---
title: "1 Bereft Quotes By Graham Chapman"
description: "1 Bereft quotes by Graham Chapman. Plus more from Graham Chapman and more Bereft sayings from other authors."
image: "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/57d/graham-chapman-15627_bereft_this-parrot-is-no-more-it-has-ceased-to_2730901.jpg"
---

> [This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-chapman/this-parrot-is-no-more-it-has-ceased-to-be-it-s-expired-and-gone-to/)

[Graham Chapman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-chapman/)

[Image](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/57d/graham-chapman-15627_bereft_this-parrot-is-no-more-it-has-ceased-to_2730901.jpg)

## More by Graham Chapman

> [No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise, fear and surprise; two chief weapons, fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency! Er, among…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-chapman/no-one-expects-the-spanish-inquisition-our-chief-weapon-is-surprise/)

[Graham Chapman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-chapman/)

> [I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-chapman/i-don-t-want-to-talk-to-you-no-more-you-empty-headed-animal-food/)

[Graham Chapman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-chapman/)

> [She turned me into a newt. ... But I got better...](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-chapman/she-turned-me-into-a-newt-but-i-got-better/)

[Graham Chapman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-chapman/)

> [I am known by many names, but you may call me...Tim.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-chapman/i-am-known-by-many-names-but-you-may-call-me-tim/)

[Graham Chapman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-chapman/)

> [Oh, you're in television! That's interesting. No, I mean, the word television is interesting. It's a hybrid, you see: tele- comes from the greek,…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-chapman/oh-you-re-in-television-that-s-interesting-no-i-mean-the-word/)

[Graham Chapman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-chapman/)

> [I fart in your general direction.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-chapman/i-fart-in-your-general-direction/)

[Graham Chapman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-chapman/)

> [Camelot is a silly place.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-chapman/camelot-is-a-silly-place/)

[Graham Chapman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-chapman/)

> [All ideas come about through some sort of observation. It sparks an attitude; some object or emotion causes a reaction in the other person.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-chapman/all-ideas-come-about-through-some-sort-of-observation-it-sparks-an/)

[Graham Chapman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-chapman/)

> [Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-chapman/are-you-suggesting-coconuts-migrate/)

[Graham Chapman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-chapman/)

> [Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Know what I mean?](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-chapman/nudge-nudge-wink-wink-know-what-i-mean/)

[Graham Chapman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-chapman/)

> [When Beethoven went deaf, the mynah bird just used to mime.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-chapman/when-beethoven-went-deaf-the-mynah-bird-just-used-to-mime/)

[Graham Chapman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-chapman/)

> [I hope I will have achieved something lasting.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-chapman/i-hope-i-will-have-achieved-something-lasting/)

[Graham Chapman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-chapman/)

> [Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that's me, love.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-chapman/stormy-in-love-stormy-in-interviews-breakfast-in-bed-that-s-me-love/)

[Graham Chapman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-chapman/)

> [Tis but a scratch!" "A scratch? Your arm's off!" "No it isn't." "Then what's that?" "Oh come on, pansy!](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-chapman/tis-but-a-scratch-a-scratch-your-arm-s-off-no-it-isn-t-then-what-s/)

[Graham Chapman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-chapman/)

> [I'm afraid I'm not personally qualified to confuse cats, but I can recommend an extremely good service.](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-chapman/i-m-afraid-i-m-not-personally-qualified-to-confuse-cats-but-i-can/)

[Graham Chapman](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/graham-chapman/)

```json
{
    "@context": "https://schema.org",
    "@graph": [
        {
            "@type": "ItemList",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bereft/graham-chapman/#itemlist",
            "name": "1 Bereft Quotes By Graham Chapman",
            "numberOfItems": 1,
            "itemListElement": [
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 1,
                    "item": {
                        "@type": "Quotation",
                        "text": "This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot.",
                        "creator": {
                            "@type": "Person",
                            "name": "Graham Chapman"
                        },
                        "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/graham-chapman/this-parrot-is-no-more-it-has-ceased-to-be-it-s-expired-and-gone-to/",
                        "image": {
                            "@type": "ImageObject",
                            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/57d/graham-chapman-15627_bereft_this-parrot-is-no-more-it-has-ceased-to_2730901.jpg",
                            "contentUrl": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/57d/graham-chapman-15627_bereft_this-parrot-is-no-more-it-has-ceased-to_2730901.jpg",
                            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/57d/graham-chapman-15627_bereft_this-parrot-is-no-more-it-has-ceased-to_2730901.jpg",
                            "width": 1080,
                            "height": 1080,
                            "caption": "“This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late parrot…” — Graham Chapman",
                            "creditText": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
                            "creator": {
                                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
                            }
                        }
                    }
                }
            ]
        },
        {
            "@type": "CollectionPage",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bereft/graham-chapman/#webpage",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bereft/graham-chapman/",
            "name": "Bereft Quotes by Graham Chapman",
            "isPartOf": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website"
            },
            "mainEntity": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bereft/graham-chapman/#itemlist"
            },
            "primaryImageOfPage": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/57d/graham-chapman-15627_bereft_this-parrot-is-no-more-it-has-ceased-to_2730901.jpg"
            },
            "description": "1 Bereft quotes by Graham Chapman. Plus more from Graham Chapman and more Bereft sayings from other authors.",
            "breadcrumb": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bereft/graham-chapman/#breadcrumb"
            }
        },
        {
            "@type": "BreadcrumbList",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bereft/graham-chapman/#breadcrumb",
            "itemListElement": [
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 1,
                    "name": "Home",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 2,
                    "name": "Quotes",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 3,
                    "name": "Topics",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/categories/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 4,
                    "name": "Bereft",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bereft/"
                },
                {
                    "@type": "ListItem",
                    "position": 5,
                    "name": "Graham Chapman",
                    "item": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/about/bereft/graham-chapman/"
                }
            ]
        },
        {
            "@type": "WebSite",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#website",
            "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/",
            "publisher": {
                "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization"
            }
        },
        {
            "@type": "Organization",
            "@id": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/#organization",
            "name": "SMS4Smile Quotes",
            "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/",
            "logo": {
                "@type": "ImageObject",
                "url": "https://sms4smile.com/quotes/wp-content/themes/sq/assets/icons/icon-512.png",
                "width": 512,
                "height": 512
            }
        }
    ]
}
```