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> [“Happy birthday to me,' I sang into the mirror as I cleaned my teeth. 'Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday, dear loser... who's old, has wrinkle in her forehead and will never get laid ever, ever again unless she starts…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-spalding/happy-birthday-to-me-i-sang-into-the-mirror-as-i-cleaned-my-teeth/)

[Nick Spalding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-spalding/)

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## More by Nick Spalding

> [“I have no idea why this is. I’m sure somebody with a beard and too much time on their hands would say it has…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-spalding/i-have-no-idea-why-this-is-i-m-sure-somebody-with-a-beard-and-too/)

[Nick Spalding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-spalding/)

> [“No relationship is ever perfect, but when you truly love each other ... it doesn't have to be.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-spalding/no-relationship-is-ever-perfect-but-when-you-truly-love-each-other-it/)

[Nick Spalding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-spalding/)

> [“The second she touched it, the blue screen of death appeared, along with that dissonant gank noise Windows makes when it decides the stress…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-spalding/the-second-she-touched-it-the-blue-screen-of-death-appeared-along/)

[Nick Spalding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-spalding/)

> [“By the time I feel tired enough to go up to bed, I could easily have told you how long you need to cook…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-spalding/by-the-time-i-feel-tired-enough-to-go-up-to-bed-i-could-easily-have/)

[Nick Spalding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-spalding/)

> [“You might discuss important philosophical topics, such as the nature of existence- or what a bunch of lying toe rags politicians are.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-spalding/you-might-discuss-important-philosophical-topics-such-as-the-nature/)

[Nick Spalding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-spalding/)

> [“The festivities have a fancy dress theme... inevitable. Here's what i consider to be an undisputed fact: nobody actually likes going to fancy dress…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-spalding/the-festivities-have-a-fancy-dress-theme-inevitable-here-s-what-i/)

[Nick Spalding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-spalding/)

> [“All the good things I have done to this point, I owe to you. All the bad things, I owe to the consumption of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-spalding/all-the-good-things-i-have-done-to-this-point-i-owe-to-you-all-the/)

[Nick Spalding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-spalding/)

> [“Aaaaarrrgghhh! I have become everything i despise. Some people say love is like a drug and i'm beginning to believe them. It's a powerful…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-spalding/aaaaarrrgghhh-i-have-become-everything-i-despise-some-people-say-love/)

[Nick Spalding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-spalding/)

> [“I'm standing on a gigantic book, floating in space...I will never need to take drugs in my entire life!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-spalding/i-m-standing-on-a-gigantic-book-floating-in-space-i-will-never-need/)

[Nick Spalding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-spalding/)

> [“I was consumed by some kind of unholy, indignant rage that propelled me through the confrontation to its successful conclusion - and out the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-spalding/i-was-consumed-by-some-kind-of-unholy-indignant-rage-that-propelled/)

[Nick Spalding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-spalding/)

> [“I truly believe that if you can laugh at past mistakes or current difficulties, it can make the shadows they cast in your life…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-spalding/i-truly-believe-that-if-you-can-laugh-at-past-mistakes-or-current/)

[Nick Spalding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-spalding/)

> [“Target is a paradox of a high street store. It sells everything at dirt-cheap prices, yet you always manage to spend far too much…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-spalding/target-is-a-paradox-of-a-high-street-store-it-sells-everything-at/)

[Nick Spalding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-spalding/)

> [“Here I am on a second date with a man I already like a lot and I’ve just turned his front room into a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-spalding/here-i-am-on-a-second-date-with-a-man-i-already-like-a-lot-and-i-ve/)

[Nick Spalding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-spalding/)

> [“When you fall in love, there's no problem that can stop you being together, no matter how large it may seem at the time.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-spalding/when-you-fall-in-love-there-s-no-problem-that-can-stop-you-being/)

[Nick Spalding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-spalding/)

> [“Happy birthday to me,' I sang into the mirror as I cleaned my teeth. 'Happy birthday to me. Happy birthday, dear loser... who's old,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/nick-spalding/happy-birthday-to-me-i-sang-into-the-mirror-as-i-cleaned-my-teeth/)

[Nick Spalding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/nick-spalding/)

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