_art_with-my-daughter-we-do-arts-and-crafts-w_3022982.jpg)

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