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> [“...the concept of marketing is almost as old as humanity itself...suffice it to say here that it took almost no time for a wily serpent to sell Adam and Eve on a shiny apple from the Tree of Knowledge, at…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bikesnobnyc/the-concept-of-marketing-is-almost-as-old-as-humanity-itself-suffice/)

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> [“The ark was like a portable computer hard drive and Noah was a one-man Geek Squad, and he dumped God's most important files onto it before he zorched the virus-ridden computer that was the world.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bikesnobnyc/the-ark-was-like-a-portable-computer-hard-drive-and-noah-was-a-one/)

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> [“...the concept of marketing is almost as old as humanity itself...suffice it to say here that it took almost no time for a wily…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bikesnobnyc/the-concept-of-marketing-is-almost-as-old-as-humanity-itself-suffice/)

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> [“Drinking and cycling is like drinking and flirting—it’s pretty likely you’re going to wind up hitting something, and the results are probably going to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bikesnobnyc/drinking-and-cycling-is-like-drinking-and-flirting-it-s-pretty-likely/)

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> [“Everything about riding a bicycle compels you towards beauty.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bikesnobnyc/everything-about-riding-a-bicycle-compels-you-towards-beauty/)

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> [“The ark was like a portable computer hard drive and Noah was a one-man Geek Squad, and he dumped God's most important files onto…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/bikesnobnyc/the-ark-was-like-a-portable-computer-hard-drive-and-noah-was-a-one/)

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