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title: "2 Beware Quotes By Merrill Markoe"
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> [Beware the man who doesn't ask you any questions about yourself on your first date.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/merrill-markoe/beware-the-man-who-doesn-t-ask-you-any-questions-about-yourself-on/)

[Merrill Markoe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/merrill-markoe/)

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> [Conversely, beware the man who does nothing but ask you questions about yourself and offers no information about himself. Not only is he keeping you at bay, he is probably not listening to your answers.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/merrill-markoe/conversely-beware-the-man-who-does-nothing-but-ask-you-questions/)

[Merrill Markoe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/merrill-markoe/)

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## Other authors on Beware

## More by Merrill Markoe

> [More than any other personality trait, my mother seemed to be ruled by anger and sadness. She seemed to hate being a mother. Watching…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/merrill-markoe/more-than-any-other-personality-trait-my-mother-seemed-to-be-ruled-by/)

[Merrill Markoe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/merrill-markoe/)

> [The whole narcissism and echo syndrome is usually the result of early childhood training. Those are very hard habits for anyone to break.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/merrill-markoe/the-whole-narcissism-and-echo-syndrome-is-usually-the-result-of-early/)

[Merrill Markoe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/merrill-markoe/)

> [Some people know that they are so adorable looking, all they have to do is smile and dress up and they get plenty from…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/merrill-markoe/some-people-know-that-they-are-so-adorable-looking-all-they-have-to/)

[Merrill Markoe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/merrill-markoe/)

> [A more complex - but only slightly more original - way to feel out of it is available at the hip and pretentious nightclubs…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/merrill-markoe/a-more-complex-but-only-slightly-more-original-way-to-feel-out-of-it/)

[Merrill Markoe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/merrill-markoe/)

> [I really enjoyed Merrill Markoe's Guide To Glamorous Living, which was a weird hybrid reality/sketch thing I wrote, directed, and hosted, with two male-model…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/merrill-markoe/i-really-enjoyed-merrill-markoe-s-guide-to-glamorous-living-which-was/)

[Merrill Markoe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/merrill-markoe/)

> [It's surely no accident that there are horoscopes in Vogue, Glamour, Mademoiselle, Woman, New Woman, Elle and Cosmo ... but not Sports Illustrated, GQ,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/merrill-markoe/it-s-surely-no-accident-that-there-are-horoscopes-in-vogue-glamour/)

[Merrill Markoe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/merrill-markoe/)

> [Beware the old man in young guy's clothes. If he's over 35 and comes to pick you up looking as though he's headed for…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/merrill-markoe/beware-the-old-man-in-young-guy-s-clothes-if-he-s-over-35-and-comes/)

[Merrill Markoe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/merrill-markoe/)

> [“Maybe this is kind of cliche, but animals, well, dogs, are what I do for a living. One reason I like spending time with…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/merrill-markoe/maybe-this-is-kind-of-cliche-but-animals-well-dogs-are-what-i-do-for/)

[Merrill Markoe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/merrill-markoe/)

> [Beware the man who doesn't ask you any questions about yourself on your first date.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/merrill-markoe/beware-the-man-who-doesn-t-ask-you-any-questions-about-yourself-on/)

[Merrill Markoe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/merrill-markoe/)

> [“I'm clear with all my bitches...I hump her till she bites me. Then it's adios bitches, time for BALL.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/merrill-markoe/i-m-clear-with-all-my-bitches-i-hump-her-till-she-bites-me-then-it-s/)

[Merrill Markoe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/merrill-markoe/)

> [Every moment of your life that is not a complete nightmare is happiness.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/merrill-markoe/every-moment-of-your-life-that-is-not-a-complete-nightmare-is/)

[Merrill Markoe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/merrill-markoe/)

> [When anyone lacks self-awareness and doesn't recognize their transparencies, it's always funny.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/merrill-markoe/when-anyone-lacks-self-awareness-and-doesn-t-recognize-their/)

[Merrill Markoe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/merrill-markoe/)

> [They were soul mates, my mother and father. They claimed to adore each other, as if the word 'adore' meant 'argue with ceaselessly.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/merrill-markoe/they-were-soul-mates-my-mother-and-father-they-claimed-to-adore-each/)

[Merrill Markoe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/merrill-markoe/)

> [A wacky, trendy outfit on a guy over 40 indicates he's got big issues.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/merrill-markoe/a-wacky-trendy-outfit-on-a-guy-over-40-indicates-he-s-got-big-issues/)

[Merrill Markoe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/merrill-markoe/)

> [my mother ... took the fact that my taste differed from hers as a personal insult.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/merrill-markoe/my-mother-took-the-fact-that-my-taste-differed-from-hers-as-a/)

[Merrill Markoe](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/merrill-markoe/)

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