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title: "3 Best man Quotes By Stephenie Meyer"
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> [“Stop blubbering, Bella. You'll ruin your dress. It's just me." "Just? Oh Jake! Everything is perfect now." He snorted. "Yeah- the party…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephenie-meyer/stop-blubbering-bella-you-ll-ruin-your-dress-it-s-just-me-just-oh/)

[Stephenie Meyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephenie-meyer/)

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> [May the best man win That's about right pup](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephenie-meyer/may-the-best-man-win-that-s-about-right-pup/)

[Stephenie Meyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephenie-meyer/)

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> [“Edward spoke in a voice so peaceful and gentle that it made the words strangely more threatening. "I'm not going to kill…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephenie-meyer/edward-spoke-in-a-voice-so-peaceful-and-gentle-that-it-made-the-words/)

[Stephenie Meyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephenie-meyer/)

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## More by Stephenie Meyer

> [“That would be just like me-ruin everything, destroy the world, in a moment of klutziness.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephenie-meyer/that-would-be-just-like-me-ruin-everything-destroy-the-world-in-a/)

[Stephenie Meyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephenie-meyer/)

> [“But suddenly something sharp was cutting me, my throat, my wrists, my ankles. I screamed in shock, thinking he'd brought me there to hurt…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephenie-meyer/but-suddenly-something-sharp-was-cutting-me-my-throat-my-wrists-my/)

[Stephenie Meyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephenie-meyer/)

> [I bit a pillow. Or two.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephenie-meyer/i-bit-a-pillow-or-two/)

[Stephenie Meyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephenie-meyer/)

> [“Damn it! This chick runs with vampires!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephenie-meyer/damn-it-this-chick-runs-with-vampires/)

[Stephenie Meyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephenie-meyer/)

> [“I'm hotter than you!”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephenie-meyer/i-m-hotter-than-you/)

[Stephenie Meyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephenie-meyer/)

> [Everything in my world was about him. What a silly thing to expect.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephenie-meyer/everything-in-my-world-was-about-him-what-a-silly-thing-to-expect/)

[Stephenie Meyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephenie-meyer/)

> [“Alice: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors." Edward: "Why don't you just tell me who wins?" Alice: "I do. Excellent.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephenie-meyer/alice-i-ll-play-you-for-it-rock-paper-scissors-edward-why-don-t-you/)

[Stephenie Meyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephenie-meyer/)

> [“What can I give you, Wanda?” he insisted. I took a deep breath and tried to keep my voice steady.“Give me a lie, Jared.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephenie-meyer/what-can-i-give-you-wanda-he-insisted-i-took-a-deep-breath-and-tried/)

[Stephenie Meyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephenie-meyer/)

> [Mike's eyes narrowed shrewdly. "Don't kid yourself, Bella. The guy's head over heels for you." "I know," I sighed. "Life is complicated." "And girls…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephenie-meyer/mike-s-eyes-narrowed-shrewdly-don-t-kid-yourself-bella-the-guy-s-head/)

[Stephenie Meyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephenie-meyer/)

> [“You know the story in the bible? The one with the king and the two women fighting over the baby? Sure King Solomon. That's…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephenie-meyer/you-know-the-story-in-the-bible-the-one-with-the-king-and-the-two/)

[Stephenie Meyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephenie-meyer/)

> [I’m exactly right for you, Bella. It would have been effortless for us — comfortable, easy as breathing. I was the natural path your…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephenie-meyer/i-m-exactly-right-for-you-bella-it-would-have-been-effortless-for-us/)

[Stephenie Meyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephenie-meyer/)

> [“I felt a surge of pity, and relief. Pity because, as beautiful as they were, they were outsiders, clearly not accepted. Relief that I…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephenie-meyer/i-felt-a-surge-of-pity-and-relief-pity-because-as-beautiful-as-they/)

[Stephenie Meyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephenie-meyer/)

> [I didn’t realize I was crying until it was time to say the blinding words. ‘I do,’ I managed to choke out in a…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephenie-meyer/i-didn-t-realize-i-was-crying-until-it-was-time-to-say-the-blinding/)

[Stephenie Meyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephenie-meyer/)

> [“He placed his hands against the Jeep on either side of my head and leaned forward, forcing me to press back against the door.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephenie-meyer/he-placed-his-hands-against-the-jeep-on-either-side-of-my-head-and/)

[Stephenie Meyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephenie-meyer/)

> [There was a different ending to New Moon originally. It was a much quieter book. It was very much all in Bellas head.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/stephenie-meyer/there-was-a-different-ending-to-new-moon-originally-it-was-a-much/)

[Stephenie Meyer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/stephenie-meyer/)

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