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title: "5 Better Fucking Quotes by 4 authors"
description: "Browse 5 Better Fucking quotes by 4 authors. Discover the best Better Fucking sayings and thoughts."
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> [“I hope he’s better at fucking than he is at being a dad”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/lia-peele/i-hope-he-s-better-at-fucking-than-he-is-at-being-a-dad/)

[Lia Peele](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/lia-peele/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/974/lia-peele-34459_better_i-hope-he-s-better-at-fucking-than-he-is_531121.jpg)

> [If Everyone Smoked A Blunt To Relieve Their Fucked Up Minds, The World Would Be A Better Fucking PLace.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/if-everyone-smoked-a-blunt-to-relieve-their-fucked-up-minds-the-world/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/036/anonymous-1_psychology_if-everyone-smoked-a-blunt-to-relieve-th_662708.jpg)

> [My mom will be better off with you fucking gone!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/anonymous/my-mom-will-be-better-off-with-you-fucking-gone/)

[Anonymous](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/anonymous/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2ec/me-7_me_my-mom-will-be-better-off-with-you-fucki_725915.jpg)

> [“I feel great because you are even better than I first fucking thought. And I love being right.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ella-frank/i-feel-great-because-you-are-even-better-than-i-first-fucking-thought/)

[Ella Frank](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ella-frank/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/95f/ella-frank-1142_quote_i-feel-great-because-you-are-even-better_1191141.jpg)

> [“You feel so good sweetheart. I swear nothing's ever felt better in my whole fucking life.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/r-k-lilley/you-feel-so-good-sweetheart-i-swear-nothing-s-ever-felt-better-in-my/)

[R.K. Lilley](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/r-k-lilley/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3cb/r-k-lilley-1565_life_you-feel-so-good-sweetheart-i-swear-noth_1946110.jpg)

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