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title: "10 Bird Said Quotes By Rachel Hawthorne"
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> [“How do you get a boyfriend?” I asked. “If I knew that, I’d have one,” Bird said.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawthorne/how-do-you-get-a-boyfriend-i-asked-if-i-knew-that-i-d-have-one-bird/)

[Rachel Hawthorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawthorne/)

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> [“I didn’t realize I was squeezing Tiffany’s and Bird’s hands until Bird said, “You know, bones break under pressure.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawthorne/i-didn-t-realize-i-was-squeezing-tiffany-s-and-bird-s-hands-until/)

[Rachel Hawthorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawthorne/)

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> [“You know what this means, don’t you?” Bird said. “That we’re ahead two to nothing?” “It means he’ll insist you sit in…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawthorne/you-know-what-this-means-don-t-you-bird-said-that-we-re-ahead-two-to/)

[Rachel Hawthorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawthorne/)

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> [“Jason struck out the first, second, and third batters. “Do not go talk to him,” Bird said. “No problem.” “Don’t even look…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawthorne/jason-struck-out-the-first-second-and-third-batters-do-not-go-talk-to/)

[Rachel Hawthorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawthorne/)

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> [“Jason was the next batter. He did his whole Velcro routine. Then he stepped up to the plate. The first ball went…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawthorne/jason-was-the-next-batter-he-did-his-whole-velcro-routine-then-he/)

[Rachel Hawthorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawthorne/)

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> [“Watch Brandon run across the field,” Bird said. He made a beeline for the pitcher’s mound, did a little leap over it,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawthorne/watch-brandon-run-across-the-field-bird-said-he-made-a-beeline-for/)

[Rachel Hawthorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawthorne/)

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> [“I blew it.” “How’d you do that?” she asked. I gave her a quick rundown of all my most memorable moments, including…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawthorne/i-blew-it-how-d-you-do-that-she-asked-i-gave-her-a-quick-rundown-of/)

[Rachel Hawthorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawthorne/)

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> [“Home run! My boyfriend had hit a home run! I jumped around, pointing at the number on my jersey, hugging Bird, hugging…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawthorne/home-run-my-boyfriend-had-hit-a-home-run-i-jumped-around-pointing-at/)

[Rachel Hawthorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawthorne/)

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> [“We’d given Mac a nine point five, but only because Bird said we couldn’t give every guy a ten. I hadn’t scored…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawthorne/we-d-given-mac-a-nine-point-five-but-only-because-bird-said-we-couldn/)

[Rachel Hawthorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawthorne/)

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> [“For the briefest of seconds, it was like he looked back into the stands, like maybe he spotted me, shaking my rattle,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawthorne/for-the-briefest-of-seconds-it-was-like-he-looked-back-into-the-2/)

[Rachel Hawthorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawthorne/)

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## More by Rachel Hawthorne

> [“A dog wash?” Bird repeated the next morning. I’d called her to let her know I needed to talk. She was making her Scoopin’…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawthorne/a-dog-wash-bird-repeated-the-next-morning-i-d-called-her-to-let-her/)

[Rachel Hawthorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawthorne/)

> [“You never talk to the pitcher when…” He shook his head. “You just never talk to the pitcher when--” “I just wanted to congratulate…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawthorne/you-never-talk-to-the-pitcher-when-he-shook-his-head-you-just-never/)

[Rachel Hawthorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawthorne/)

> [“Hey, ya'll,can we go?" Leah asked. "The cute guys are gonna be taken by the time we get there." "No,they won't be," Sam said,"Because…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawthorne/hey-ya-ll-can-we-go-leah-asked-the-cute-guys-are-gonna-be-taken-by/)

[Rachel Hawthorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawthorne/)

> [“I haven’t had cotton candy in forever,” he said. “I’d forgotten how…sugary it is.” “It’s pure sugar.” “I wonder who invented it.” “I think…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawthorne/i-haven-t-had-cotton-candy-in-forever-he-said-i-d-forgotten-how/)

[Rachel Hawthorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawthorne/)

> [“Deception may give us what we want for the present, but it will always take it away in the end.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawthorne/deception-may-give-us-what-we-want-for-the-present-but-it-will-always/)

[Rachel Hawthorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawthorne/)

> [“You’ve got Mac. When we went to get drinks at the concert, all he talked about was how cool you were. And Jason? The…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawthorne/you-ve-got-mac-when-we-went-to-get-drinks-at-the-concert-all-he/)

[Rachel Hawthorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawthorne/)

> [“Dani, I saw your roster that night at Ben and Jerry’s, when it fell out of your bag. I unfolded it, shouldn’t have, but…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawthorne/dani-i-saw-your-roster-that-night-at-ben-and-jerry-s-when-it-fell-out/)

[Rachel Hawthorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawthorne/)

> [“ Crack! I covered my head, ducked down. Bird didn’t laugh. She likened me to a survivor of some traumatic event who is always…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawthorne/crack-i-covered-my-head-ducked-down-bird-didn-t-laugh-she-likened-me/)

[Rachel Hawthorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawthorne/)

> [“I'm trying to figure out how much I need to deposit into the Kate-have-a-good-time fund," he said. "It's pretty empty.You might have to make…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawthorne/i-m-trying-to-figure-out-how-much-i-need-to-deposit-into-the-kate/)

[Rachel Hawthorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawthorne/)

> [“I wasn’t usually one to toot my own horn, which could also explain the no-boyfriend-status of my life. If bright plumage was the key,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawthorne/i-wasn-t-usually-one-to-toot-my-own-horn-which-could-also-explain-the/)

[Rachel Hawthorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawthorne/)

> [“I need to figure out what it was I did that made me hit the home run.” “You connected the bat to the ball.”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawthorne/i-need-to-figure-out-what-it-was-i-did-that-made-me-hit-the-home-run/)

[Rachel Hawthorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawthorne/)

> [“I found him in the kitchen, at the table in the bay window, already eating his cereal. “I was going to fix you breakfast,”…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawthorne/i-found-him-in-the-kitchen-at-the-table-in-the-bay-window-already/)

[Rachel Hawthorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawthorne/)

> [“Sides, i don't like the posed pics.They're not the real person.They're a reflection of what the person wants the world to think of her-not…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawthorne/sides-i-don-t-like-the-posed-pics-they-re-not-the-real-person-they-re/)

[Rachel Hawthorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawthorne/)

> [“I can't believe you'd rather hold handle bars than a girl." He angled his head thoughtfully."I hadn't considered that." "Maybe you should." He hopped…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawthorne/i-can-t-believe-you-d-rather-hold-handle-bars-than-a-girl-he-angled/)

[Rachel Hawthorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawthorne/)

> [“He finally cleared his throat. "Well, huh." "Yeah," I said. "What now?" "Well"—he cleared his throat again—"I guess you and I go. I mean,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/rachel-hawthorne/he-finally-cleared-his-throat-well-huh-yeah-i-said-what-now-well-he/)

[Rachel Hawthorne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/rachel-hawthorne/)

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