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> [“When a mere girl, my mother offered me a dollar if I would read the Bible through; . . . . despairing of reconciling many of its absurd statements with even my childish philosophy, . . . I became a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elmina-drake-slenker/when-a-mere-girl-my-mother-offered-me-a-dollar-if-i-would-read-the/)

Elmina Drake Slenker

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## More by Elmina Drake Slenker

> [“When a mere girl, my mother offered me a dollar if I would read the Bible through; . . . . despairing of reconciling…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/elmina-drake-slenker/when-a-mere-girl-my-mother-offered-me-a-dollar-if-i-would-read-the/)

Elmina Drake Slenker

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