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> [“Benny only worked on major feast days since some of the parishioners complained about the smoke, but, as far as I was concerned, the more smoke the better. If the altar disappeared altogether while he was censing it, I was…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-schweizer/benny-only-worked-on-major-feast-days-since-some-of-the-parishioners/)

[Mark Schweizer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-schweizer/)

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## Other authors on Benny

## More by Mark Schweizer

> [“My eyes went as crazy as Michelle Bachman and Rick Perry's love-child.”](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-schweizer/my-eyes-went-as-crazy-as-michelle-bachman-and-rick-perry-s-love-child/)

[Mark Schweizer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-schweizer/)

> [“Tiff was a voice major at Appalachian State and had been singing in the St. Barnabas choir for a couple of years under our…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-schweizer/tiff-was-a-voice-major-at-appalachian-state-and-had-been-singing-in/)

[Mark Schweizer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-schweizer/)

> [“Benny only worked on major feast days since some of the parishioners complained about the smoke, but, as far as I was concerned, the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-schweizer/benny-only-worked-on-major-feast-days-since-some-of-the-parishioners/)

[Mark Schweizer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-schweizer/)

> [“Back, a few years ago, when Benny Dawkins was learning the Doubly Inverted Reverse Swan, the trick that won him third place in the…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-schweizer/back-a-few-years-ago-when-benny-dawkins-was-learning-the-doubly/)

[Mark Schweizer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-schweizer/)

> [“He works in profanity the way another artist might work in watercolors, each word carrying various hues and subtleties not available to the casual…](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/mark-schweizer/he-works-in-profanity-the-way-another-artist-might-work-in/)

[Mark Schweizer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/author/mark-schweizer/)

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