--- title: "1 Best ever Quotes By Ken Bates" description: "1 Best ever quotes by Ken Bates. Plus more from Ken Bates and more Best ever sayings from other authors." image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6b6/ken-bates-38037_accepted_we-had-probably-our-best-ever-player-of_1728188.png" --- > [We had probably our best ever Player of the Year Dance last week. You elected Dennis Wise as Player of the Year. Dennis accepted his award mimicking Vialli, whereupon Zola shouted 'Speak English', Dennis switched to his normal Cockney voice…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ken-bates/we-had-probably-our-best-ever-player-of-the-year-dance-last-week-you/) [Ken Bates](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ken-bates/) [Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6b6/ken-bates-38037_accepted_we-had-probably-our-best-ever-player-of_1728188.png) ## Other authors on Best ever ## More by Ken Bates > [There's none as deaf as those who won't listen. I get letters. If they are moronic, they go in the wastepaper basket, but if…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ken-bates/there-s-none-as-deaf-as-those-who-won-t-listen-i-get-letters-if-they/) [Ken Bates](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ken-bates/) > [Let us leave the EEC, abolish human rights laws, take TV sets, pool tables and phones out of prisons, bring back corporal and capital…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ken-bates/let-us-leave-the-eec-abolish-human-rights-laws-take-tv-sets-pool/) [Ken Bates](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ken-bates/) > [Every club has three types: fans, parasites and people who work their bollocks off, even ladies.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ken-bates/every-club-has-three-types-fans-parasites-and-people-who-work-their/) [Ken Bates](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ken-bates/) > [Experience shows that after a disaster it is particularly difficult with the Americans, who appear to be quite cowardly despite their Rambo films.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ken-bates/experience-shows-that-after-a-disaster-it-is-particularly-difficult/) [Ken Bates](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ken-bates/) > [It's said the FA chairman (Keith Wiseman) would travel 200 miles to open a biscuit tin. Why?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ken-bates/it-s-said-the-fa-chairman-keith-wiseman-would-travel-200-miles-to/) [Ken Bates](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ken-bates/) > [I shall not rest until Leeds United are kicked out of the football league. Their fans are the scum of the earth, absolute animals…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ken-bates/i-shall-not-rest-until-leeds-united-are-kicked-out-of-the-football/) [Ken Bates](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ken-bates/) > [Unfortunately much of it is frittered away on fast cars, designer clothes and an attitude to pleasure reminiscent of the 18-30 holiday packages.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ken-bates/unfortunately-much-of-it-is-frittered-away-on-fast-cars-designer/) [Ken Bates](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ken-bates/) > [We had probably our best ever Player of the Year Dance last week. You elected Dennis Wise as Player of the Year. Dennis accepted…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ken-bates/we-had-probably-our-best-ever-player-of-the-year-dance-last-week-you/) [Ken Bates](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ken-bates/) > [What a few fans are trying to do is cause trouble.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ken-bates/what-a-few-fans-are-trying-to-do-is-cause-trouble/) [Ken Bates](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ken-bates/) > [I get to my feet when Chelsea fans sing 'Stand up if you hate Man U'. But though I hate them, I have to…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ken-bates/i-get-to-my-feet-when-chelsea-fans-sing-stand-up-if-you-hate-man-u/) [Ken Bates](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ken-bates/) > [Hump it, bump it, whack it! It might be a recipe for a good sex life but it won't win the World Cup.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ken-bates/hump-it-bump-it-whack-it-it-might-be-a-recipe-for-a-good-sex-life-but/) [Ken Bates](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ken-bates/) > [I never make forecasts but whoever wins that game will win the final.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/ken-bates/i-never-make-forecasts-but-whoever-wins-that-game-will-win-the-final/) [Ken Bates](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/ken-bates/) ```json { "@context": "https://schema.org", "@graph": [ { "@type": "ItemList", "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/best-ever/ken-bates/#itemlist", "name": "1 Best ever Quotes By Ken Bates", "numberOfItems": 1, "itemListElement": [ { "@type": "ListItem", "position": 1, "item": { "@type": "Quotation", "text": "We had probably our best ever Player of the Year Dance last week. You elected Dennis Wise as Player of the Year. 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