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> [“It is good to brush your teeth when you are angry, because you brush harder and do a better job.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lemony-snicket/it-is-good-to-brush-your-teeth-when-you-are-angry-because-you-brush/)

[Lemony Snicket](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lemony-snicket/)

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> [“I went into the bathroom to brush my teeth. It is good to brush your teeth when you are angry, because you…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lemony-snicket/i-went-into-the-bathroom-to-brush-my-teeth-it-is-good-to-brush-your/)

[Lemony Snicket](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lemony-snicket/)

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> [“I was tired of working in the lumber industry,” Phil said. “I was sure I could find a better job, and look…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lemony-snicket/i-was-tired-of-working-in-the-lumber-industry-phil-said-i-was-sure-i/)

[Lemony Snicket](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lemony-snicket/)

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## Other authors on Better job

## More by Lemony Snicket

> [“Nevermore Tree was gargantuan, a word which here means 'having attained an inordinate amount of botanical volume.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lemony-snicket/nevermore-tree-was-gargantuan-a-word-which-here-means-having-attained/)

[Lemony Snicket](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lemony-snicket/)

> [“But even if they could go home it would be difficult for me to tell you what the moral of the story is. In…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lemony-snicket/but-even-if-they-could-go-home-it-would-be-difficult-for-me-to-tell/)

[Lemony Snicket](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lemony-snicket/)

> [“Their adventure would be exciting and memorable like being chased by a werewolf through a field of thorny bushes at midnight with nobody around…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lemony-snicket/their-adventure-would-be-exciting-and-memorable-like-being-chased-by/)

[Lemony Snicket](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lemony-snicket/)

> [“I am very, very sorry to leave you hanging like that, but as I was writing the tale of the Baudelaire orphans, I happened…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lemony-snicket/i-am-very-very-sorry-to-leave-you-hanging-like-that-but-as-i-was/)

[Lemony Snicket](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lemony-snicket/)

> [“being skeptical is a good thing for a journalist, because it means you don't completely trust anyone.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lemony-snicket/being-skeptical-is-a-good-thing-for-a-journalist-because-it-means-you/)

[Lemony Snicket](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lemony-snicket/)

> [“Baudelaire children had a slightly different”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lemony-snicket/baudelaire-children-had-a-slightly-different/)

[Lemony Snicket](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lemony-snicket/)

> [“To those who hadn't been around Violet long, nothing would have seemed unusual, but those who knew her well knew that when she tied…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lemony-snicket/to-those-who-hadn-t-been-around-violet-long-nothing-would-have-seemed/)

[Lemony Snicket](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lemony-snicket/)

> [“Pietrisycamollaviadelrechiotemexity," Sunny said, which you will probably recall means something along the lines of "I must admit I don’t have the faintest idea of…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lemony-snicket/pietrisycamollaviadelrechiotemexity-sunny-said-which-you-will/)

[Lemony Snicket](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lemony-snicket/)

> [“Behind these two booths was an enormous roller coaster, a phrase which here means “a series of small carts where people can sit and…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lemony-snicket/behind-these-two-booths-was-an-enormous-roller-coaster-a-phrase-which/)

[Lemony Snicket](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lemony-snicket/)

> [“All these things are miracles. It is a miracle if you can find true friends, and it is a miracle if you have enough…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lemony-snicket/all-these-things-are-miracles-it-is-a-miracle-if-you-can-find-true/)

[Lemony Snicket](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lemony-snicket/)

> [“Uncle Monty tell”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lemony-snicket/uncle-monty-tell/)

[Lemony Snicket](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lemony-snicket/)

> [“As you and I listen to Uncle Monty tell the three Baudelaire orphans that no harm will ever come to them in the Reptile…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lemony-snicket/as-you-and-i-listen-to-uncle-monty-tell-the-three-baudelaire-orphans/)

[Lemony Snicket](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lemony-snicket/)

> [“They tried picturing leaving Uncle Monty and living by themselves, trying to find jobs and take care of each other. It was a very…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lemony-snicket/they-tried-picturing-leaving-uncle-monty-and-living-by-themselves/)

[Lemony Snicket](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lemony-snicket/)

> [“To Beatrice- darling, dearest, dead.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lemony-snicket/to-beatrice-darling-dearest-dead/)

[Lemony Snicket](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lemony-snicket/)

> [“The French expression 'cul-de-sac' describes what the Baudelaire orphans found when they reached the end of the dark hallway, and like all French expressions,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lemony-snicket/the-french-expression-cul-de-sac-describes-what-the-baudelaire/)

[Lemony Snicket](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lemony-snicket/)

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