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> [“Best Christmas ever,” Bob says as he pulls the covers over us both. He wraps around me, one hand cupping my sore boob and the other covering the baby we made, the new life we created, the promise that we…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tammy-falkner/best-christmas-ever-bob-says-as-he-pulls-the-covers-over-us-both-he/)

[Tammy Falkner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tammy-falkner/)

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## More by Tammy Falkner

> [“If anybody deserves a happily ever after, Matt, it’s you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tammy-falkner/if-anybody-deserves-a-happily-ever-after-matt-it-s-you/)

[Tammy Falkner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tammy-falkner/)

> [“Those boys are like my family. When I didn’t have anyone, they were there.” There’s a story here, and I really want to know…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tammy-falkner/those-boys-are-like-my-family-when-i-didn-t-have-anyone-they-were/)

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> [“She brushes a lock of hair back from her face and winces when she tugs through a snag. “Oh, my gosh. I must look…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tammy-falkner/she-brushes-a-lock-of-hair-back-from-her-face-and-winces-when-she/)

[Tammy Falkner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tammy-falkner/)

> [“When we’re both sated, he covers my belly with the flat of his hand. “I thought I was happy, with there being just the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tammy-falkner/when-we-re-both-sated-he-covers-my-belly-with-the-flat-of-his-hand-i/)

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> [“Every woman is someone’s daughter. Someone at home loves her. And you devalue her and every other female by referring to women as bitches…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tammy-falkner/every-woman-is-someone-s-daughter-someone-at-home-loves-her-and-you/)

[Tammy Falkner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tammy-falkner/)

> [“I should have seen it. All the signs were there.” He flips me onto my back, yanking my pajama top over my head during…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tammy-falkner/i-should-have-seen-it-all-the-signs-were-there-he-flips-me-onto-my/)

[Tammy Falkner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tammy-falkner/)

> [“I get in the car and go to complex A, and look for room 23, and then I knock on the door. The door…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tammy-falkner/i-get-in-the-car-and-go-to-complex-a-and-look-for-room-23-and-then-i/)

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> [“I’m not usually this emotional,” I say. He shrugs. “All women say that. It usually precedes an episode of batshit craziness.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tammy-falkner/i-m-not-usually-this-emotional-i-say-he-shrugs-all-women-say-that-it/)

[Tammy Falkner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tammy-falkner/)

> [“Excuse me,” I call to his retreating back. I sound like I swallowed Kermit, so I clear my throat. “Excuse me,” I call again.…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tammy-falkner/excuse-me-i-call-to-his-retreating-back-i-sound-like-i-swallowed/)

[Tammy Falkner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tammy-falkner/)

> [“It was so much easier lusting after Friday when I thought she liked to eat pussy as much as I do.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tammy-falkner/it-was-so-much-easier-lusting-after-friday-when-i-thought-she-liked/)

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> [“How was your day?” he asks between kisses. His cold hands slip beneath my shirt and I hiss and draw back, but he just…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tammy-falkner/how-was-your-day-he-asks-between-kisses-his-cold-hands-slip-beneath/)

[Tammy Falkner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tammy-falkner/)

> [“The first thing you have to remember is that you can’t fight with a woman unless what you’re fighting about is worth it. You…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tammy-falkner/the-first-thing-you-have-to-remember-is-that-you-can-t-fight-with-a/)

[Tammy Falkner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/tammy-falkner/)

> [“I want a family, Friday. Not just a fuck. Tail is easy to come by. You, on the other hand…” He lets his voice…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tammy-falkner/i-want-a-family-friday-not-just-a-fuck-tail-is-easy-to-come-by-you-on/)

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> [“You sorry fucker,” Paul says. “If I didn’t love your sorry ass so much, I’d have to hate you.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tammy-falkner/you-sorry-fucker-paul-says-if-i-didn-t-love-your-sorry-ass-so-much-i/)

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> [“Thank you for bringing me out here. If I never see you again, I want to tell you that I had a really great…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/tammy-falkner/thank-you-for-bringing-me-out-here-if-i-never-see-you-again-i-want-to/)

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